Originally posted by: paru_rox
As usual, Maxu ko main miss kar rahi hun while writing this.
This is for V coz we kept missing each other on the other kos-pints thread. V 🤗 ... hope your hotel internet works enough to read this girl.
Kissing one's wife is like planning a banking heist. Raman came up with a FOOL*literally* proof plan with the cutie Ruhi as his side-kick. Results - He almost kissed Neelu & Pammy aunty. I see no major criminal future for this duo.
For the first time on this slot, we got a reminder of the old YHM where everything was "Ruhi ke liye".
Who was reminded of all the Ruhi-ke-liye instances where she jump up & down while dearest Papa jumps through hoops with Ishima - hug, dance, ILU, etc etc?
And now the kiss. Well will take that shit over this Mani... err Maha Shit any day.
Though just hope Raman & Ishita won't do IT in front of Ruhi. That kinda stuff can be scarring & am pretty sure it's illegal too 'round the globe.
😆 Ruhi keliye kiss kiya...and as always discontinuity in their emotions...first kiss ko koyi asar nahi biwi ke dil, dimaag, chehre pe...ek remembering scene toh bannta tha...woh bhi nahi mila...seedha chali gayi cooking karne...and that too after being serious in the ICU just the day before...
Not only does Mani own 5 star hotels in Delhi (he had business spread in Turkey, no?) but he also owns a Washing Machine repair station and a dry cleaning Laundromat here. While all Puttar has left is majboori of seeing his character disintegrate coz he's no longer the Hero of the ishtory. DAMN.
mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai...I think he is a all purpose all service line number...
Mani Mani naagmani...harr house wife ka sapna Mani!
bechaara patiyon keliye nightmare Mani!
And CEO of the year doesnt have solutions to any of Ishita's problems...wondering how Ishita lived so many years...and also so many months of grahasti without Mani!
LISTlessness of Crappy track(s):
The list of To DO's on Biwi bhagao ... oops Patao Abhiyaan (still not sure why he is doing all this. Doubt RKB himself remembers the reason)
1. Always make your wife happy.
2. Help your wife.
3. Make your wife's friend happy.
4. Be a gentleman in front of your wife.
5. Help her while cooking.
6. Take her shopping.
Delete baaki sab points and "Kiss her" ko loop mein play karo putthar...may be add more of the same genre...different spots, u see?
But but Maha Satyanaash happens coz
Biwi appreciates only Mani's songs;
helping her leads to loads of daant for the CEO of the year (not that I blame her in this instance);
Mani is already happy since he sings duets with Ishuuu daily;
Gentleman toh RKB raha nahi ...CVs turned him to a uncouth boor;
Neelu has done all the cooking coz Simmo does nothing.
Next on the list - Puttar to take her shopping ... finally something that might give us January shopping trip deja vu. BUT ... DON"T hold your breath, you might just die & decompose coz quite a chance Mani would own the mall they go to too 😛
Mall Mani ka hi hoga...inn sab businessmen ka paer kuch zyaadha hi lamba hai...really cant say where all they extend too...aur phir Mani ka toh naak bhi lamba hai...thats why he keeps poking into Mr and Mrs Raman ka life!
Mall mein Ishita ka purse gaayab toh Mani will become CID for her...Mall mein Ishita ka shopping bags carry karne keliye, usse gunda se bachaane keliye Mani becomes her loyal personal assistant and security guard...Since putthar has forgotten that he is the hero, he can stand a little away and watch all this! 🤣 or may be try to google to make further plans to bhagofy...eerrr I mean pataofy biwi!
Flush wale Pints:
F is for the Flushing Fun that Amma had by invading Puttar's private sanctum - the commode. Bet she also found the stash of drugs that Puttar (& CV's) are currently smoking. F is also for EFF this slot change for all the toxic shit going on.
L is for the LAU *zabardasti wala* that Puttar is trying to show to Biwi even though she clearly doesn't deserve it. Coz she ain't a sexy, pretty wifey with a heart of gold, no Puttar? (though an idiot and irritating too aajkal but phir bhi ... ). So we understand all the difficulty in making out with her.
