~Raman's Hilarious One Liners Today~

Ishita:- Arey nightsuit to bahar hi rakha hai.. neelu kabhi kabhi acche kaam bhi karti hai..

Raman:- Arey kapde bahar hain Pati andar hai.. Darwaaza khol.. 🤣

Raman:- Arey Madrasannn

Ishita:- Kaun hai wahan??

Raman:- Arey tera pati andar hai aur kaun hoga yaar??

Ishita:- Mere Pati.. kaun Pati??

Raman:- Arey mai hoon.. Khol Pagal Aurat

Ishita:- Ramannn...

Raman:- arey to aur kaun hoga yaar ??? Dara Singh?? Kholegi??
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Ishita:- Haan Chilla to waise hi rahe ho.. Par Raman aap to kal aane waale the... 🤣

Raman:- nahi ek din pehle aaya hoon cupboard ke andar ghumne... 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣

Ishita:- Par Aap andar kar kya rahe ho??

Raman:- Khol na sawaal jawaab kar rahi hai mere sath..

Ishita:- Matlab aap andar aaye kaise?? Aur aaye to hume kyun ni dikhe.. kyunki hum to bahar hi the..

Raman:- Arey tune dekha hota to pagal andar aata mai??? Kholegi darwaaza abhi.. neelu ne band kar diya andar.. Tujhe surprise dene aaya tha mai yaar.. Khud shock ho gaya hoon mai.. 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣

Ishita:- relaxxx.. Lekin America se aake Almaari me kaun baithta hai?? Locked hai..

Raman:- Arey..Tijori khol rahi hai kya chor hai kya tu?? 🤣

Ishita:- haan to chaabi to chahiye hogi na...

Raman:- tera kamra hai.. chaabi daal khol cupboard..

Ishita:- Ek minute ek minute..

Meanwhile when family enters and get to know he is inside..

Amma:- Mere son in law ne mujhe sab kucch bola tha..

Raman:- Arey Amma damaad damaad kar rahe ho na damaad nikal gaya to beti vidhwa ho jaayegi.. cupboard kholo yaar saanse phool rahi hain meri.. 🤣🤣🤣

Between all the bakwaas between curious family and irritated Raman..

Ruhi:- par aap cupboard me kya kar rahe ho ?? cupboard me to baithne ki bhi jagah ni hai..

Raman:- beta aaj ke baad sirf photo me dikhenge tumhe papa tumhare.. 🤣

And when the key got stuck

Ishita:- Arey yaar.. chaabi atak gayi hai...

Raman:- Phans to mai gaya hoon tere se shaadi karke yaar.. Khol...

Ishita:- Aiyyoo Murugan..

Raman:- Ab kya kar diya tune madrasan??

Romi:- Chaabi toot gayi..

Raman:- Beta cupboard khol pure khaandaan ko tod dunga mai tumhe.. Khol cupboard..

Ishita:- Haan ab toot gayii to kya karein??

Raman:- Doctor ko bula.. Bewakoof chaabi waale ko bula aur kisko bulaayega?? 🤣

When Locksmith arrives..

LS:- andar koi chor wor hai kya??

Raman:- Haan daaku hoon mai.. Tera baap chor.. khol darwaaza chupchaap.. 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

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Raman:- arey tu chaabi waala hai ya kabaadi waala hai?? 🤣

Raman to Ishita:- Ghanto se papa andar the.. Picnic pe nahi gaye the.. kucch khiaaogi??

Later in confession scene..

Raman:- ye darwaaza ab tabhi khulega jab tum who bologi jo mai bol chuka hoon... three magical words..

Ishita:- Kyaaa???

Raman:- Jai Mata Di bol do.. 🤣

Gosh it was such an entertaining episode... Loved it totally..