How to Romance your newly wedded (now estranged) wife? Ft. Ghonchu S R

1001 lessons from Villian Singh Rathore:

1. When she's looking for compliments on her looks - don't say you look beautiful, but instead tell her you look like wife of THE GREAT ARYAN SINGH RATHORE.
2. Serve her energy drink while she's working. And when she finds it kadwa, threaten to shut down the company while feeding her sweets.
3. Don't say "I love you" - instead pull her close and yell that "jab se tum aayi ho meri zindagi badal di"

... To be continued

(Feel free to add your own moments of clownery by Mr. Villian 😆)

Ps: edited it to say 1001 instead of 101 because inka lamba jaane wala hai 🌚

4) When she asks "tum hamko apan maanat ho"

"Haan ..Apni employee"🤭

5) "main sabse jeet sakta huin.. lekin harta huin toh apni maa ki smile se..didi ki daant se ..aur tumhari...."

Jaise hi special feel karane ki baat aaye toh bas wahi baat " Udhaar rahi" boldo 🤦‍♀️

You forgot the classic

Tum mere liye kuch nahin, nahin ho

Which girl wouldn't swoon? Ghonchu

Originally posted by: Wilddreams

4) When she asks "tum hamko apan maanat ho"

"Haan ..Apni employee"🤭

5) "main sabse jeet sakta huin.. lekin harta huin toh apni maa ki smile se..didi ki daant se ..aur tumhari...."

Jaise hi special feel karane ki baat aaye toh bas wahi baat " Udhaar rahi" boldo 🤦‍♀️

7. When you see your wife with a man her ex in a room with a door ajar, do not conjure up scenes of immaculate coitus.

8. Instead, show implict trust and walk away with closing the door to give her privacy to finish her conversation.

When she say she want to be good bahu for ur Mom, tie her up in bed room🤣

Originally posted by: PrincessDiana

When she say she want to be good bahu for ur Mom, tie her up in bed room🤣

When the girl says i look like Goat .. correct her by telling "you are not Goat but a Gaddhi instead" 😌🤣🤣🤣

Hug her to make sure she is okay , then drop her awkwardly!!

When she is trying to embaress you by being a naukrani join her 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: bips

You forgot the classic

Tum mere liye kuch nahin, nahin ho

Which girl wouldn't swoon? Ghonchu

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Originally posted by: bips

You forgot the classic

Tum mere liye kuch nahin, nahin ho

Which girl wouldn't swoon? Ghonchu

u took mine. 🤡
koi na. I will add

“ I trust my wife”