How to Romance your newly wedded (now estranged) wife? Ft. Ghonchu S R

Posted: 1 years ago

1001 lessons from Villian Singh Rathore:




  1. When she's looking for compliments on her looks - don't say you look beautiful, but instead tell her you look like wife of THE GREAT ARYAN SINGH RATHORE.
  2. Serve her energy drink while she's working. And when she finds it kadwa, threaten to shut down the company while feeding her sweets.
  3. Don't say "I love you" - instead pull her close and yell that "jab se tum aayi ho meri zindagi badal di" 






... To be continued

(Feel free to add your own moments of clownery by Mr. Villian 😆)


Ps: edited it to say 1001 instead of 101 because inka lamba jaane wala hai 🌚

Edited by SundariP - 1 years ago
Posted: 1 years ago

4) When she asks "tum hamko apan maanat ho"


"Haan ..Apni employee"🤭


5) "main sabse jeet sakta huin.. lekin harta huin toh apni maa ki smile se..didi ki daant se ..aur tumhari...."

Jaise hi special feel karane ki baat aaye toh bas wahi baat " Udhaar rahi" boldo 🤦‍♀️

Posted: 1 years ago

You forgot the classic 


Tum mere liye kuch nahin, nahin ho


Which girl wouldn't swoon? Ghonchu

Posted: 1 years ago
Originally posted by Wilddreams


4) When she asks "tum hamko apan maanat ho"


"Haan ..Apni employee"🤭


5) "main sabse jeet sakta huin.. lekin harta huin toh apni maa ki smile se..didi ki daant se ..aur tumhari...."

Jaise hi special feel karane ki baat aaye toh bas wahi baat " Udhaar rahi" boldo 🤦‍♀️

 7. When you see your wife with a man her ex in a room with a door ajar, do not conjure up scenes of immaculate coitus.

8. Instead, show implict trust and walk away with closing the door to give her privacy to finish her conversation.

Edited by Deltablues - 1 years ago
Posted: 1 years ago

When she say she want to be good bahu for ur Mom, tie her up in bed room🤣

Posted: 1 years ago
Originally posted by PrincessDiana


When she say she want to be good bahu for ur Mom, tie her up in bed room🤣

When the girl says i look like Goat .. correct her by telling  "you are not Goat but a Gaddhi instead"  😌🤣🤣🤣

Edited by Wilddreams - 1 years ago
Posted: 1 years ago

Hug her to make sure she is okay , then drop her awkwardly!!

Posted: 1 years ago

When she is trying to embaress you by being a naukrani join her 🤣🤣

Posted: 1 years ago

Originally posted by bips


You forgot the classic 


Tum mere liye kuch nahin, nahin ho


Which girl wouldn't swoon? Ghonchu

swoon worthy double negatives

https://tenor.com/PvKf.gif

Posted: 1 years ago

Originally posted by bips


You forgot the classic 


Tum mere liye kuch nahin, nahin ho


Which girl wouldn't swoon? Ghonchu


u took mine. 🤡
koi na. I will add 

“ I trust my wife”





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