Songs for Certain TD Situations - Page 58

👏👏 wow everyone. Thanks Jyot for reviving this post once again.Now its really time for us to do something for TD ressurrection :

Woh meri TD mera DK mujhe lauta do 😳

woh mera pyaar mera dard mujhe lautado

neend jitni bhi maini kohi hain, chain jitna bhi maine khoya hain,😭

woh mera pyaar mera dard mujhe lautado 😆

Another one :

Kohi lautade mere beetein huwe din,😭😆

beetein huwe din woh mere pyaare pal chinn.......😃

Cheers

Lata

haha good one lata di.. fits perfect but I'm all out of ideas...I think I should consider going to bed now

neend churayi meri kisne o sanam... 😉
chain churaya mera kisne o sanam... 😉😆

hope u don't sing mujhe neend na aaye, mujhe chain na aaye....na jane kahan dil kho daya..................😳

Originally posted by: Lata

hope u don't sing mujhe neend na aaye, mujhe chain na aaye....na jane kahan dil kho daya..................😳

hehe lata di, haal toh kuch aisa hee hai 😉 ab toh ilaaz doondhna hai 😳

Dish thinking of dk while preparing for her wedding…………..gosh abh aisi naubat aa gayi😭

Soona soona lamha lamha

Meri rahein tanha tanha

Aakar mujhe tum tham lo

Manzil teri dekhe rasta

Mud ke zara ab dekh lo

Aisa milan phir ho na ho

Sab kuch mera tum hi to ho

Bepanah pyar hai aaja

Tera intezaar hai aaja😭

Mamta

😭 DK thinking about Disha:

Kya se Kya ho gaya.....bewafaaa.........tere pyaar mein........

Chaaha kya , Kya milaaaaa.......bewafaaaaaaa......tere pyaar mein.........😭

Disha thinking about DK

Ikk Bewafaa se pyaar kiya......usse nazar ko chaar kiyaa......hain re humne yeh kya kiya......haain kya kiyaa.........😭

Lalgulab....lovearia ka to koi elaag nahi hota😉

A song dedicated for my gulabia

Sardi Khasi Na Malaria hua
yeh gayi yaar
isko Loveria hua
loveria hua loveria hua😆

Dk to Disha after she will be married to Vedant😭

Mera dil jis dil pe fida hain....mera dil jis dil pe fida hain..ek bewafa hain...woh bewafa hain..hain bewafa hain...

Dk to disha ...missing her

Disha Jaaneman , tu hi mera dil...tujh bin tarse naina...aankhon mein to hain....sasso mein tu hain...aankhen band karlu..to man bhi tu hain...kaha hain tu ....kaisi hain tu....Dishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dk and Disha to each other

Yaad aa rahi hain...teri yaad aa rahi hain...yaad aanese ..tere jaane se ...jaan jaa rahi hain...yaad aa rahi hain...teri yaad aa rahi hain

Inder and Dk to disha

Nahi yeh ho nahi sakta...ke teri yaad na aaye...bina tere kahi yeh dil mera ab chain na aaye...tujhe bhoolne se pehle meri jaan chali jaaye...meri jaan chali jaayeeeeh

Disha to Dk

Tujhse naraaz nahi...zindagi haraan ho mein..hoooooooooooo heraan hu mein....

Disha to Dk

Tera bina zindagi se koi....shikwa .....to nahi...shikwa nahi...shikwa nahi...shikwa nahi

Dk to disha

Tera bina zindagi to meri...zindagi...to nahi...zindagi nahi...zindahi nahi😭..zindagi nahi...


BombY!

This post is sooo sad..next time...I'll try and cheer u guys up!

Shaadi specail!....hope this brings a smile to each and everyone of your faces

Vedant and Disha are getting married....when Dk and pori arrive there...

Pori: Thehro! yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti! Vedant tumse pyaar karte ho..is chudel se nahi!

Disha: Kya? tumne mujhe chudel kaha? Tum khud kya hua...ek to khud mere pati se shaadi kar rahi ho...aur mujhe chudel keh rahi ho..tum chudel, kamini , kutti .,...sab kuch tum hi ho...

Pori: Kya tumne mujhe (vedant cust her)

Vedant: oh shut up pori.....mein tumse pyaar kyun karo...tum mein aisa kya hain?

Pori : kyunki mein ..mein..mein... (Dk whsipers somthing in her ear) Ha! mein batadongi ke mein kya ho !

She goes and gets a bottle of whisky and goes to teh center of teh mandap

Pori: Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo Mungda ...Mungda...mein goud ki kalli..mangta hain to aaja rasya layee ..to mein yeh chali...(dk starts giggling) mangta ahin to aaja rasiyaa... ( by now everyone starts to laugh even the pandit)

Vedant: Yeh nahi chalega...kuch aur karo!

Pori : kuch aur...lekin..lekin.. (disha goes towards her nad whsipers something in her ear)

DK : (whsipering to pori) shaadi ko rokhna hain to pehle pundit ko patao!

Disha: ( whsipering to pori) Ha ha ..jao pundit ko koi item song karke dhikao...

Pori: lekin ..lekin

Dk and disha: (push her) arre jao na...jaldi ajo...(she leaves and they start gigling)😆

Pundit: yhe kya ho raha hain..ram ram..mein to jaa raha hoo..

Pori grabs hsi dhoti...and starts dancing ..." Arrre babuji zara dheere chalo..bijli khadi yeh hain bijli khadi...arre naino mein chingaria..gora badan sholo ki laddi...

Pundit , who looks like he is gonna pass out.. " ram ram ram " 😆 ..he starts to leave..

