Uma: You were right, I was wrong!
Kanak: Wow, a fully grown man saying this shit. I am sure the writers are high.
Uma: God, how much should I smile? This is enough for another 200 episodes.
Kanak: Bade Acche Lagte Hai, Aaap!
Uma: I should notice that suddenly you have started this Aaap drama. Before it was tum. But, God, I am tired of smiling in this scene.
Kanak: Okay, okay! We are losing focus. Can you repeat that I was right?!
Uma: In your dreams, Lady! The writers are delusional but not stupid.
Kanak: Okay, can you say I love you?
Uma: In your dreams, Lady! The writers are delusional and sadists. We are friends now!
Kanak: That's okay! We can be friends with benefits!
Uma: Really? How do we upgrade?
Kanak: In your dreams! I will go and meet my friend now who is so important in my life apparently, that in the 200 episodes he never got a mention.
Uma: Right! And Masi is going to teach me the differences between progressive and traditional people today! Yuppie!
Meanwhile in Ladnnum Bazzar,
Thanks for showing the spelling, I thought it was Ladno!
Kanak: Clearly, a man is making sounds that a dog makes. But, I need to get scared. God, what all they make me do in the name of acting?!
Jai: I was such a random thought in the mind of the writers that, even my name is only three letters!Jai!
Vansh: Random characters ki Jai!
Kanak: I am shocked we could afford Jai. Saras is playing double role, I get recycled clothes, we have packed off Meena and Mute ji, and Uma's kurtas were getting washed and ironed in the middle so that we could recycle them too.
Vansh: That's why he was shirtless in so many scenes?! Wow!
Jai: Don't worry guys. Buy me an ice cream. I am fine, seriously!
Vansh: I will leave cos there is nothing much to talk with my own sister that I love so much. Bye, behna!
Kank: Yes, I don't care about you either. Bye!
Masi and Uma come to the same Bazzar.
What were they doing there?
We don't know!
Oh, Vansh is also there and Kanak and Jai are just in front and they don't notice the trio. How?
We don't know!
Masi: She's young, she's free. She is eating ice cream! Oh, she is progressive!
Uma: I am old. I am blind. I listen to my mom. Oh, I am traditional!
Star Plus : Rishta wahi, Soch NAyeee!
Masi: You didn't trust your wife. You wanted the divorce. You told janam janam ka saath. But then now you are upset that she is eating ice cream with another man. Obviously you should call her modern and progressive and blame her. How else will you satisfy your male ego?!
Uma: My autobiography should be named, "EK tha Doctor.
Later,
Kanak: I will hum the title song cos who cares to be bothered to think of another song?
Uma: Mummy, my ego is hurt. I am offended. I will be a little kid about it.
Kanak: What happened, my baccha?
Uma: You are progressive!
KanaK: Aree, but why?
Uma: you are progressive.
Kanak: You are hot!
Uma: You are progressive.
Kanak: God, Masi's new virus is doing its job already. Where is the anti virus? God, if I knew then all the women in India would thank me.
Later,
Adi comes to do Suryanamaskar with six packs. How did he manage that with his life style?!
I still don't understand why you can't do Yoga with your clothes on?😕