YHM Classroom 101: Exit of the Vamp

YHM Classroom 101: How to kick the vamp out

Hello everyone!!! This is the most stupidiest topic ever and will be a major waste of time for everyone. I am taking a 30 minute unscheduled break from my studying because G (GanBarunFan) got a RT from Karan Patel and G asked me to share my reaction at the ouster of Shagun so here it goes:

How to kick a vamp out in the world of YHM

Obviously to make sure the serial has a vamp, the male protagonist must marry twice.

#How else can the 1^st wife be a vamp #Duh #Puttar be pimpin #Puttar is a cool cat #Puttar is a pimp

To make sure the vamp is kicked out for good ensure that her blouse is not s**tty or puttar might get distracted! I mean how can you kick out a s**tty looking vamp when life of celibacy continues.

#puttar is despeparate #Puttar's celibacy continues #Can't handle sexy blouse #Can't kick out sexy blouse vamp #Problems of marrying a Madrasi Virgin Mary

To ensure that the vamp gets a tight slap from mommy dear, make sure your younger brother gets kicked in the loins. Nothing angers a Punjabi mom more than losing the opportunity of being grandparents. Look at it like a half glass full situation, you are helping the Indian population growth control.

#Poor romi #I won't take 5 lakhs from you #I will treat you for free because you are my puttar's younger brother #Puttar is my jigar ka tukda #Thanks for helping curb India's population #Outstanding citizen #Romi thanks to you mera Bharat mahan

Make sure that the vamp is a dimwit who still thinks that the man she left behind 7 years ago is still in love with her. Stupidity aids in TRP and it increases the frustration level of all the loyal fans, What fun! NOT!

#Dimwit vamp = TRP gain #Stupid characters allow for ridiculous tracks #Intelligence is overrated #Two biwis under one roof = what fun! #Puttar is truly a pimp #Pimp who isn't getting any

Make sure all this happens in a tense high drama situation to add to the DRAMA! I mean why else would you have your younger sister get married in a hurry to some random guy especially given the track record of marriages in your family. Need a huge wedding event to capture the exit of Vamp on video or who cares for Rinki, she was better forgotten in Australia. Duh! Also after all the drama everyone will need food to eat their feelings!

#Thinking is overrated #Marriage in Bhalla family is not a big deal #Everyone marries twice so why sweat it #Second marriage will work out if the 1^st doesn't #Exit caught on camera! #Family video archive will be fun #Wedding food is yum #Biwi is fat anyways so she will need food

Make sure you look extra sexy to make the vamp all lusty and jealous for losing you.

#Rub it in #puttar is too hot to handle #Shagun is stooped for leaving puttar #I wanna jump puttar #Puttar-missus are too cute

PS: We have concluded that puttar's back is caused by Reactive Arthritis secondary to his Chlamydia infection that he got from Shagun, which was never treated. Puttar worry not, I got you! #Prescription is ready #I got you my boy #You izz my jigar ka tukda #I will make you Chlamydia free I promise

PPS: Sorry for this utterly stupid and disjointed post, had 10 minutes so made this in a hurry.

Originally posted by: GanBarunFan

That's all I can come up with 🤣 My tummy hurts😆

Originally posted by: krishy13

🤣🤣🤣

The fact you made this in 10 minutes is ridiculously impressive!

Prof doc - boards have clearly not destroyed your wit!

I've taken like a 45 minute break now so I must force myself off of here soon 🤢, but before I go:

Originally posted by: Yashh...

long tym doc and was just too hilarious

u cracked me up with the scnd one
To ensure that the vamp gets a tight slap
from mommy dear, make sure your younger
brother gets kicked in the loins. Nothing
angers a Punjabi mom more than losing the
opportunity of being grandparents. Look at it
like a half glass full situation, you are helping
the Indian population growth control....🤣

Originally posted by: shadeslayer

Doc that was Howlarious!!!🤣🤣🤣