U is for the Ultimate MIL from hell that Amma is. Puttar -- MOVE, MOVE NOW coz this lady is bat-shit crazy (& a bit scary too nowadays).
S is for the Scotch that Mrs.Iyer should have passed on to the fandom instead of flushing. We ('least I do) need it for swallowing this Shit Fest.
H is for the Hospital ka ICU that Ishita was in and almost died. Remember CV's? Remember ANYONE?
🤣
F is also for the flashy red sarees biwi adorns nowadays...7:30 effect I guess...
S is also for the Service number that Mani is...he seems to be some genie, a one step all purpose, service number that's every homemaker's dream fantasy...aisa koyi number mil jaaye toh sab kuch chutkiyon mein door pe aajaayega! 😆
H is also for the elusive hug that remains far fetched even after a kiss!
Pint from Yesterday:
Overripe warden when a stranger kisses her:
1. How dare you get outside food under my nose.
2. How dare you kiss me.
Must say this woman has her priorities very well sorted out.
Theory of the Day:
Raman is clearly the new-age Draupadi.
Proving the theorem -- Draupadi had this boon to become a virgin everyday once she bathed (imagine all the fun that Pandav's had 😛😆).
Raman too has become all virginal & lost all memories of kissing & sexing up Shagun (this also happens when TRUE LOWE like Ishita enters your life).
Conclusion --The only good thing about this is Ishita gets to enjoy a "pure" Raman who will besharmaoing & ghabraoing coz its his first time. Nayi soch n all, I tell ya 👏
Putthar became a novice in love and marriage to suit the slot...he chose to conveniently erase all that he learned...actually did...ab bas Google and Mani drives him! 😆
Quite ironical na? what lovely biwi couldnt make him do in 9 months, woh bas dho din mein Mani ne kar dikaaya...I mean putthar kissed biwi yaar...isnt that a milestone? thanks to the special gift from Turkey!
kuch toh magic hai na uss Mani ne...kahi waaqayi mein putthar ko Mani se pyar toh nahi hua? 😉
Decoding Symbolism of the Week:
After two leaps and 20 years, Puttar will meet his grey haired plump third wife in a hospital corridor & have an MU for mistakenly kissing her . BTW her name would be Matangi & she would be a nurse.
😆
U sure about 20 years leap for 3rd wife? If biwi keeps saying cheee then I am not so sure! 🤣
Request of the Day:
I know 7.30 slot is high on shit & also navratri mein shave nahi karte (never heard that one before but whatever). But can Puttar shave ASAP and look drool-worthy 'nuff so that something's worth watching?
Kostin of the Day:
Just how many days of vacation does an actor get? Can Toshi ji just take the next flight back or at least call Mrs.Iyer there permanently.
Lets do morcha...We want Toshi ji back!
Ser-Pint of the Track:
So seriously what is going on with this show? Partly I blame the slot change. Mainly I blame the CV's.
I don't care if Raman & Ishita f**king do not Cons-woo-mate for another two years. Hell, sleep all you want on the couch for all I care. Give me some gutter dialogues & am happy.
BUT is it too much to ask for the characters to retain their traits?The great RKB has lost his dimaag & his suaveness kyunki its been handed over to the new guy on the block- the singer, the smiler & the stalker.
Was it too much to ask for a decent bed side scene between Raman & Ishita in the hospital instead of him behaving like a maniac having drug withdrawal symptoms and her (well she was dying so can't really blame her)? So what gives CV's?
kyun ki pati bhi kabhi beta aur bhai tha...So he goes around kissing brother, sister and co...jab biwi se karna tha pyar tab hogaya vulgar aur cheee!
I can actually understand the logic...serials mein shaadi ke baadh pyar, hug, kiss aur SR kyun karthe hai??
bacchein paida hone keliye, right?? phir leap hoga, bacchein shaadi karenge etc etc...
ab YHM mein Ruhi and Adi already hai bacchon ke role mein...so according to the rule book of serials at prime slot, no pyar vyar...😆
hand holding and emotional scene at hospital?? arre kaunse hospital yaar?? Kya Ishita kabhi hospital mein thi??? sab bhool gaye, tum kyun yaad rakh rahi ho...bhool jao na? We should safely lock our memory power and intelligence and then watch serials!
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