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Sadaf

@sadaf.12

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Posted: 16 years ago

#51

@ shabs

Fank yeww hun... ILY <3

thinking up the story was soooo fun!!! i would do this anyday!!!

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Susie Kaur

@JATTISIKHNESS25

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Posted: 16 years ago

#52

Him leaving will obviously be a hearbroken husband, but even though I want yugh and Vrinda to be together, I still feel bad for him..

1)but one way can be Vrinda's male cousin shooting him for disrespecting his sister (don't worry he's nana can save him from going to jail.

2) he divorces vrinda and leaves India, but ends up dying in the plane crash... ( also a serial classic)..

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shabana

@shab_rules

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Posted: 16 years ago

#53

heres more examples.

1) rgbir is in the bathroom about to shave his mpustache off, so vrinda will like him more, but he slips on the soap, and slits his throat with the razor instead.

2) ammu can be saved from cancer, if rb gives her a donor of some sort. but saving ammus life, he ends up dying himslef inmhospital.

i know thye first was evil, but still, come on guys, give us some more ideas !!!

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skstar

@skstar

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Posted: 16 years ago

#54

JATTISIKHNESS25- thanks hun lol also plane crash wow painful yaar. both death r painful hehe.

Sadaf- haha yours was funny 2! the infected thing was too good.

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SweRav

@SweRav

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Posted: 16 years ago

#55

thanks for liking my story guys. i was inspired to write one after reading all the great stories here.

and yes please keep writing! i love reading the great funny stories here about rb's exit!

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Priyanka

@Mana26

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Posted: 16 years ago

#56

haha everyoneess storiess aree too good! omgg Shab urss aree tooo hilariouss!🤣

okay my nextt entryy...

onee dayy RB iss hangingg ouT hisss clothingg andd somebodyy nextt dooorr sneezess on himm, next thingg wee noee iss hiss gott swineee flu andd thatss thee endd of himm...😆

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rabees011

@rabees011

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Posted: 16 years ago

#57

I have got some more! Here they are:

1) As you all know that when we sneeze, our heartbeats come to a halt for the fraction of a second or something like that. So, one day, vrinda will bring fresh roses for rb and upon seeing the red roses, rajbeer will get hyped up and jump with joy. He will pick them up and smell them from the bottom of his heart. He will forget that he has serious allergy when it comes to flowers. Some keera from the flower will enter his nose, without him noticing, and then he will sneeze really hard and die there, because his heart beats will stop and won't restart.

2) Rajbeer comes to know that he isn't the real son of the house where he lives. He was adopted when he was a new born. He will come to know of the harsh reality and start crying. Then he will come to know that his real mother is somewhere in Mexico and is suffering from the swine flu, and she is all set to die, as all the attempts of the doctors to save her life, have failed miserably. He will immediately catch a flight and land up in Mexico. The moment he lands up in Mexico, some U.S. soldiers will grab him from the back and take him to a concentration camp, thinking that he is a worker who belongs in Osama's Taliban Party.

3) Vrinda starts visiting sadhu babas and ashrams and thus, she becomes very religious and starts doing raja yoga for moksha. She rarely has time to stand in front of rajbeer, listen to his behki behki baatei, and give out smiley faces for every phrase he utters.

Since she will not have any time to be around rajbeer, rajbeer will get bored of vrinda and her newly adopted daily routine and habits. He will start to have the feeling that he really deserves someone who is more caring, empathetic, and someone who will fall in his arms instantly, when he utters a phrase of love from his mouth!!!!

One day, rajbeer receives a proposal email in his hotmail account. It's some American madam ji, who became a divorcee very recently. Her hubby was just like vrinda. He always visited the Church and religious lectures and didn't give a damn about his american madam ji. Rajbeer will relate his story to hers and wil start sobbing. As days pass by, rajbeer will become more and more attracted to his very dear american madam ji. One day, that madamji will become totally obsessed with rb and decide to tie the knot withy her chashmish groom, in India. She will declare the shubh news through the media, as she is the cousin of Britney spears. Dadabeer, vrinda, vikram aditya, yug, bharti, geetika, teji and everyone in the whole world will come to know of the news. All the villagers will start throwing keechar on the faces of vrinda's and rb's family members.

