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As usual, Maxu ko main miss kar rahi hun while writing this.
This is for V coz we kept missing each other on the other kos-pints thread. V 🤗 ... hope your hotel internet works enough to read this girl.
Kissing one's wife is like planning a banking heist. Raman came up with a FOOL*literally* proof plan with the cutie Ruhi as his side-kick. Results - He almost kissed Neelu & Pammy aunty.
I see no major criminal future for this duo.
For the first time on this slot, we got a reminder of the old YHM where everything was "Ruhi ke liye".
Who was reminded of all the Ruhi-ke-liye instances where she jump up & down while dearest Papa jumps through hoops with Ishima - hug, dance, ILU, etc etc?
And now the kiss. Well will take that shit over this Mani... err Maha Shit any day.
Though just hope Raman & Ishita won't do IT in front of Ruhi. That kinda stuff can be scarring & am pretty sure it's illegal too 'round the globe.
Not only does Mani own 5 star hotels in Delhi (he had business spread in Turkey, no?) but he also owns a Washing Machine repair station and a dry cleaning Laundromat here. While all Puttar has left is majboori of seeing his character disintegrate coz he's no longer the Hero of the ishtory. DAMN.
LISTlessness of Crappy track(s):
The list of To DO's on Biwi bhagao ... oops Patao Abhiyaan (still not sure why he is doing all this. Doubt RKB himself remembers the reason)
1. Always make your wife happy.
2. Help your wife.
3. Make your wife's friend happy.
4. Be a gentleman in front of your wife.
5. Help her while cooking.
6. Take her shopping.
But but Maha Satyanaash happens coz
Biwi appreciates only Mani's songs;
helping her leads to loads of daant for the CEO of the year (not that I blame her in this instance);
Mani is already happy since he sings duets with Ishuuu daily;
Gentleman toh RKB raha nahi ...CVs turned him to a uncouth boor;
Neelu has done all the cooking coz Simmo does nothing.
Next on the list - Puttar to take her shopping ... finally something that might give us January shopping trip deja vu. BUT ... DON"T hold your breath, you might just die & decompose coz quite a chance Mani would own the mall too 😛
Flush wale Pints:
F is for the Flushing Fun that Amma had by invading Puttar's private sanctum - the commode. Bet she also found the stash of drugs that Puttar (& CV's) are currently smoking. F is also for EFF this slot change for all the toxic shit going on.
L is for the LAU *zabardasti wala* that Puttar is trying to show to Biwi even though she clearly doesn't deserve it. Coz she ain't a sexy, pretty wifey with a heart of gold, no Puttar? (though an idiot and irritating too aajkal but phir bhi ... ). So we understand all the difficulty in making out with her.
U is for the Ultimate MIL from hell that Amma is. Puttar -- MOVE, MOVE NOW coz this lady is bat-shit crazy (& a bit scary too nowadays).
S is for the Scotch that Mrs.Iyer should have passed on to the fandom instead of flushing. We ('least I do) need it for swallowing this Shit Fest.
H is for the Hospital ka ICU that Ishita was in and almost died. Remember CV's? Remember ANYONE?
Pint from Yesterday:
Overripe warden when a stranger kisses her:
1. How dare you get outside food under my nose.
2. How dare you kiss me.
Must say this woman has her priorities very well sorted out.
Theory of the Day:
Raman is clearly the new-age Draupadi.
Proving the theorem -- Draupadi had this boon to become a virgin everyday once she bathed (imagine all the fun that Pandav's had 😛😆).
Raman too has become all virginal & lost all memories of kissing & sexing up Shagun (this also happens when TRUE LOWE like Ishita enters your life).
Conclusion --The only good thing about this is Ishita gets to enjoy a "pure" Raman who will be sharmaoing & ghabraoing coz its his first time. Nayi soch n all, I tell ya 👏
Decoding Symbolism of the Week:
After two leaps and 20 years, Puttar will meet his grey haired plump third wife in a hospital corridor & have an MU for mistakenly kissing her . BTW her name would be Matangi & she would be a nurse.
Request of the Day:
I know 7.30 slot is high on shit & also navratri mein shave nahi karte (never heard that one before but whatever). But can Puttar shave ASAP and look drool-worthy 'nuff so that something's worth watching?
Kostin of the Day:
Just how many days of vacation does an actor get? Can Toshi ji just take the next flight back or at least call Mrs.Iyer there permanently.
Ser-Pint of the Track:
So seriously what is going on with this show? Partly I blame the slot change. Mainly I blame the CV's.
I don't care if Raman & Ishita f**king do not Cons-woo-mate for another two years. Hell, sleep all you want on the couch for all I care. Give me some gutter dialogues & am happy.
BUT is it too much to ask for the characters to retain their traits?The great RKB has lost his dimaag & his suaveness kyunki its been handed over to the new guy on the block- the singer, the smiler & the stalker.
Was it too much to ask for a decent bed side scene between Raman & Ishita in the hospital instead of him behaving like a maniac having drug withdrawal symptoms and her (well she was dying so can't really blame her)? So what gives CV's?
