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Harjot.

@Angel-Jot

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Posted: 14 years ago

#411

TAYLOR LAUTNER FANS IGNORE THIS. 🤣

For the uninformed, BC is Bollycurry. A team who writes Bollywood articles that appear at the front page of IF.

||BC Mirchi Awards 2||

The JASTR team is back once again, with the BC MIRCHI AWARDS!
*Tanu badnaam hui plays in the background as JASTR walks on stage*

Ravjot: Yo kids! We're back! 😎 This time, we're even cooler!
Tanu: Yup! This time, we're cats!
*Jot smacks Tanu*
Jot: Chup! Only our family is cats! hmph.
Shikhu: Yeah, i dont wanna be cat! ew. 😲
Ami: *sighs* Last time we had the awards, the BCers spammed the thread until we had 15 pages! 😲 This time, we expect more! 😃
Tanu: Yeah! You can thank us BC people for providing you all with articles where you sometimes insult us, and sometimes even praise us by spamming this place up until we have more than 15 pages! 😎
Ravjot: Ok kids. Let's get this show on the road.
Shikhu: Oh yeaaahh! [Kool-Aid style] 😎 When i was fifteen, i had my first love and-
Jot: Shikhu, shut up! Here's one rule for this thread. *ahem* NO JUSTIN BIEBER. Direct all your JB love to, uh...Ravjot! 😃
Ravjot: Huh? What? NO! Go away! *goes to sleep*
Tanu: Pancake! Wake up! We have a show to do!
Ami: I can't believe Ravjot just fell asleep on the stage.
Jot: Now that's what you call lazy. 😎
Shikhu: Ravz momma! Teri yaadon mein likhey jo, labz dete hain sunaayi. Beethe lamhe pucchte hain kyun aisa hue juda khuda, khuda mila jo yeh fasla hai, khuda teri hi yeh faisla hai, khuda hona tha vo ho gaya, jo tune tha likha! *Shikhu grabs Ravjot's teddy and hugs it crying*
Tanu: What's wrong with you? Why did you stop singing? Lemme continue. Kaali kaali khaali raaton se, honi lagi hai dosti, khoya khoya in rahoon mein, ab mera kuch bhi nahin.
Jot: Har pal har lamha main kaisa sehta hoon, Har pal har lamha main khudse kehta rehta hoon, tujhe bhula diya o! tujhe bhula diya o! tujhe bula diya o! phir kyun teri yaadon ne mujhe rula diya o, mujhe rula diya.
Ami: Uh, guys. Why are we singing a sad song?
Tanu: *looks at Ami* I dunno Mwao. Maybe Meow knows? *looks at Jot*
Jot: *shrugs* I like this song so i started singing too. Shikhu started singing it first so ask her.
Shikhu: 😲 *starts crying* My Ravz momma just died! Did you expect me to start singing a happy song? 😔
Tanu: PANCAKE IS DEAD? 😲🥺
Jot: She's not. *sighs* She's sleeping. *mumbles* I wish she was dead though. hmph.
Shikhu: *nods head frantically* Yeah! She's dead!
Ami: Shikhu, sweetie. Sleeping doesn't mean dead. Sleeping is...well, sleeping.
Shikhu: oh. 😳
Tanu: You thought sleeping meant dead? 🤣 *falls off the stage laughing* Ouch. That hurt.
Jot: You deserved that. hmph. Can we start the awards now?
Ami: Someone wake up Ravjot first!
Jot: My pleasure. 😈 *kicks Ravjot*
Ravjot: Oye Khoti! OUCH! I was sleeping. *gets up holding her side glaring*
Jot: 😲 Why are you calling me a khoti? What did i do? 😔
Ravjot: YOU KICKED ME! 😡
Jot: Oh that. 🤣 You're alive dungar. You're fine. gosh. such a dramaqueen.
Tanu: Aww Pancake. You want a cat hug from me?
Shikhu: NO! Cats are gross.
Tanu: That's the 2nd time you've said that. 😳
Shikhu: And i'll continue to. hmph.
Tanu: Stop now, or you're gonna get hurt. 😳
Shikhu: *quiet for a minute* Cats are gross! Cats are gross! Cats are gross! Cats are gross! Cats are gross! Cats are gross!
Tanu: 😲 Haww! *face turns red in anger* Teri toh! *runs toward Shikhu and tackles her*
Ravjot, Jot, Ami: 😲 TANU!

