YHM Classroom 101: A Date - Page 10

Originally posted by: SurrealFantasy

Res 🤣

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Things I loved about the date:

I loved about the date: The Cafe -which was probably not the same and so Ishita had to say that they renovated the place. I think they've forgotten that their house has magical rooms appearing every now and then and people don't care. Who'd know what place it was anyway.

But the thought counts and so #puttarFTW

I hated about the date: The violinists - Firstly they didn't look like they even knew what the instrument they were holding was. Secondly, the idea is too cheesy even for someone like me who adores a cheese fest. Thirdly, can anyone say:

I loved about the date: Hand holding and sharing the first meet cute as romance novels call it. "Ruhi ke liye" has gone an entire circle. #romanceisintheair #reminiscingisreliving

I hated about the date: The time - afternoon really? So that if you confessed, you would...go back home and make lunch for your mother in law and discuss your brother's swimmers who have drowned?

And yes - ANGOOR KI BETI! These people need angoor ki beti or angoor ka baap or angoor ki puri family or SOMETHING! Do some tequila shots, honey. Seduce her with some wine. Pop open a champagne. #angoorkibetineeded #above18here

Virgin Mary needs a Bloody Mary. #justsaying

For the interruptions, like Ishita said - "Throw it away, dude." I love iphones, but this one needs to be flung into the nearest toilet or gutter or thrown at Romi's thick skull. Or Adi's. Or Shagun's. #takeyourpick #somanyidiots #phonesarestupid

Take your time puttar. (and puttar's puttar) But you're gonna have a serious case of blue balls if your beta, then bhai and then someday mummyji, then Romi's bacha, then Ruhi's husband, then Ruhi's child...keep interrupting you. HOWEVER, I forgive you, if:

Before I upset your grandma soul too much, Imma go. #yesboyshavecooties #notouchingEVER #yourputtarissatvik #blesshissoul

As for the Shagun sautan drama which is going to again take the front seat:

Again, B, you are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. I <3 you and your snark. #mybae #tearsofjoy #criesloudlyinspanish

Originally posted by: vidya.anand

Present teacher...🤣

College ya school mein bhi aise eager nahi thi class keliye...

Date, kiss ab next kya?Jo aap ka hukam, tell me what should be our next subject. 😆

The broad day light date and violins dekh ke hi patha chal gaya ke flop plan hai...putthar needs your coaching class and if possible a few extra classes too...especially kissing uff romance corner. Waise he had once started the romance corner, remember the way he cornered biwi but then he just gets distracted to some lunch, dinner, duet dance etc etc rather than the actual action.

To think of it, even Biwi's seductive dance didnt help much. Putthar seems more interested in the settings. Puttar will get there, I have faith! Till then we will keep on giving him classes on how to improve his game. 😆

CVs just dont want to promote putthar and biwi to the next level. but I am thankful that they put up a grand 😆 setting to confession, there by telling us that big C hasnt happened yet warna maine toh soch liya tha ke leave alone phool or umbrella, they have left it all to our wild imagination.

That said now i am sure big C will be after ages...atleast a 200 episodes more to it...ek I love you ko kitna keech liya toh socho big C kab kaise aur kahaan tak paunchega...

Puthar will say, "Ishita main tumhe..."

Bang, someone knocks and disturbs...better luck next time...all over...back to routine

Next time after 2-3 weeks of some torturous track, Putthar will say, "Ishita humein ab ek..."

putthar's phone rings...better luck next time...all over...back to routine

then Ishita tries once, "Raman...aapko nahi lagta ke humein..."

damn, iss baar kya bahaana karenge...how about Ishita being called for emergency appointment at midnight cos Delhi mein acche dentists ki kami hai! so master chef turned biwi ko jaana padega!

Lets wish there will be a next time and better luck to them...umeed pe toh duniya kayam hai! Bhagwan ke ghar der hair undher nahi. 😆

Then there will be ofc instances. Setting bhi hogi shaayad...candles, flowers, streamers...😆

almost hits and misses where the reasons could be anything from bacchon ki sudden bhukaar to somebody's heart attack...Sarika's sudden labor pains...😆

Oh wow, kitna bahaane hai...and I know CVs saare ke saare niraale hai!

