YHM Classroom 101: A Date

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Eyes-Wide-Shut

@Eyes-Wide-Shut

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Posted: 10 years ago

YHM Classroom 101: A Date

You all know this is utter ridiculousness and not to be taken seriously at all, also my brain is fried as I have been studying for 14 hours and I need some stupidity to lighten the mood, so without further ado, here are the do's and don't of a date with your legally wedded wife.

1) Do take her to a place that holds significance in both your lives. #Goodputtar #finallyawin #puttariscute

Missus is probably going: Cute guy alert!

2) Do buy out the entire place and show off your CEO power and money for some much needed privacy. Nothing sells like money and sex, in your case let's leave the sex out. #sorrybro #dryspellcontinues #Ifeelforyou

3) Do not decorate the coffee house with tacky lights and flowers in broad daylight! Ummm hello ever heard of a romantic date in the afternoon? What are you 12 on curfew and have to be back at home in time do homework? Take your lady love out for a romantic date post business hours in the nighttime. #stupidputtar #puttarisstill12

4) Do not hire people to play the violin, (speaking from personal experience here) because after the first 5 minutes the novelty wears off and then the guy just becomes a third wheel and all of it just gets awkward and weird. #avoidgrandgestures #showoff #typicalpunjabi

5) If you are trying to confess your feelings, coffee is a bad idea because caffeine leads to your heart race(tachycardia), makes you anxious which is the opposite of what you wanna be. The answer is ALCOHOL or we punjabis would like to call it Daru! #Alcoholisalwaystheanswer #getmissusloose #coffeeisabadidea

Puttar for a successful date:

Turn off your phone #howmanytimes #FAIL
Make sure the date is at night, you are a grown man and not 12 #endyourdryspell
Say it with me, 'Alcohol over coffee' and repeat, 'Alcohol over coffee' #liquidcourage
Get some courage and tell her 'I love you', don't force me to pull the Mani card on you and call him back in missus' life #youhavebeenwarned
Take her to the kiss corner already and finish what we started in the classroom, I meant kiss on the cheek and forehead! #naughtyputtar #behave #don'tgetoverexcited.

Good luck puttar! Now go get your missus, Ja jee le apni zindagi!

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Originally posted by: vidya.anand
I will edit by tonight but just want one more point to be added as a lesson to putthar and biwi...
never donate room to anyone...

I am worried that now Romi will get married to Sarika and then putthar & biwi decide to donate their room to them...newly wed hai na? toh social service na karde...🤔

Puttar, Romi is already tharki and has knocked up many girls, listen to Vidya and do not give your room up to your thanki brother, waise bhi swimmers don't work and his biwi is already knocked up toh they don't privacy. YOU NEED PRIVACY!

Edited by Eyes-Wide-Shut - 10 years ago

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vidya.anand

@vidya.anand

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Posted: 10 years ago

Present teacher...🤣

College ya school mein bhi aise eager nahi thi class keliye...

Date, kiss ab next kya?

The broad day light date and violins dekh ke hi patha chal gaya ke flop plan hai...putthar needs your coaching class and if possible a few extra classes too...especially kissing uff romance corner. Waise he had once started the romance corner, remember the way he cornered biwi but then he just gets distracted to some lunch, dinner, duet dance etc etc rather than the actual action.

To think of it, even Biwi's seductive dance didnt help much. Putthar seems more interested in the settings.

CVs just dont want to promote putthar and biwi to the next level. but I am thankful that they put up a grand 😆 setting to confession, there by telling us that big C hasnt happened yet warna maine toh soch liya tha ke leave alone phool or umbrella, they have left it all to our wild imagination.

That said now i am sure big C will be after ages...atleast a 200 episodes more to it...ek I love you ko kitna keech liya toh socho big C kab kaise aur kahaan tak paunchega...

Puthar will say, "Ishita main tumhe..."

Bang, someone knocks and disturbs...better luck next time...all over...back to routine

Next time after 2-3 weeks of some torturous track, Putthar will say, "Ishita humein ab ek..."

putthar's phone rings...better luck next time...all over...back to routine

then Ishita tries once, "Raman...aapko nahi lagta ke humein..."

damn, iss baar kya bahaana karenge...how about Ishita being called for emergency appointment at midnight cos Delhi mein acche dentists ki kami hai! so master chef turned biwi ko jaana padega!

Lets wish there will be a next time and better luck to them...

Then there will be ofc instances. Setting bhi hogi shaayad...candles, flowers, streamers...😆

almost hits and misses where the reasons could be anything from bacchon ki sudden bhukaar to somebody's heart attack...Sarika's sudden labor pains...😆

Oh wow, kitna bahaane hai...and I know CVs saare ke saare niraale hai!