*Jot and Ami pull Tanu off a crying Shikhu* *Ravjot shuts Shikhu up*

Shikhu: *sobs* Tanu, i'm not talking to you.
Tanu: Good! I don't wanna talk to you either! *Ami pulls Tanu behind her to make sure she doesn't hurt Shikhu again*
Ravjot: *sighs* We're doing the awards now. 😳

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Edited by Angel-Jot. - 14 years ago

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@Neeshoe

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Posted: 14 years ago

#412

Originally posted by: Angel-Jot.
=O you watched KYPH too? *high five!* KYPH-ians reunite here! 🤣

🤣 OMG I know right! LOL Kyph, I always think of rabba mere rabba song cos they played it so much! AHHH I miss AK

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aishwarya

@AishMinoz

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+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#413

Hello🤗
happy friendshipday guys :)

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Harjot.

@Angel-Jot

Alumni

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#414

hey and happy friendship day to you too!

and btw, i'm gonna be doing the script for some awards so i may not reply. XD and i'll be posting the script here because theres nowhere else to post it right now. rofl.

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Harjot.

@Angel-Jot

Alumni

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Posted: 14 years ago

#415

Awards

Tanu: Honestly, after what Shikhu did, i don't feel like doing these awards. hmph.
Shikhu: Nautanki kahin ki! You're the one who tackled me!
Tanu: Shut up!
Ami: Both of you shut up.
Tanu: But daddy-
Ami: Tanu! Chup!
Jot: Apparently, there's a person in BC who has a lot of moodswings.🤔
Ravjot: You're the one who made up that award! *rolls eyes*

.The 12 Rashee Award.

Jot: *grins* The winner [s] are...well, interesting. 🤣 But then again, they do have a lot of moodswings. 😃
Shikhu: I wanna announce! *grabs the sheet and frowns* Actually, i don't wanna anymore. hmph.
Ravjot: *sighs* The winners are, daffodils.dudu, -Ami-, and -Zunni-!

*sig goes here*

Tanu: You know who i love?
Shikhu: yourself.
Tanu: I'm sorry Shikha. I'm not you. 😳 I love gays. hmph.
Shikhu: Who doesn't love themselves?! I love myself a lot! hmph.
Jot: I don't love myself. 🤔
Ravjot: Yeah. Jot's emo. She cuts herself.
Jot: Yeah i do. Up the river. 🤔

*silence*

Jot: Ohmygod! I was joking! You guys have no sense of humour.
Ravjot: *eyes her suspiciously* Ami, check her pockets!
Jot: I'm wearing a dress. 😳
Tanu: *ahem* This is awkward.
Jot: Only because you guys have no sense of humour.
Ami: I heard there was someone who loved herself more than anyone could ever.
Shikhu: It's actually someones not someone.
Ravjot: Yeah, and she doesn't cut herself! Someone call 9-1-1. I don't trust Jot. 😳
Jot: 😲 I'M NOT SUICIDAL! I WAS JOKING! Gosh. The cops aren't needed here. Everyone calm down. *grabs Shikhu's phone when she starts to dial*

.The I, Me, Myself Award.

Tanu: I'm surprised with the winners. One of them always hits me and she's my ex-mom. Someone who hits another person is a bully and bullies don't love themselves. hmph.
Ami: Whatever. It's Smileyface and lilindiangurl13.

*sig goes here*

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*Tanu and Ravjot walk on stage wearing skimpy dresses*

Tanu: Dekho yeh lazy lamhe. Palke bhari bhari. Yeh lazy lamhe. *dances around Ravjot* dhadkhan hai, tehri si. sasey hai, gehri si. *kisses Ravjot*
Ravjot: yeh! yeeh! yeh lazy lazy lamhe! lazy lamhe! *jumps into a pile of pillows* yeh lazy lazy lamhe! mmm! hothon ke khareeb manzil toond ley. zulfon ke paas ek ghar thoond ley. resham sa gunaah khar.
Tanu: Yeeh. Yeh lazy lazy lamhe. yehh lazy lazy lamhe. *picks up a sari and quickly puts it on glaring at Ravjot*
Ravjot: kudiyon ka nasha pyaare, sab se nasheela hai. jissa dheko, vo husan ki baarish mein geela hai. ishq ke naam pe sab karte raas leela hai. main karoon toh saala, character dheela hai. main karoon toh saala, character dheela hai. *Ravjot walks off glaring right back at Tanu*

Ami: *ahem* Well, that was interesting.
Shikhu: Yeah that was. hmph.
Jot: I was thinking, didn't we have an award called Lazy lamhe?
Ravjot: We do! Yes! 😃

.The Lazy Lamhe Award.