Finally, the insults would get so extreme that teji will lose his mind and start chasing rb with his gun. Rb will run and run and run until his feet become sore and trips and lands in the bedroom of two newly wed villagers (who were busy doing ahem on the khatiya). Seeing him enter their room, they will get up, catch hold of a broom and call more people and tell them about rb's behuda harqat. Then the entire village would run after rb until he raches the runway of mumbai airport. Exactly at that time, the american madamji's flight will come to a stop and she will come out of the plane wearing a skimpy dress and stretched arms only for rb. Rb will faint upon seeing her shiny taangei, and then 6months later we get the news of the arrival of rb's nanne munne mehmaanoos.

Lastly, vrinda and yug will be shown in their honeymoon and they are dancing in the rain with joy, as they have gotten independence from our chashma bapuji.

4) One day, rajbeer lands up at a manicure shop or something, where beauty experts do things to your faces and hair to make you look different. Rb like shahruk, will tell the beauty experts to give him an extraordinary makeover. A makeover that will look very very exotic, unusual, and outrageous. He will land up there to make himself look better so that vrinda gets attracted to him rather than wanting to go back to Yug. All the beauty experts will be gore, so they will think of giving him the look of a gothic male and female (both combined). After the makeover, rb will wake up and find himself drastically different, because the experts didn't give him a minor makeover through facials and makeup. They did plastic surgery on him with the help of two surgeons and have given him the most outrageous makeover in the history of the world. He will go home dejected and will end up being rejected from the house as none including ammu will recognize him. They will drive him away with jhaarus and garlic maalas thinking he is a buri vampire aatma. Here's a pic of what he will look like after the gothic makeover:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/maireinjapan/59349333/

Edited by rabees011 - 16 years ago

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rabees011

@rabees011

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#58

Originally posted by: shab83
heres more examples.

1) rgbir is in the bathroom about to shave his mpustache off, so vrinda will like him more, but he slips on the soap, and slits his throat with the razor instead.🤣I really loved the idea of rb shaving his moustache and dying because of the razor!!!😆That's a very celever idea!! Very well thought.😛😆😆

2) ammu can be saved from cancer, if rb gives her a donor of some sort. but saving ammus life, he ends up dying himslef inmhospital.

i know thye first was evil, but still, come on guys, give us some more ideas !!!

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rabees011

@rabees011

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#59

Originally posted by: SweRav
wow guys this is a great topic! despite all the sadness in the episodes, these stories made me laugh!
ok these are my ideas- (i don't think it has been used in this thread as i read people's but if it has, then forgive me!) thanks!
it's not that funny but i made it into a fairytale so everyone is happy at the end.
ok here goes:

rb really wants to impress vrinda by being handsome and smart like yug, so one day he decides to enter a dance competition in town. at first he goes to audition and does a very bad job and is very depressed. bharti, who secretly wants to marry yug, also wants vrinda to like rb so she decides to help him. so then there's the song of "Dance pe chance maarle" where bharti teaches rb dance steps. they both share some very good times together and become friends. one day bharti slips on soap while walking in the house and rb catches her and both share an eye lock and start to develop feelings for eachother...
they win the dance competition together...
they share more moments together...
everyone thinks rb n bharti r just good friends, but then one day bharti finds out she is pregnant. she quickly says it's yug's baby and yuvi are shocked! vrinda breaks all relations with yug, and yug is very confused. VA tells yug to marry bharti because of his "mistake" but then yug tells to only marry after bharti delivers and through DNA he knows the baby is his.
rb and bharti get very tense and 9 months soon pass. then the baby is born and EVERYONE is surprised! the baby has big glasses and small moustache JUST like rb! it's mini rb! there's no need for DNA test! the truth is out and rb runs out to hug bharti and both ask the families for forgiveness.
then there r two marriages in the families- yuvi marriage and rb-bharti marriage!
happy ending!
both the couples live happily ever after and have lots of babies!

😆Your story made my day!! It gave me a good lAUGH!! I totally liked the idea of the baby having glasses and a small moustache!! Vey witty and hilarious!!😛😆😆

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