Laughs -- Half Day

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.

Class: Hooray

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?

Pupil: Not very much!

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Man

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football

Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

School Secretary: Who is this?

Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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Man

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Father: How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen

on the time in-between!

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Man

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?

Pupil: How did you know?

Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

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