Vedant : Arre panditji aap kaha jaa rahe hain...mujhe disha ke saath shaadi akrni hain

Dk: Kya? tum disha se shaadi karoge? apani shakal dheki hain aina mein...disha to kya...mamta kulkarni bhi tumhe reject karde! Disha mujhse shaadi karegi ( grabs disha's hand)

Vedant : (grabs disha's other hand) Nahi! Mujhse karegi

Dk: mujhse!

Veadnt: nahi , mujhse!

Dk: disha meri hain

Vedant : meri hain...

While this si going on disha looks from dk to venat and from vedant to dk😆

Dk: meri

Vedant: meri

Just then we hear someone screaming Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Its inder, riding on a ghada😆, screaming...Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Dk: lo ab is bunder ki hi kabhi thi!

Vedant: Lekin yeh ghade par kya kar raha

Dk: Ghada ghade par nahi bethega..to phir kaha bethega

Everyone laughs

Blondie peroxide: Mein apni baraat lekar aaya hu!

Dk: Baraat..aur woh bhi ghade par...

Indy : to kay hua ...(gets off his ghadha) mein disha se shaadi karne aaya hu..


Dk and vedant crack up liek CRAZY😆😆

Dk : bunder bhi ..bunder bhi ( holding his stomach)

Vedant: aaj kal shaadi ( laughing)...haha...shaadi karne lage...

They both crack up again...

Indy: shut up...mein disha se shaadi karonga...Chalo disha (grabs her hand)

Dk: (pushes hsi hand off of disha's hand) A chal hatt...Disha meri hain

Vedant: Meine pehel hi keh diya hain..ke disha meri hain

Iny: nahi..disha meri thi...hain..aur rahegi!

Dk : meri!

Veadnt: meri!

Indy: Meri!

Disha: ( who has lost her patience) Shut up shut up shut up! Mujhse shaadi kaun karega..yeh mein tey karongi...chalo sab line mein khade ho jao!

Indy , vedant and dk form a line ..and our maharani disha sits on a chair...

Disha: ( first one is vedant ) Ok tum mujhse shaadi kyun karna chahte ho?...Chalo shoru ho jao!

Vedant: (gets on his knees and gets all filmi) Humme tumse pyaar itna....yeh hum nahi jaante...magar jee nahi sakte....tumhare bina...humme tumse pyaar itna...😆

Disha looks a bit impressed..but dk and indy are like "whatever"😡

Vedant: Disha, Mein tumse bahut pyaar karta hu...itna ke meri har saas..har dhadkhan mein tum ho...bus tum disha...mujhse yakin hain...(disha cuts him off)

Disha: Bus bus..yeh filmi dialogue bolne ki koi zarorat nahi hain...phew...(with attitude)Next!😆

Indy: Disha mein..

Disha: CHeeeeeeeeeeeee...bunder...Disqualified!😆

Indy: Lekin disha...meri baat to suno...tum jo kahogi ...emin wahi karonga...mein ..mein tumhare liyeh chand aur taare tod ke lekar aaonga

Disha: Chand aur taaro ka kya karongi mein...ghar par frame mein daal kar rakhogi kya? ( disgusted) Next!

Indy: lekin disha (dk pushes him off)

Dk: chal hatt!😆

Dsiha: Ab tum batao...tum mujhse kyun shaadi karna chahte ho...in dono ki tarah koi fimli dialogue nahi bolna...

Dk: (proud) nahi bolonga

DK: (starts dancing and singing 😆) Teri kurti SEXY lagti weh...kurti sexy .....teri chunari sexy lagti weh .. chunari sexy.....lagti weh lagti weh....teri chunari sexyyyyyyy....Oye ki bolyo soniyeh! (he picks her up...while veadnta nd indy watch with their eyes popped out!)

Disha: (dk ki goud mein😉 ...and she puts her arms around his neck)Tera chehra sexy lagda weh...chehra sexy...y....tera hasna sexy lagta weh...hasna SEXy...ho lagta weh lagta weh...tera hasna sexyyyyyy


Vedant: Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Indy: (starst crying) Mummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....mujhe mummy chahiyeh....😆😆

Dk: ( walks aways holding disha with hsi strong arms.....shaking his botte at the same time😆) TEri Kurti Sexy lagti weh...kurti sexy...teri chunari sexy lagti weh...chunari sexy...

Lol....hope u guys liked it!

BombY!

well done bomby ... 👏.. the only thing which can cheer us up and divert our minds is our antakshari😃

dk :

Teri yaad jab aati hai
Meri aankh bhar jaati hai
Hum to bichhde yuh mil mil ke
Khwab tooten hain is dil ke
Yehi gum mujhe sataayega
Phir tu laut ke na aayega
Phir bhi tere aane ka intezar karta hoon
Pyar sirf tumse yaar karta hoon
Maine vaada to nibhaya tha....

love, sakina😉

Originally posted by: Bombgirl4eva

Lalgulab....lovearia ka to koi elaag nahi hota😉

A song dedicated for my gulabia

Sardi Khasi Na Malaria hua
yeh gayi yaar
isko Loveria hua
loveria hua loveria hua😆

😆 lol bomby you crack me up... I'm sitting here holding my stomach.. don't know how I'm typing with laughing after reading your kurti sexy lagti hai haha 😆😆😆

sirf ek elaaz hai... 😉 koyi jaaye toh le aaye meri laakh dooyein paaye 😉😆

btw very good & appropriate selection of songs bomby.. but I still can't stop laughing over kurti sexy.. haha.. now I'd pay big bucks to see that in real life 😆😆😆