ragbhir ki exit - Page 3

@ rabees 🤣

thank you sana and anjali for liking my RB exit 😃

Thanks guys. Just pray so that we get to see the baby faces of rb's kids!!hehehehe!!

one day bharti was very upset for rajbeer, she always felt for him but this was the time when she finally decided to help him out. she called him to meet her in the jungle nereby. waise toh rb is not a guy who easily get scared u know coz his mann is always there around and most of the times ppl gets scared of him but this was the meeting in jungle and also with bharti thts why rb was prepared. he decided to tk one belan from the kitchen and so teji asked why he needs belan? but rb replied he always sleep with belan with him so tht mosquito stay away frm him. now teji thinks 'daal main kuck kala hai, najar rakhni padegi' he calls faridaji to accompany him coz rb was going in the direction of jungle.
ok, so in jungle bharti meets rb and discussed the plan. basically she thot rb needs makeover, on the other side rb thinks similar for bharti, if she want to win yug then she needs makeover. well bharti insisted to remove his glasses first and so rb agreed upon it. dono itni baatein karte then ki dono ki battein hi khatm nahin hoti thi.
meanwhile for the first time bharti saw his eyes, always she had read those eyes when they were behind those glasses but today when she actually saw those bare eyes she totally hypnotized. on the other hand rb cudnt see anything without his glasses but he felt bharti is actually his soulmate coz she was creepier than his own mann.
meanwhile farida took vdo of both of them in the jungle. teji was shocked to see rb with bharti but then he soon realized they are made for eachother couple. tht jungle and night and tht not so romantic creepy scene was evident of that.

both saperated with heavy heart and GK was in the backgrnd , he smiled .. on the way home they both were thinking of eachother and GK s voice in bckgrnd 'kabhi kabhi pyaar ko panapne ke liye ek mulaqat hi kaafi hoti hai , to kya yeh do dil mil payenge?' little he knew their lovestory is now on camera and next day in both the villages ppl were talking abt this new mms clip on mobile.
teji was showing tht clip to his goat when DB overhears something abt this clip and demanded tht clip ..on the other hand neel recieved tht clip so he showed it to VA. DB-VA decided to meet in the mandir and on the way they both found ppl r talking abt tht clip only.. so first they got angry but then ramta jogi came there and he convinced both of them how rb-bharti are jodi made in jungle.
so finally rb signed diivorce papers and packed his bags , this time he has to carry two cassettes with him, one is his childhood memory (karamveer pulling his chaddi) and other is his first meeting with bharti in jungle. then they both live happily ever after (ofcourse in jungle)
and there comes this fav song of mine in the END
'jungle jungle baat chali hai pata chala hai.. chaddi pahan ke phool khila hai phool khila hai' (use ur imaginations , kaun sa phool khila hai)

🤣 anjali gooooooood one very funny!!!!!!! i am using my imagination ;)
Keeepp it coming guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wel let me think.......................

Originally posted by: rabees011

Possibility to remove our bookworm lallu prasad ji from the show:

Get bharti to like someone who lives in a creepy puraani haveli. After she falls for him, regularly show their meetings and coochie-cooing sessions i love this phrase, coochy coooing sessions😆😆😆. Then one day, ramsingh (the wafadaar naukar) should break the motor, so that there's no more water left. Then Yug's mom can tell bharti to get buckets of water from the antique kuwa (the kuwa built by vrinda's dadabeer ji, as a symbol to represent the gehri dosti between him and vikram aditya) that's lying in front of vrinda's maayka. She will go there with the buckets, and will see rajbeer feeding the chickens and the pigeons. She will laugh at his strange behaviour and start dumping the buckets in the kuwa one by one. When she is about to pick up one of the buckets, she will find it really really heavy and will almost fall inside the kuwa. Seeing this, rajbeer will run and grab her by her waist, and by accident he will end up tearing the silk material of her dress from the side of her waist. Bharti will bend her eyes out of shame and blushy blushy feelings😆😆😆blushy blushy feelings. This will ring ding dong bells in rb's gundha mind and he will fall for bharti. They can then make a plan to elope and find solace in a bhains tabela to start their new life. Before leaving, he can order the divorce papers, leave them on the table, and thus, do the justice that needs to be done to vrinda. Seeing those papers, yug and vrinda's faces will light up like thomas edison's electricity and they can tie the knot peacefully without thinking of the kabab mei haddiya and chaddiya hahahahahahahahaa. Then, rajbeer will elope with bharti, but she will show him the coochie -cooing pics of her and the puraani haveli mei rehnewala dude. She will ditch him like a hawk, press his nose playfully and start jumping on a jumping trampoline that rajbeer brought with him (so that when they have kids, their kids can jump up and down and keep themselves occupied, when rb and bharti are busy coochie-cooing).stop it rabees, my sides are splitting, omg, he came with preperation for their kids😆😆😆 Humaare lallu janab family planning ki tayari karke aaye the! Wah! Then rb will jump on the trampoline out of anger and this will make bharti jump even higher and finally she will land in the hands of the creepy dude in the puraani haveli. Bharti will then tie the knot with the creepy vampire and give birth to jumboo and palampi. On the other hand, rb will have osteoporosis, arthritis, diabetes meningitis, diptheria, white hair and wrinkles out of extreme depression and stress at the age of 31 gosh, are you sure you didnt leave any disease out, omg, ur just tooo funny yaar . He will then look at his buddhapan in a broken piece of mirror in the tabela and commit suicide!! HAHAHAHAHA😆Then we can see kekta ji picking up rb's arthi on her shoulders and going to the shamshaan.😆

Originally posted by: 100GIRL

wel let me think.......................

1)simply 1 rb bumps intoa tree whil walkin n gse ina coma 4 eva

2)next 1 sum hw rb is a ghost n peple fnd out levn him 2 go back

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm non of dem r funny bt tot ill hve ago1

LOL!

lol anjali, that was just WICKED. 😆😆😆, he takes a belan with him in the jungle, hahahahahahahhahaah.

Thanks shab!!😆I wish we could make these videos as easily as we write these passages.😆