How to prepare for Suhana Khan torture ?

It’s obvious that a lot of research is being done to launch and inflict this Suhana Khan into our industry. My question is how can I prepare myself to endure such torture ? 7 years later I still can’t digest any Alu, so how will I handle two tortures at the same time? How can I ensure my gag reflex doesn’t act up? 

How will I gain the courage to go from Alu to Suhu, another level lower? 

I grew up watching people like Kajol, Aishwarya, Rani..... and now I have to downgrade my vision and standards to accommodate average looking untalented nepotistic betiyan because I’m forced to? 

If Alia flares her nostrils and gets awards - then Suhu’s nose is going to drip, usko kya denge? I’m worried about everyones cinematic health.

 All resources, nepotistic tools and politics will be used to ensure that Suhana will not only be shoved down our throats, but permanently lodged in our esophagus.   

She looks like SRK with wig

OT: She is going to be the next superstar. There's nothing you or I can do to stop her advent and inevitable rise in the labyrinths of nepotistic Bollywood. Better we get used to the idea already.

And guess who her only comp. will be?

I don’t care about her 

 what about ananya and shanaya

I’m so tired of these awful looking girls. My eyes demand an apology from me everyday for inflicting this upon myself. Seriously what is going on? We have to do better, we have to make Bollywood great again . 

Someone tell me who I need to harass to get this done? 

Karan Johar

SRK vs Ajay all over again. This time with wigs.