Tanu: The winner is yours truly, -Ravjot-.

*sig goes here*

Jot: Na na soniye! Inj na kari! Na lardh kisse hor da fari!
Ami: Lemme guess, that was Punjabi. Because i could hardly understand.
Ravjot: *rolls eyes* She's so weird.
Jot: Tu havaava val na khari! na na soniye. inj ja kari.
Ravjot: Jot shut up.
Jot: Okha mor zindagi da pay janda mur na. Mur pichey pair na thari. na na soniye. na na soniye. inj na kari.
Ravjot: HARJOT! SHUT UP. 😳
Tanu: *sighs*
Jot: Tainu chann kime aakha. Chan the vi daag ne. Jera banu chikor tera, kis gabru de paag ne. Thak mor vi teri, tenu chuk chuk kar de ney. Tenu phulla vargi kahiye ja phul teray vargey ne. *dances* tainu phulla vargi kahi yeh ja phull teray vargey ne. *grabs Ami and gives her a flower making her blush*
Shikhu: I think Jot's gone crazy.
Tanu: I think she is. But, that means i'll need to find myself a new mommy. 😔
Ami: *ahem* Uhh..i dunno what's going on.
Jot: I just felt like singing. I'm done now. 😃
Ravjot: Well, if you wanted to sing Punjabi songs you should have told me and i would have joined you! hmph. Should have sang a song by Jazzy B.
Jot: I don't like Jazzy B. I like Gippy Grewal.
Ravjot: Jinhe mera dil lutya oh ho! Jinhe mainu mar sutya oh ho!
😃Woo! Go Jazzy B!
Shikhu: I think Ravz momma's gone crazy too now. Sexy lady on the floor! Keep you coming back for more! Chori Chori kiya re. Dil yeh dil liya re! jadoo se jadoo kiya re! jagi soyi rahoon. khoyi khoyi rahoon. uski yaadon uski khabo mein, chumey jia re, crazy kiya re. crazy kiya re. *does a failed moon walk* uh-huh! oh yeah! crazy kiya! oh yeah!
Tanu: Kisse kahoon, iss dil ko hai tumne, aisa churaya. Hai nikala hai par armaano ke, you're taking me higher. Saaya saya sayaa, choro meri baayan, hona jaao crazy with desire. you're my mindblowing mahiya! you're my mindblowing mahiya!
*dreams*
Ami: *sighs* At least if i announce the award for a member who sings the most, it won't be so random.

.The Dance-Pe-Chance Buzzer Award.

Ami: And that's..oh wow. Starry.phoenix.

*sig goes here*

Ravjot: I believe that no one could be as stylish as me.
Ami: oh you fancy huh? oh you fancy huh? nail done, hair done, everything done. oh you fancy huh? oh you fancy huh? 😎
Jot: Woo! Go Drake! The best rapper ever!..And he's Canadian! 😃 *hi-fives Ravjot over Ami's glare*
Tanu: I don't like him. And, shouldn't we singing a song with Katrina in it because the award is named after Katrina not Drake. hmph.
Shikhu: I have one! What's my name? What's my name? My name is Shikhu! Shikhu ki Jawani! I'm too sexy for you! Main tera haath na aani!
Ravjot: And the award goes to me because i'm the most stylish. 😃
Jot: Uh, no. The award goes to someone else.

.The Katrina Kaif Award.

Ami: The award also goes to Shikhu. Starry.Phoenix.

*sig goes here*

Tanu: This is not fair! Shikhu is getting all the awards! hmph.
Ravjot: *ignores Tanu* I'm hungry. I want a jalebi.
Ami: Chhh-chh chikney mikjhe pe fisal gayi. Kkk kitno key dam nikal gayi. hai tauba kya ho ga. jo hoga so hoga. sab mujhse pooch teh hai, tu kaunsey desh si aayi. naam! naam, jalebi bai! jalebi bai!
Shikhu: This award is for the most hyper person right?
Jot: Yes.

.The Jalebi Bai Award.

Jot: The winner is -Ami-.

