Malhar: Tumne mera trouser iron kiya
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1Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai - 31st July 2025 EDT
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Scene 2
Malhar was clearly angry with Kalyani for burning a hole in the right leg of his pants. She looked at him helplessly through the hole.
"Kalyani, ab ye naya trend shuru kiya hai tumne? Pehle mere kapde phaadti thi ab jalaane lagi ho.
"I am sorry Malhar ji maine jaan boojh ke nahi kiya. Wo aapko apne kapdo ki istry ekdum kadak chahiye hoti hai na, main bas wohi karna chahti thi.
"Haan Kalyani kaafi kadak itstri ki hai tumne dekho ye hole ke aaju baju ka fabric kitna kadak hai jaise jale hue toast ke sides, jaise pateele mein neeche chipka hua scorched rice.
"Dijiye.
"Kya doon, mere aur kapde jalane ke liye?
"Nahi creative punishment. Malhar ji kya, aap mere saare kapde mujhse jalwa kar mujhe creative punishment denge? Mere saare kapde jal gaye toh main pehnoongi kya? Aapko mere liye naye kapde laane padenge aur phir aap mujhe fizool kharchi ke liye daantenge.
She stood there with her head lowered waiting for her creative punishment.
"Kalyani.
Suddenly her mood brightened.
"Malhar ji, aai kehti hai na jo bhi hota hai acche ke liye hota hai.
"Meri pant jalne mein kya accha hai, Kalyani?
"Malhar ji mujhe dijiye main na apki pant ko ekdum theek kar doongi. Stitching aati hai mujhe. Aapko toh pata hi hai.
A couple of hours later,
"Ta da! Malhar ji aapki pant dekhiye kitni trendy or hot lagegi jab aap ise pehenge. Aap bhi ekdum young and hip lagenge.
"Kalyan, toh kya abhii main...
"Arrre Malhar ji ye bahut fashion mein hai.
She googles pics of men wearing pants like Malhar's newly styled pants.
"Malhar ji dekhiye ye ek se ek handsome boys aur bhi handsome lag rahe hain iss style ki pants mein.
"ACCHA! Ye ladke hansome lag rahe hain.' Malhar was boiling inside.
"Hmm aap bhi jakar pehenkar aaiyena.
Kalyani pushes him to the changing room.
"Pagli mili hai mujhe bhi. Kya kaha usne handsome? Wo ladke handsome kam beautiful zyada lag raha tha.
{She had shown him pics of Asian Flower Boys}
"Wow Malhar ji aap knee length pants mein kitne young lag rahe hain. Bas ek problem hai.
"Ab kya problem hai? Tumne kaha na main accha lag raha hoon. Phir?
"Nahi Malhar ji wo aapke piaron pe kitne baal hain.
"Toh? Mardon ke body par baal hote hain. Inka main kuch nahi kar sakta.
"Lekin main kar sakti hoon na.
The look on her face scared him.
Scene 3
Scene 6
Malhar for the first time addressed Aparna as Atya'. Not only her but Kalyani and Anupriya were also shocked to see Malhar show Aparna her place.
"Kalyani, aaj subah tum keh rahi thi na tumhaari exams aane wali hain.
"Exams?
"Tumhaari PAREEKSHA Kalyani.
"Exams oh haan, main toh bhool hi gayi thi. Jee Malhar ji meri exams aane wali hain but mujhe padhne ka time hi nahi milta. Ghar mein itne saare kaam hain aur phir do bacchon ko sambhalna.
"Do bacche? Dekha Malhar tum iski side le rahe the na ye hai iski asliyat isko Pillu ko sambhalna aisa lag raha hai jaise wo do bacchon ko sambhalti hai.
"Maine aapki rai maangi? Kalyani mujhse keh rahi hai na toh hum dono ke beech aapne kaisa bola. Inta bhi nahi pata aapko ki jab pati patni baat kar rahe hon toh beech mein koi nahi bona chahiye.