This is for V coz we kept missing each other on the other kos-pints thread. V 🤗 ... hope your hotel internet works enough to read this girl.
Kissing one's wife is like planning a banking heist. Raman came up with a FOOL*literally* proof plan with the cutie Ruhi as his side-kick. Results - He almost kissed Neelu & Pammy aunty.
I see no major criminal future for this duo.
For the first time on this slot, we got a reminder of the old YHM where everything was "Ruhi ke liye".
Who was reminded of all the Ruhi-ke-liye instances where she jump up & down while dearest Papa jumps through hoops with Ishima - hug, dance, ILU, etc etc?
And now the kiss. Well will take that shit over this Mani... err Maha Shit any day.
Though just hope Raman & Ishita won't do IT in front of Ruhi. That kinda stuff can be scarring & am pretty sure it's illegal too 'round the globe.
Not only does Mani own 5 star hotels in Delhi (he had business spread in Turkey, no?) but he also owns a Washing Machine repair station and a dry cleaning Laundromat here. While all Puttar has left is majboori of seeing his character disintegrate coz he's no longer the Hero of the ishtory. DAMN.
LISTlessness of Crappy track(s):
The list of To DO's on Biwi bhagao ... oops Patao Abhiyaan (still not sure why he is doing all this. Doubt RKB himself remembers the reason)
1. Always make your wife happy.
2. Help your wife.
3. Make your wife's friend happy.
4. Be a gentleman in front of your wife.
5. Help her while cooking.
6. Take her shopping.
But but Maha Satyanaash happens coz
Biwi appreciates only Mani's songs;
helping her leads to loads of daant for the CEO of the year (not that I blame her in this instance);
Mani is already happy since he sings duets with Ishuuu daily;
Gentleman toh RKB raha nahi ...CVs turned him to a uncouth boor;
Neelu has done all the cooking coz Simmo does nothing.
Next on the list - Puttar to take her shopping ... finally something that might give us January shopping trip deja vu. BUT ... DON"T hold your breath, you might just die & decompose coz quite a chance Mani would own the mall too 😛
Flush wale Pints:
F is for the Flushing Fun that Amma had by invading Puttar's private sanctum - the commode. Bet she also found the stash of drugs that Puttar (& CV's) are currently smoking. F is also for EFF this slot change for all the toxic shit going on.
L is for the LAU *zabardasti wala* that Puttar is trying to show to Biwi even though she clearly doesn't deserve it. Coz she ain't a sexy, pretty wifey with a heart of gold, no Puttar? (though an idiot and irritating too aajkal but phir bhi ... ). So we understand all the difficulty in making out with her.
U is for the Ultimate MIL from hell that Amma is. Puttar -- MOVE, MOVE NOW coz this lady is bat-shit crazy (& a bit scary too nowadays).
S is for the Scotch that Mrs.Iyer should have passed on to the fandom instead of flushing. We ('least I do) need it for swallowing this Shit Fest.
H is for the Hospital ka ICU that Ishita was in and almost died. Remember CV's? Remember ANYONE?
Pint from Yesterday:
Overripe warden when a stranger kisses her:
1. How dare you get outside food under my nose.
2. How dare you kiss me.
Must say this woman has her priorities very well sorted out.
Theory of the Day:
Raman is clearly the new-age Draupadi.
Proving the theorem -- Draupadi had this boon to become a virgin everyday once she bathed (imagine all the fun that Pandav's had 😛😆).
Raman too has become all virginal & lost all memories of kissing & sexing up Shagun (this also happens when TRUE LOWE like Ishita enters your life).
Conclusion --The only good thing about this is Ishita gets to enjoy a "pure" Raman who will be sharmaoing & ghabraoing coz its his first time. Nayi soch n all, I tell ya 👏
Decoding Symbolism of the Week:
After two leaps and 20 years, Puttar will meet his grey haired plump third wife in a hospital corridor & have an MU for mistakenly kissing her . BTW her name would be Matangi & she would be a nurse.
Request of the Day:
I know 7.30 slot is high on shit & also navratri mein shave nahi karte (never heard that one before but whatever). But can Puttar shave ASAP and look drool-worthy 'nuff so that something's worth watching?
Kostin of the Day:
Just how many days of vacation does an actor get? Can Toshi ji just take the next flight back or at least call Mrs.Iyer there permanently.
Ser-Pint of the Track:
So seriously what is going on with this show? Partly I blame the slot change. Mainly I blame the CV's.
I don't care if Raman & Ishita f**king do not Cons-woo-mate for another two years. Hell, sleep all you want on the couch for all I care. Give me some gutter dialogues & am happy.
BUT is it too much to ask for the characters to retain their traits?The great RKB has lost his dimaag & his suaveness kyunki its been handed over to the new guy on the block- the singer, the smiler & the stalker.
Was it too much to ask for a decent bed side scene between Raman & Ishita in the hospital instead of him behaving like a maniac having drug withdrawal symptoms and her (well she was dying so can't really blame her)? So what gives CV's?
Jhanak
Shiv Shakti
