This is a track which i felt if makers could have brought up , would have been wonderful.
I wrote it in a form of fiction though .U can leave ur comments after reading.
It starts from somewhere after rupi gives tejo's hand to angad in the hospital.
Here it goes
That nite fatang got drunk in a pub. One disappointed he lost his lady love the other happy he was gaining her instead.
Finally they saw one another and chilled outside the bar . Sitting all alone in the cool nite under the bright moon shining above their faces .
Both heavily drunk
Fateh giggled: mujhey tu chand mey dikhai deta hain , angu babes.
Angad annoyed: dont call me babes.
Fateh puzzled ; why
Angad smirked : honey would be better.
Both did a high five roaring in laughter
After two minutes of silence
Fateh upset : maine tejo ka dil dhukaya.
Angad smiling: aur maine usko churaliya.
Fateh angry: sale , tujhey meri baddua legegi. Tu nerek mey jaiga
Angad nervous: aisa mat bol. Tune roka thoda ab mujhey kyun shadi karne sey rok raha hain
Fateh excited: mere pas aek solution hain
Angad excited : kya
Fateh : hum dono shadi karlete hain. Sara siyapa khatam. Tejo ko aek shadi sey discount mil jaiyega
Angad puzzled: in india legal hain kya??
Fateh : toh western desh chale jate hain. Tere pas paisa hain. Tu sponsor kar
Angad excited: idea acha hain. Tejoji shadi sey bach jaiyegi aur mujhey teri baddua nehin lege gi. Idkk , lekin aek problem hain
Fateh nervous: kya
Angad : male kon benega aur kon female
Fateh smiled: teri height ziada hain. Tu male benja.
Angad upset: phir bhi problem hain
Fateh upset: sale , aur kya problem hain ab.
Angad upset: tere pas vo nehin hain
Pointing at fateh's chest
Fateh proudly: bare chest hain. Clean shaven . No hair ok. All fine and well
Angad annoyed : are yaar vo baat nehin hain.
Fateh angry: toh phir kya hain
Angad excited : mountain nehin hain
Fateh puzzled: chest key uper konsi mountain hain bhai . Konsi national geography lekar beth geya
Angad annoyed: are yaar, natural biology hain no geography.
Fateh annoyed: are bolna. Kya biology
Angad excited: mountain with mother dairy . Free natural wala. Buy one get one free
Fateh still puzzled: tu biology par seeda mother diary pahunch geya. Ziada peeli kya
Angad annoyed: tu female haina. Toh mountain bhi toh hona chahiye. With mother dairy.
Fateh still confused: lekin maine toh bhes(ox) ka dudh piya hain. Mother diary toh kabhi piya hi nehin
Angad hit his right palm against his forehead shaking his head.
Tera kuch nehin ho sakta. Bheja fry hogeya tejoji key pyar mey. Tu aek kam ker. Tu usisey shadi karle . Value package milega. Mountain with mother dairy. Main jata hun ok
Angad stood up and staggered towards his car with a driver seated inside waiting for him
Fateh followed behind: rukja. Main tejo sey shadi kaise kar sakta hun . Vo tho tu kar raha hain.
Angad stood awhile thinking hard: mere pas fantastic idea hain.
Then he whispered into fateh's left ear. Gave him a lift home
Next day both sober and reminisced the nite before
Fateh rang angad. Both were nervous. Enquired one another. Fateh recalled the plan. Angad then stated ok. Ur love for tejoji very strong. U spilled in drunk state ur feelings. Anyways she doesn't love me. Both of us won't be happy with the marriage uper sey u will also curse me
My time in Moga has been long. I need to fly to London fast. My grandma already looking for girl.
Fateh annoyed: sale do do leke ghum raha hain
Angad smiled: tere footsteps follow kar raha hun.
Fateh upset: yaar yeh girls dil thod deti hain. Pehle jasmin phir tejo
Angad smiled: by the way is ur offer for our marriage still open??
Fateh smirked: u said I don't have mountain.
He understood finally in sober version what the former meant the previous nite.
Angad smiled: aek solution hain, mere dost
Fateh excited: kya
Angad smiled: Botox leg wale.
To which fateh got angry and hung up
The plan .
Angad would fake a memory loss due to fake accident .
Plan executed the next day. They hired a driver.
Angad laid on the roadside covered with tomato sos. Sandhus rushed him to the hospital. Rupi freaked out
Doctors bribed ,announced .
Partial memory loss , can't recall latest two years events.
Angad woke up started over acting
Idk main kahan hun. Tum sab kon ho . Mujhey meri pyari honey key pas jana hain.
Rupi excited: yeh leh teri honey tejo
Tejo came forward and sat beside him
Angadji ap thik ho
He pretended to be annoyed
Tum kon ho. Tum meri honey nehin ho. Dur hato. He brushed her aside rudely.
Deep inside he was upset. Marrying her was gonna destroy three lives. Better run away before it's too late.
Nurse stated: patient needs rest pls leave.
Fateh drops by few minutes later after Sandhus left. Plan worked. They enjoyed two glasses of red wine.
Next morning , rupi and sati went to hospital to see him and the former suffered another heartattack.
Angad took off abroad the previous nite itself. His memory loss caused a big loss to the dear father who literally made his daughter tied in marital bonds as though she had nothing better to do
Fateh was excited. Line clear but another devastating news
Tejo left to London . She didn't know angad also ran away to the same city To continue her phd since marriage was cancelled and whole moga mocked her for the mms
Apparently angad transferred two crocres into her account before leaving for London with apology note
Sorry madam i can't remember who u were
But i feel bad as i was told our marriage was fixed.
U see , i miss my honey back home. Don't worry , i transfer compensation into ur account for the marriage expenses. So, chill lady.
Fateh was annoyed.
Sala khud toh chelageya aur tejo ko bhi indirectly sath legeya.
Now he has to fly to London to look for both of them. The best part, he didn't have their address.
Ps
This was how they could have executed where u get fabulous funny fatang scenes , both nutcases plotting against rupi
Angad fakes memory loss and escapes. Before leaving transfer funds into tejo's account. She goes to London as well for PhD. A coincidence.
Tejang meets in London. Tejo gives him right left center for tricking her. Fateh reaches there. Fatejo nok jok. Then angad unites and parcel them back to Moga.
No need fire sequence. Tejo dying becoming tanya or whatsoever.
Why aren't these itv writers creative and entertaining.🤔
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U can comment on how u find this track.
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