He once again shut her up.
"Kalyani, tum kya keh rahi thi? Kaam ka bojh? Theek hai ek kaam karo job hi kaam pending hai unki list banakar atya ko de do. Atya hai na wo sab sambhaal lengi. Hai na atya?
She nodded.
"Malhar ji wo aata khatam ho gaya hai, ghar ki electric chakki kaam nahi kar rahi aur ready made aata aapoko suit nahi karta aur wo jo bahar grind karwaane dete hai na unke yahan ye bade bade choohe hain. Toh kya karoon?
"Atya hai na wo chakki peesengi.
"Malhar ji aap bhi na bina bujhe bataye apne friends ko invite kar liya. Ghar ki saari safai upar se neeche, aage se peeche sab saaf karna hai.
"Atyta hai na wo sari safai kar dengi.
"Malhar ji wo aapke friends ke aane se pehle cusion covers, parde, ye sab bhi toh change karne honge na.
"Atya hai na wo change kar lengi.
"Malhar ji aapko toh pata hai na main veggie hoon aur veggie mein bhi itna accha khana nahi banati.
"Atya hai na wo kar wo khana bana lengi.
"Kalyani, tum itna saara kaam akeli karti thi. My poor baby.
"Hmm.
"Tum dono ne kya laga rakha hai! Main koi naukrani hoon jo jo kaam tum bologi wo karoongi.
"Atya agar yahan rehna hai toh ye sab toh karna padega. Meri patni par already bahut important zimmeddari hai, Uske pati aur humaare bacche ki. Aur atya agar nahi ho sakta na toh apna samaan pack kar lijiye.
"Main help karoon.
"Atya hai na wo khud pack kar lengi.
Kalyani and Anupriya laughed as they saw Aparna run to her room to pack her things.
"Aai, kitna maza aaya na aaj kya gira hai sugared atom bomb atya par.
Anupriya saw the look on Malhar's face and tried to stop Kalyani but she could not contain her happiness. She turned around
"Wo sorry Malhar ji main zyaada khush ho gayi na iss liye. Next time khush hone ke liye aapse permission loongi. Promise.
"Kalyani, tumhe khush hone ke liye meri permission lene ki zaroorat nahi hai. Tum khush rahongi toh Pillu bhi khush hoga aur main bhi.
Scene VIII
Sarthak entered KalMa's room and sawKalyani and Malhar drenched from top to bottom. He widened his eyes and immediately went out of the room muttering Sorry
Malhar: Hey Bhagwan Kalyani! Sab kya soch rahe hai humare bare me
Kalyani: Kya soch rahe hai Malhar Ji
Malhar: Pati Patni ke beech kya rishta hota hai Kalyani?
Kalyani: Pati Patni ka
Malhar: Are (irritatingly) Biology nahi padhi kya tumne ?
Kalyani: Chill... Biology padhi hai maine. Reproduction ke bare me bhi janti hu...Bas apply nahi kiya (muttering the last part slowly)
Malhar: Badi besharam ho tum. Aisebolte hai Ye sab aur aadhi baatein muh me hi bol jati ho vaise kya kiya aaj tumne washroom me. Ek kam bhi dhang se hota hai ya nahi
Kalyani was checking him out when he was talking to her. Her eyes were fixed on his well-built chest covered in water droplets dripping down to his torso and some were evaporating with his body heat. Her focus shifted to his well-shaped wet lips moving lusciously. Malhar waved in front of her to break her trance.
Malhar: Ye kaha khoyi rehti ho tum.Mai pagal hu jo itni der se bole ja raha hu.
Kalyani: Sorry Na Malhar Ji. Ho jata hai kabhi kabhi
Malhar: Kabhi Kabhi Kalyani?
Kalyani: Magar sudharti bhi mai hi hu na. Wo sab choriye, 18 saal ke bad kon kon se right mil jate hai.
