Hillarious ONE LINERS by RAMAN err actually KARAN ;)

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Mounika sharma

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1051

And when ishu says "injection nahi lagayenge"

"chal ja delhi mein tere se badi jooti nahi hai"😆😆

toshi:puttar chot lag jayegi

raman:jitne lage hai utne kaafi hai😆

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Mounika sharma

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1052

😆😆😆when nurse wants to give him sponge bath

raman:arey is umar mein inhe jawaan ladko ko sponge bath dene ka shouk hai😆😆😆

ishu:aap overreact kar rahe ho

raman:mein over react?arey ek naari tumhari pati pe bhari pad rahi toh over react kar raha hu?😆😆

toshi:raman le le puttar

raman:arey maa nai bachpan mein apne muje kabhi nahi nahlaya

"haath pair hai mere paas"

toshiji:paida hothe hi nahaana shuru hogaya tha ye(wah toshiji one liner)🤣🤣🤣

when ishu n toshi convinces him

puttar:lo loot lo(to nurse)aap log bahar jaaoge ya loot the huye dekhna hai?(to toshiji)

😆😆

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Mounika sharma

@-Mounika-

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1053

when mihika says "jiju u need to rest"

raman:ye behene sare ke sare pagal hai inke dimag mein bachpan se chot lagi huyi hai kuch samajtha hi nai koi😆

mihika:doctor ne kaha 2 3 din tak in sab cheezo se door rehni chahiye aapko

raman:arey tumhari akka se dur rehni chahiye yar muje overreact kar rahi hai pagal hai kya lakwa maar gaya muje?coma mein hu?😆

when bechara doctor arrives😆

Raman:"ye dekho chote chote bacche head phones lag kar ghum rahe hai"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

arey bewakoof aadmi bahaar nikal na..andha hai kya?niklo yaha se..phenko ise bahar"🤣

bechara doctor rooladiya puttar ne use😆😆😆

Mihika:jiju ruladiya aapne doc ko

raman:arey tumhari aaka muje rula ke rakha hai haalat dekh rahi ho meri?company bik jayegi meri yaar

mihika:aap relax karo

raman:tumhari akka ko bhi bhejdo jungalo mein..mein relax hojaunga yar

Madrasi medhu wada khaake coma mein kyun nahi chali jaati😆

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Mounika sharma

@-Mounika-

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1054

when dr.manoj comes in

"Arey yar ye ajeeb hospital hai ek jaatha nai doosra aatha hai"

"tum kuch laaye ho suyi,chaaku, talwar lo ghusado yar(showing him his😳 )issiliye baita hu yaha" omg omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Edited by -Mounika- - 10 years ago

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sweety_10

@sweety_10

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1055

from today sbs 😆

usko uthane key chakker mein peth too jati hai meri..phir 4month aram karna parta ..

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s2397

@s2397

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

#1056

kp and his oneliners are just awesome 🤣

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smritishah

@smritishah

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1057

Originally posted by: -Mounika-
when dr.manoj comes in

"Arey yar ye ajeeb hospital hai ek jaatha nai doosra aatha hai"

"tum kuch laaye ho suyi chaaku talwar lo ghusado yar(showing him his😳 )issiliye baita hu yaha" omg omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣 🤣🤣

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sweety_10

@sweety_10

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1058

Originally posted by: smritishah

🤣 🤣🤣

🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣

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Mounika sharma

@-Mounika-

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1059

Originally posted by: sweety_10

🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣

omg 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣

thanku for teh pic dear its more effective now😆😆

Iam copying pic in my post hope u wont mind😳

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sweety_10

@sweety_10

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Posted: 10 years ago

#1060

Originally posted by: -Mounika-

omg 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣

thanku for teh pic dear its more effective now😆😆

Iam copying pic in my post hope u wont mind😳

sure dear 😊