Sorry I ended up ranting...🤣

Oh yeah, inn sab ke beech mein no touching only seeing clause toh bhool gayi...Ishita can get pregnant magically and then we fans get to know that they eventually did IT during one of those nights when they managed to stay together in their room...And just that we fans werent allowed to peep in...TOh it's good na, ignorance is a bliss...when we nothing is when we can allow our imaginations to run wild, so we will rely on your OS'. Just kidding they better give us a good confession uske bad the inner grandma inside me won't like to sexy time cos I feel scandalous. 🤣

Originally posted by: GanBarunFan

Res I hope your class would not lead to magical procreating like this ( no offence to Ishita's condition meant )

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🤣 Omg if this comes out of your study fatigued brain what comes out of fresh brain ? 😆 I just got up and am laughing my a🤬 off ..🤣🤣🤣#DocClassRules

Please ask Mahi Didi to tweet this 😆

PSstt I failed your Grammar 101 .. I noticed .. Thank you for correcting my wrong english ( note to self .. #dontwritewrongenglish) of procreating ... 😳

Originally posted by: krishy13

My reaction every time I see that a new YHM class is in session with Prof Doc...

How you have the brainpower to piece this together is beyond me, but I'm grateful b/c these lessons are on point! 👍🏼

For Puttar - don't think...

Originally posted by: Eyes-Wide-Shut

Krishy!!! Gurl i am beyond drunk right now so this might not make any sense but just do it gif made me ROFL! It reminded me of all the Nike commercials and that took me to Tiger woods and what a man wh**e he is and then it reminded me of unlucky puttar is in that department. 🤣

Originally posted by: SurrealFantasy

Res 🤣

Edit:

Things I loved about the date:

I loved about the date: The Cafe -which was probably not the same and so Ishita had to say that they renovated the place. I think they've forgotten that their house has magical rooms appearing every now and then and people don't care. Who'd know what place it was anyway.

But the thought counts and so #puttarFTW Puttar is so cute!!!! He gives me premature ventricular contractions. 😳

I hated about the date: The violinists - Firstly they didn't look like they even knew what the instrument they were holding was. Secondly, the idea is too cheesy even for someone like me who adores a cheese fest. Thirdly, can anyone say: Personal experience girlfriend, after 5 minutes it's just creepy to have a third wheel there staring, so we had to politely ask him to get the eff out and pay him extra for the cab ride home. 🤣

I loved about the date: Hand holding and sharing the first meet cute as romance novels call it. "Ruhi ke liye" has gone an entire circle. #romanceisintheair #reminiscingisreliving Meet cute are the best! I love 'The Holiday' such a cute movie!

I hated about the date: The time - afternoon really? So that if you confessed, you would...go back home and make lunch for your mother in law and discuss your brother's swimmers who have drowned?

And yes - ANGOOR KI BETI! These people need angoor ki beti or angoor ka baap or angoor ki puri family or SOMETHING! Do some tequila shots, honey. Seduce her with some wine. Pop open a champagne. #angoorkibetineeded #above18here

Virgin Mary needs a Bloody Mary. #justsaying Amen sista! Our girl needs to loosen up a bit and down a few, if puttar won't do it..she has to take the lead. 😃

For the interruptions, like Ishita said - "Throw it away, dude." I love iphones, but this one needs to be flung into the nearest toilet or gutter or thrown at Romi's thick skull. Or Adi's. Or Shagun's. #takeyourpick #somanyidiots #phonesarestupid

Take your time puttar. (and puttar's puttar) But you're gonna have a serious case of blue balls if your beta, then bhai and then someday mummyji, then Romi's bacha, then Ruhi's husband, then Ruhi's child...keep interrupting you. HOWEVER, I forgive you, if:

Before I upset your grandma soul too much, Imma go. #yesboyshavecooties #notouchingEVER #yourputtarissatvik #blesshissoul Gramma soul is so happy with satvik puttar! I would love them to show two flowers when they decide to do the sexy time. 😉

As for the Shagun sautan drama which is going to again take the front seat:

Again, B, you are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. I <3 you and your snark. #mybae #tearsofjoy #criesloudlyinspanish Gurl I am pissed drunk right now trying to drink some gatorade so I am not totally dehydrated and hungover tomorrow and even in my drunkness I can't tolerate Shagun. 😡😡

Originally posted by: krishy13

Guuurrrl, after spending a looog day studying...

Originally posted by: dreamzsrk

👏 You are amazing Doc! Loved each and every advice given to Puttar.

Hope this goes to his notice . Better late than never.