Sorry I ended up ranting...🤣

Oh yeah, inn sab ke beech mein no touching only seeing clause toh bhool gayi...Ishita can get pregnant magically and then we fans get to know that they eventually did IT during one of those nights when they managed to stay together in their room...And just that we fans werent allowed to peep in...

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-Gan-

@-Gan-

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Posted: 10 years ago

Res I hope your class would not lead to magical procreating like this ( no offence to Ishita's condition meant )

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🤣 Omg if this comes out of your study fatigued brain what comes out of fresh brain ? 😆 I just got up and am laughing my a🤬 off ..🤣🤣🤣#DocClassRules

Please ask Mahi Didi to tweet this 😆

PSstt I failed your Grammar 101 .. I noticed .. Thank you for correcting my wrong english ( note to self .. #dontwritewrongenglish) of procreating ... 😳

Edited by GanBarunFan - 10 years ago

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Bhuvana

@Ohgod!

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Posted: 10 years ago

🤣

Present Doc 👍🏼

And i want to issue summons for puthar to be present in this classroom everyday too

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He has much to learn!! and much to observe!!! 🤣

#Doc'sclassroomrocks

#Doctheteacher

#putharkuchseekho

#Attendanceismusthere

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-K.13-

@-K.13-

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Posted: 10 years ago

My reaction every time I see that a new YHM class is in session with Prof Doc...

How you have the brainpower to piece this together is beyond me, but I'm grateful b/c these lessons are on point! 👍🏼

For Puttar - don't think...

Edited by krishy13 - 10 years ago

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Aru.Divan

@Aru.Divan

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Posted: 10 years ago

I am falling short of words and it is not that i had great choice of words when I come to know you have opened a new classroom post but all i can say is

THE SECOND TIP LIKE LITERALLY CRACKED ME 🤣.. POOR PUTTAR WHEN WILL YOUR DRY SPELL END ???????????

YOU ARE ON A DRY SPELL AND YOU PREFER HOT COFFEE ? DRINK SOMETHING WHICH WILL COOL YOU DOWN ... AS DOC SUGGESTS PLEASE MOVE TO ALCOHOL.. IT WILL HELP YOU TO RELAX.. 🤣🤣

YOU ARE NOT 12 YEARS FOR HEAVEN SAKE .. SO PLEASE

FINALLY ..

YOU ARE A ROCK STAR DOC

Edited by arunabhi - 10 years ago

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Veeann

@Veeann

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Posted: 10 years ago

Res 😆

Ha ha ha

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Your best lesson yet

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Swathi

@swathibalan

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Posted: 10 years ago

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#puttarlisten2doc

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Neha

@SurrealFantasy

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Posted: 10 years ago

Res 🤣

Edit:

Things I loved about the date:

I loved about the date: The Cafe -which was probably not the same and so Ishita had to say that they renovated the place. I think they've forgotten that their house has magical rooms appearing every now and then and people don't care. Who'd know what place it was anyway.

But the thought counts and so #puttarFTW

I hated about the date: The violinists - Firstly they didn't look like they even knew what the instrument they were holding was. Secondly, the idea is too cheesy even for someone like me who adores a cheese fest. Thirdly, can anyone say:

I loved about the date: Hand holding and sharing the first meet cute as romance novels call it. "Ruhi ke liye" has gone an entire circle. #romanceisintheair #reminiscingisreliving

I hated about the date: The time - afternoon really? So that if you confessed, you would...go back home and make lunch for your mother in law and discuss your brother's swimmers who have drowned?

And yes - ANGOOR KI BETI! These people need angoor ki beti or angoor ka baap or angoor ki puri family or SOMETHING! Do some tequila shots, honey. Seduce her with some wine. Pop open a champagne. #angoorkibetineeded #above18here

Virgin Mary needs a Bloody Mary. #justsaying

For the interruptions, like Ishita said - "Throw it away, dude." I love iphones, but this one needs to be flung into the nearest toilet or gutter or thrown at Romi's thick skull. Or Adi's. Or Shagun's. #takeyourpick #somanyidiots #phonesarestupid

Take your time puttar. (and puttar's puttar) But you're gonna have a serious case of blue balls if your beta, then bhai and then someday mummyji, then Romi's bacha, then Ruhi's husband, then Ruhi's child...keep interrupting you. HOWEVER, I forgive you, if:

Before I upset your grandma soul too much, Imma go. #yesboyshavecooties #notouchingEVER #yourputtarissatvik #blesshissoul

As for the Shagun sautan drama which is going to again take the front seat:

Again, B, you are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. I <3 you and your snark. #mybae #tearsofjoy #criesloudlyinspanish

Edited by SurrealFantasy - 10 years ago

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victo

@victo

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Posted: 10 years ago

#10

Your gifs and advices are amazing

raman tried many ways but always there is the haddi to spoil hhis date

once he try to follow your advice he may succeed in what he tries

But the least fact is he is not ready to follow it.