*sig goes here*

Ravjot: I can't believe we have cute people in the BC team. 😲
Ami: *shakes head* Right? Although, i prefer to believe that i'm cute. 😳
Jot: Munde tera husan de maare, terey naal nachan nu firdey ne!
Ravjot: Oh no you didn't! I'm singing with you this time! hmph. Oooh Ohhh! Ohh! Ohh! Jado di tu nachi ya, dhamaal hogi. Saari loki kehdeny kamal hogi. Teri ik tumke de maare. Munde terey husan de maare. Terey naal nachan nu fir de ne!
Tanu: The next award *pauses to glare Ravjot and Jot* is for someone who makes you wanna hug them.

.The Eddy Teddy Award.

Shikhu: The award goes to the cutest person ever! Gun! luvyaforever.

*sig goes here*

Edited by Angel-Jot. - 14 years ago

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Harjot.

@Angel-Jot

Alumni

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Posted: 14 years ago

#416

Ravjot: I went to Payless the other day..to buy shoes and-

Jot: Wait. You buy your shoes from PAYLESS? 🤣 Ohmygod. No wonder you wear such crappy shoes. 🤣
Ravjot: Hmph. I won't talk about my shoes then. hmph.
Ami: I went to get groceries yesterday and i saw a banana there. 😲
Shikhu: It's a grocery store. What else did you expect to see?
Tanu: I like fresh fruits and vegetables. That's why i go the farmers market not grocery stores. 😃
Jot: Monkeys looks so funny.
Ravjot: We weren't talking about monkeys. How'd we get started talking about groceries from shoes?
Ami: I think we have an award for a member who does that.
Tanu: We do! It's my favourite.

.The Golmaal Member Award.

Shikhu: The winner is daffodils.dudu.

*sig goes here*

Ami: Do you guys remember when we thought that Ravjot and Jot were crazy a while ago?
Shikhu: Yeah.
Ami: We were wrong. The other Bollycurry Buzzers don't completely agree with us.
Tanu: What? Really? What's wrong with you guys?
Shikhu: You BC's are strange. *nods head* Only us JASTR people are the cool BC's. 😃
Ravjot: That i have to agree with.

.The Saawariya Award.

Ravjot: From the winners, the other BC's only agree with us on only one name. The winners are Angel-Jot., the scandalous threesome [spln, Tomiko, and luvyaforever] and daffodils.dudu.

*sig goes here*

Ravjot: I've been dying to announce the Virus Award!
Tanu: We have a computer virus in BC? What? Where?! She better stay away from me! hmph.
Shikhu: Wait! It's not a computer virus is it? You mean, a disease virus? 😲 I don't wanna get sick! She better stay away from me too!
Ami: No, you crazies. We're talking about Virus from 3 Idiots. And this award goes to the most evil person of BC.
Jot: evil. huh. wow. I wonder who that is.

.The Virus Award.

*Ravjot sees the name and starts laughing so hard she falls into a hole in the stage.*

Ami: If i announce it, i won't be alive. She'll kill me. 😳
Tanu: But if i announce it, she'll get mad at me and won't cook for me. 😔
Shikhu: She'll get mad at me too. Why would you BC's do this to us?
Jot: 😳 Lemme announce then. I love making people mad at me. 😃
*Ami hides the paper and glares at Jot*
Ami: You can't see it!
Jot: *glares* Why not?

*Ravjot gets out of the hole*

Ravjot: The winner is Angel-Jot.!

*sig goes here*

Ami: uh, guys? *looks around* Where did Tanu go?
Ravjot: No idea.

*Tanu walks in carrying a cow*

Tanu: We're gonna use the cow as props for the next award!
Jot: You cow! You just said we're cats! So, we could've been the props. Why did you need to go get a cow?
Shikhu: Wow. She's stupid.
Tanu: SHIKHU! SAY THAT AGAIN AND I WILL THIS FAT COW *points at Jot* AFTER YOU!
Jot: WHAT?
Tanu: I meant, this fat cow *points at the cow*. Not you Meow mommy. 😃
Ravjot: *laughs* Sure Tanu. Sure.
Jot: *glares at Ravjot* You know, i have a fat cow that i could have after you!
Ravjot: Oh yeah?
Jot: Oh yeah! It's Gur!
Ravjot: Did you just call my hubby a fat cow? 😳 Thank god Gur and i disowned you. Stupid khoti.
Jot: You're the stupid khoti! Dungar kisey tha di!
Ravjot: Chup kar Harjot! Tainu main pehla vi kaheya si. 😳
Jot: You're not my mom anymore! *sticks out tongue* I can do what i want!
Shikhu: The next award is for someone who loves animals. I can't understand why anyone would like these 2 *points at Ravjot and Jot* .
Ravjot: Did you just call us ANIMALS? 😳
Ami: Ohmygod! Just stop fighting already!

