Songs for Certain TD Situations - Page 59

"koyi jaaye toh le aaye meri laakh dooyein paaye 😉😆".....lol...to hum tumhare liyeh DK ko dhond kar le aaye?

Lalgulab...lol I know I would die too to see Dk pick up disha and sing Teri kurti sexy lagdi weh...kurti sexy😆

Tumhari bombY!

Originally posted by: Bombgirl4eva

"koyi jaaye toh le aaye meri laakh dooyein paaye 😉😆".....lol...to hum tumhare liyeh DK ko dhond kar le aaye?

of course yaar.. kya aap hamare liye itna bhi nahin kar sakte 😉

here's one for DK to Disha:
dard-e-dil dard-e-jigar dil mein jagaya aapne
pehle toh mein businessman tha aashiq banaya aapne 😉😳

of course Inder can sing it too..
dard-e-dil dard-e-jigar dil mein jagaya aapne
pehle toh mein insaan tha bunder banaya aapne 😉😆

lalgulab...kar to sakte hain ..lekin phir humara kya hoga...aankhir humme bhi to kisika intezaar hain..

"Meri zindagi mein..ajnabi ka intezaar ha...mein kya karu..ajnabee s emujhe pyaar hain..."

Bomby lagta hai hamari jindagi mein sirf intezaar hee likha hai.. intezaar intezaar intezaar mujhe mere yaar kaaaa haye mere sir pe dupatta mere yaar ka... ok hold on let me go find a dupatta first 😉😆

until then here's one for DK to Disha..
Teri umeed tera intezaar karte hain
ae sanam hum to sirf tumse pyaar karte hain

lalgulab...lol...yes lets get the dupattas..lol..

Disha to Dk..since she thinks that Dk married Pori
Dil mera tod diya..
boora kyun maano
usko hak hain ke
woh mujhse shaadi kare ya na kare

BombY!

Shaadi special....part2

Dk, carrying disha...and singing "Teri kuti SExy lagti weh" 😆..and moving his bootee left to right😆😉....is walking away from teh mandap...when Vedant runs and grabs dk's aram

Veadant: tum meri disha, aur apni bhabhi ko nahi leja sakte...

Inder: (grabs Dk's other arm) Ha! Abhi ke abhi utara isse!

Veadnta and inder pull his arms...Dk, who can hardly hold her anymore...

Dk: arre Hath chodo mere...

Indy: Nahi, jab tab tak tum disha ko neeche nahi uttarte...

Veadnt and indy pull harder and harder...while Bechari disha who is scared of falling down..hugs Dk tight😉

Dk: dekha , dekha....😆

Vedant: Yeh kya kar rahi ho tum ( tries to get Disha out of his hold) utro! Chodo isse abhi ke abhi...

Inder joins Vedant and they both try to get her off....tehy are pulling her...bechari disha

Disha: (screams) DkKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! (vedanta and indy back up)

DK: Yes darling

Disha: Mujhe abhi ke abhi niche uttaro! (dk puts her down)

Disha: Tum sab ke sab...Duffer ho! Ek number ke duffers!

Indy: lekin disha..I ..lo.

Dk: Tum chup raho...tum jaise bunder se kaun shaadi karegi...tumhara yeh ghadda bhi tumse shaadi na kare.!

Vedant: Ha...aur waise bhi dish mujhse pyaar karti hain...haina dish?

Dk: Ek rapta dooonga agar tumne meri Disha ko dish- dish kaha to (makes a face at vedant)

Vedant: Aur agar meine Dish ko dish...

Dk: Shut u...(before Dk could finsih)

Disha: Shut up...Tum sab chup raho...God mein bhi kaha fas gayi...

Dk: Ha disha...chalo hum chalte hain (grabs her hand)

Vedant: (stands in front of Dk and shakes hsi head) This is not done....Ek mukabala to hona hi chahiyeh...

indy: (dumfolded) mukabala?...Oh (starts dancing) Mukabala Mukabala...oh laila...oh oh lele...

Dk: A chup! (faces vedant) kaisa mukabala?

Veadnt: Aisa mukabala jisse disha ko bata chal chaye ke Bunder kaun hain (referrinf to dk) aur sikandar kaun hain? (refering to him)

Disha: Woh to mujhe bhi pata hain ke bunder kaun hain...