Malhar: Achanak se ye sawal
Kalyani: Are bataiye na please. Mera political science ka assignment hai
Malhar: Sabse pehla right to vote.Vaise tumhara nam add karwa diya hai maine.
Kalyani: Thank you Malhar Ji. Vaise aur kon kon se right milte hai
Malhar: Bahut se magar mere ko der ho rahi hai. Bad me bataunga. Meri uniform nikal do
Kalyani nodded and brought out his uniform from the cupboard. She was taking glances of Malhar when he was dressing up and she was managing the bed. Later on, Malhar departed to his work.
Kalyani to herself: Kya ho gaya hai tere ko...Kalyani ...These Hormones....18 Effect...Pata nahi kyo Malhar ji ko dekh kar goosebumps aa jate hai...
She took a few sighs and continued cleaning. Afterwards, she left for her college.
It was evening time and Sarthak was playing with Moksha and Malhar arrived in the house. He thumped on the couch near his Kaka and nudged Moksha.
Sarthak: Door Lock karna aata bhihai ya nahi ? Kitni embarrassing position me phasa diya
Malhar: Kaka Jaisa aap soch rahe ho vaisa kuch nahi hai aur Aap kab se aisi baat karne lage...Ahaa Mai ka asar aa raha hai (teasing mode)
Sarthak: Malhar (Blushing) Aisa bhi kuch nahi hai...
Malhar nudged Sarthak with his shoulders and Moksha giggled.
Malhar: Moksha ke Ajoba ko Nani pasand hai...Ajoba ko Nani ke liye kuch kuch hota hai Moksha
Sarthak: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Malhar Seriously...? Ye kab se acchi lagne lage tumhe
Malhar: Pucho mat Kaka aap. Roz description sunta hu romantic movies ka. Dheere Dheere Sholay, Rowdy Rathoreaur Dabangg jaisi picture bhul ke ye Kuch Kuch hi reh jayega dimag me
The duo giggled and Moksha though not understanding the conversation but still, he companied them by his cute giggling sounds. Then, Malhar excused himself to change his uniform. He reached his bedroom door and it was difficult to open it.
Malhar: Are ye darwaja bhi stuck ho jata hai.
Malhar applied his full force and the door opened with a thud. He shut it back and unbuttoned his shirt. He was about to remove his pants when he felt the washroom door being unlocked and Kalyani appeared in the room wiping her hairs with a towel and another towel wrapped around her body. Both were dumbstruck to look at each other and froze in their current position.
Scene 9
Both were dumbstruck at the situation, malhar was shocked but was checking out his wife... The water droplets sliding from her hair and kissing her face was making her look more beautiful, he has never seen her in such a state and he never had thought that his wife is so beautiful, her body was half wet which was making him more crazy.. Kalyani cannot bear his gaze... The way he was looking at her was not the same as every time he sees her... His gaze was driving her crazy and go weak on her knees...kalyani composed herself and asked..
K. Aap aise kya dekh rahe hai...
By her question malhar came out of his thoughts...
M. Woh.....i m sorry mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum..
K. Maine isiliye darwaza bandh kiya the...
M. Aaaahh... Wo mujhe laga darwaze me problem hai to zor se dhakka diya to khul gaya...
K. ACP ho aap to ghar me bhi wahi karoge kya...darwaze todna...
When malhar heard her saying that he proceeded to wards her taking steps which made kalyani go backward.... He was coming forward and she backwards till her back kissed the wall soon she was between him and the wall...
K. Kkkkya kar rahe hai malharji...
Malhar bent forward that their face were inches apart... The water droplets from her hair were falling on his face... She was lost in his gaze...just he handed over a red saree hanging in her closet....
M. Tum par red Color zyada acha lagega...try karlo...(giving her a naughty smirk he turned back..) mein bahar doosre kamre mean jaakar change kar lunga tum change karlo....
He left the room with a smile leaving a blushing kalyani behind..... Holding the red Saree...