.The Basanti Award.

Ami: The person that loves her Dhanno a lot is, daffodils.dudu. *ahem* It's cow not Dhanno in Tanu's case.

*sig goes here*

Ravjot: This time, we're award a buzzer that is unique? How can someone be unique if their a buzzer? Buzzers are all alike.
Shikhu: Yeah, that's true.
Jot: How's that true? I'm awesome, Ravjot is a dungar. She's lazy and Nabila is hard working. She's annoying and Gun is adorable. She couldn't edit if her life depended on it, NJ and the other editors are amazing. Ravjot couldn't write an article because she'd fall asleep halfway through, and the writers write so many articles. ..How are we all alike?
Ravjot: We're buzzers. We're alike. hmph. Nobody will question that anymore.

.The Sonam Award.

Tanu: This award goes to lola610, Jenifer., and ScatteredCastle.

*sig goes here*

Ravjot: *grabs Tanu and kisses her on the cheek causing Tanu to blush*
Jot: Don't kiss my daughter! *pulls Tanu away*
Ravjot: I was just doing a Dostana thing for the next award! Gosh!
Tanu: It's OK Pancake. I love you. 😃
Ravjot: Aww, i love you too my grand daughter. 😃
Shikhu: Ravz momma!
Ravjot: I love you too sweetie.
Ami: RAVJOT! 😲 You forgot me?
Ravjot: No way! I love my triplet too! 😃
Shikhu: Ravjot loves all of us. Jot doesn't love anyone. 😳
Jot: *puts on her sarcasm hat* Of course i don't. I'm the horrible monster aren't i? Always doing mean things and all that. Why would i love my daughter and husband right? hmph.
Ravjot: *sighs* She's a kid Harjot. Don't need to be so mean. hmph.
Jot: go away. i'm hurt.

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Tanu: Let's not be hurt.

.The Dostana Award.

Shikhu: The winning couples areAngel-Jot. & -Ami- with spln & Tomiko.

*sig goes here*

Edited by Angel-Jot. - 14 years ago

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Harjot.

@Angel-Jot

Alumni

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Posted: 14 years ago

#417

Ravjot: Before we finish these awards, we have a surprise this time! For everyone in BC. So if you didn't get an award, don't worry. 😃
Jot: That's right! And we're doing this because we love you all equally. 😃
Shikhu: *dances* The surprise is that we chose a Bollywood character for every Bollycurry Buzzer based on your personality.
Ami: And if we forgot to do you [since we only did the active buzzers], you're given permission to kill Jot and then pester us for a character. 😃
Tanu: Now if you all are done your boring speeches, let's start shall we? Oh! And you can thank Pancake for the wonderful signatures. The award sigs, you can thank Shikhu for.

S U R P R I S E.

Daffodils.dudu: Geet from Jab We Met
lilindiangurl13: Aditi from Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na
-Ravjot-: Pia from 3 Idiots
-Ami-: Simran from I Hate Luv Storys
Angel-Jot.: Sonia from Singh is Kinng
Starry.Phoenix: Anjali from K3G
gk_09: Naina from Dil Chahta Hai
perfangel5655: Taani from Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
Jenifer.: Sussana from 7 Khoon Maaf
spln: Priya from London Dreams
-Nadii-: Veera from Dil Bole Hadippa
Smileyface: Payal from Ishq Vishq
ScatteredCastle: Chandramukhi from Devdas
lola610: Zaara from VeerZaara
-Pooji-: Sonia from Kal Ho Na Ho
Sano88: Jenny from Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani
cute.luv: Tina from Barsaat
black_haze: Sanjana from Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai
tulip.baby: Preet from Biwi No.1
luvyaforever: Naina from Partner
ItalianPrincess: Pooja from K3G
mango: Jhanvi from All The Best
-Zunni-: Prachi from Life Partner
Aradhana13: Shabbo from Veer Zaara
samhit_sanaya: Naina from K3G

JASTR: And that was the surprise and also, the BC Mirchi Awards! Ciao kids!
Hum hain rahi pyar ke, phir milegey chalte chalte!

Script Written By: Jot
Graphics By: Shikhu&Ravjot
Award Names: Jot, Ami&Roshni
Surprise Help By: Jot, Ami, Tanu&Roshni

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Edited by Angel-Jot. - 14 years ago