Dk: (laughs) (to vedant)haha..dekha...Disha ko bhi bata hain bunder kaun aur..sik (disha cuts him off)

Disha: Mein vedant ki baat nahi kar rahi thi...mein to is ullu ke patthe ki baat kar rahi thi...(makes a face ..looking at indy)😆

Indy makes a kiddish face...

Disha: To theek hai ..mein bhi to dekho ke...hero kaun hain..aur zero kaun😉.....achha to mein sawal puchungi ..aur jo sabse achhe jawab dega...ussi se mein shaadi karogi...deal?

Dk, Vedant and Indy..Deal!

Disha: ok! ( walks towards teh mandap...trying to think of a question...while the three follow her...doom hilate hue😉) (sings)Jaha mein jaati hoon wahi chale aate ho..chori chori mere dil mein sama te ho..yeh to batao ke tummm..mere kaun ho...yeh to batao ke tum mere kaun ho?

the 3 men are dumfolded for a while..😆

Indy: ( jumping around) Mujhe pata hain..mujhe pata hain!

Disha: (disgusted) theek hain..theek hain..gao!

Indy: (gets on his knees) Mein roop ki raani...tu chora ka raja....

Dsiha: Kya ? (slaps him)😆😆

Indy: arre...mera matlab....Tu roop ki raani....mein chora ka raja...Tu..

Disha: Shut up! Shut Up..shutp...jsut shut up

Indy: lekin disha..mein raja aur.tum

Disha: raja? 😡aur woh bhi choro ka!...HUH Next!

Indy: lekin dis..

Vedant: Shaaat up bunder ...Ok meri baari....(gets excited) (sings and dances😆)Tu meri hain pepsi cola..mein tera hu coca-cola

Disha: (annoyed)Pepsi? Coco-cola? Hum yaha drinks ki baat kar rahe hain kya?

Dk and indy crack up..while vedant is upset..

Dk: achha hua isne whisky aur rum ka gana nahi gaya! (starts cracking up agian😆) ( inder copies him.)

Disha: Achha gana nahi aata, to koi sher sunao

Vedant: Mein shayar to nahi....magar aa haseen (gives a lalgulab to disha) Jab se dekha meine tukhko...mujhko...(on his knees) shayari a gayi

Disha: (smiles) Not bad!😉

Dk : (with a whateever type of an expression) Lo karlo baat..isme kaunsi nayi baat hain...

Disha: aacha ab tumhari baari! Tum mere kaun ho?

Dk: Mien? (takes off his shirt)

Disha: My.... My ....My😉 (vedant is MAD at her expression😆)

DK: (starts dancing with disha) Hum to tere aashiq hain sadyo puraane...chahe tu maane ..chahe na maane...(picks her up) hum to chale aye..sanam tumko banane..chahe tu maane..chahe na maane...(there he goes again..shaking hsi boote..left to right...and right to left)

Indy and vedant: Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hope u gusy liked it!

BombY!

Hi

Well done bomby brilliant stuff..lol so funny👏

Samy

thanks yaar..

Dk to dish (rain epiosode)

Jo haal dil ka...
Idhar ho raha hain...
woh haal dil ka...
uthar ho raha hain😉
Jaanejaa dillo pe
pyaar ka ajab sa asar ho raha hain😉

BombY!

Bomby kya entertaining shaadi hai.. I wish I was there 😉 bravo 👏

Here's one from DK after Disha's thrown out..
patta patta, boota boota, haal humaara jaane hai
jaane naa jaane, gul hee naa jaane, baag to saaraa jaane hai
koi kissi ko chaahe, to kyun gunaah samazate hain log
koi kissi ki khaatir tadape agar to hasate hain log
begaana aalam hain saara, yaha to koyi humaara
dard nahin pahachane hai

gulaboo..lol..i know..I wish I was there too

Blondie Peroxide Special...now since he is an important chahracter

Evil Indy to Disha: Bardhaash nahi kar sakta..ab door nahi reh sakta..ek din...tere bin....a aoo...a aoo..a..aao

Devdas Indy to Disha: Humko sirf tumse pyaar hain...humko sirf tumse pyaar hain...keh rahi hain dil ki bekhudi bus tumhara intezaar hain..

Ziddy Indy to disha: Tum mere hoo..bus mere hi mere hoon..😡😡

Indy to himself: Mein ishq uska...woh aashiqui hain meri..woh ladki nahi zindagi hain meri..woh ladki nahi zindagi hain meri..

Bomby