Upcoming episode on Dec 29-Fun Take Scenario! :)

Morning wake up song booms aloud on BB House Stereo and housemates get jolted upright on their beds to Mukesh classic,"Jeena Yahaan, Marna Yahaan, Is Ke Siwa---Jaana Kahaan?"

Gaurav is seen scratching his beard, Monalisa is gyrating enthusiastically and so is Om Ji.

Nitibha's eyes have swelled up and she is resembling a toad with lipstick. She stands still for 20 seconds, executes a thhumka and stands still for 20 seconds once again.

Manu-Manveer had been gossiping till 3.52 A.M. in morning and are in no condition to get up. Manu squeezes his pillow over his exposed left ear, whereas Manveer merely extends his hands out of blanket to slow-clap and let Bigg Boss know he has woken up!

Lopa is grinning ear to ear and is seen dancing barely a feet away from Om Ji. Suddenly, Lopa recalls something and visible anger replaces big grin on her face and she sneaks some 15 feet away from Om Ji. 😕

10.30 A.M. KITCHEN AREA:

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Yahaan Bani aur Gaurav kuchh baat-cheet kar rahe hain. --------------Bani ka ye aaj subah se baarahnvaan (12th-) Paraanthe-Andaa nashta hai, aur Gaurav unhein pyaar se ghoor rahe hain!

GAURAV: Kaun Sa Paranthha enjoy kar rahi hain aap Bani Ji?---

BANI (Rotating eyes with skills of a chameleon, takes a big bite): Hindi mein pata nahin kya kehte hain bhaai---English mein Radish bolte hain----Radish ka paranthha---

GAURAV: Hmm! Mooli Ka Paranthha!----No wonder!----Hmm---AC bhi kharaab hai shaayad-----ajeeb si smell hai yahaan------😕

BANI (Takes another big munch): Ridiculous!-----Saaf Saaf bolo naa Bhaai---ki you feel because of Radish---wo---Mooli ka paranthha I--------

GAURAV (The Actor takes over): Kya maine aapse aisa kuchh kaha? 😲----Kahaa maine aapse ki because of Mooli Parantha aap----

BANI: Ofcourse aapne kaha!----Yo said no wonder------------then you f***ing clearly said out of order AC, -----------bad smell---blah-blah-blah-blah------God"give me a break----petty people and their f***ed up pettier issues----(grunts a big Hunnnhhh----ohhh----Hunnnhhh-------aaarghhh) 😡

GAURAV (Stunned stare, actor in flow): As always---aap ko samajhne mein problem ho rahi hai--------Aapne delicious Mooli Ka parantha banaya-------Ghar Ka AC Kharaab hai--------ek ajeeb si smell aa rahi hai-------------YE----TEEN---ALAG-ALAG BAATEIN HAIN DAMMIT-------In teen alag alag baaton ka-------- aapas mein-------- KOI RELATION NAHIN HAI----samjhi aap----??

BANI (Cleans off the last bite off her plate & executes few facial twitches): Sab samajh gaye bhaai-----hum bhi------aur jo viewers dekh rahe honge wo bhi-------so don't even try Mr. Chopra---

GAURAV (Walks off like roothhi Mehbooba ): Aap se toh baat bhi karna impossible hai----fine----I am leaving! 😕

Gaurav walks 4 steps, stops and with pleading looks that scream "Please Bula Lo Mujhe Bani", looks at Bani!

BANI (Scorn & mock writ large on face): What Mr. Chopra? Shall I sing a good bye song? 🤔

Gaurav limps away to living room. He definitely is giving lot of interesting content off late.

Till last week, only Bani used to walk off during their unfinished conversations. Last one week, Gaurav seems motivated and has walked off every single time. Safe to assume he is cementing his place for a podium finish! 👏

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DOPAHAR 3.40 BAJE:

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Yahaan Pool area mein Lopa aur Rohan aapas mein baat kar rahe hain aur aane waale Bigg Boss dwaara diye jaane waale Kaarya ke liye, apni ran-neeti bana rahe hain------

ROHAN: Yaar samjha kar na yaar Lopa-----koi bhi---koi bhi task dein Bigg Boss-----hum dono ne bas toilets mein ghus jaana hai----agal-bagal waali----Tumhein opposite team ki pakad mein nahin aana hai bas------baaki main dekh loonga! 👍🏼

LOPAMUDRA (Giggles): Paagal ho tum!😆------Har task mein kaise enter kar sakte hain toilet mein----for example agar Bigg Boss task de dein ki kaun jyaada Appy Fizz ki bottles pee sakta hai----😆

ROHAN: Haan toh problem kya hai yaar?--------- 10-10 Bottles le ke ghus jaayenge toilets mein-----ulta aur bhi accha hai---aadhi bottles toilets mein khaali bhi kar sakte hain----who can prove ki humne saari drinks nahin pee?

Lopa and Rohan do a cheerful Hi-five and move away to hall area confidently!

SHAAM 8.30 BAJE:

Om Ji, Manveer, Manu and Mona are seen conversing.

Nitibha, with her brain thinking of how to tackle Lopa and what to speak with Bani, is sitting with them too!

MANVEER: Yaar Baba, badi hi neech aatma hai teri-------kasam se yaar!

MANU: Sadi hui aatma----Sadi-Gali Aatma!!

OM JI: Aatma kabhi sadi hui nahin hoti---

MANU-MANVEER (in Chorus): Hai------teri aatma sadi hui hai----

OM JI: Tum moorkh logon ko kya pata?----Bhagwad Gita mein Bhagwaan Krishan Ji ne kaha hai---naina chindanti astri naina dahati pvaka |,na caina kledayantypo na oyati mruta---

MANVEER: Matlab? 😲

OM JI: Matlab aatma ko na Shastra kaat sakta hai, naa aag jala sakti hai, na Paani bhigo sakta hai!-----Bade aaye tum aatma ko sadaane waale!

MANVEER: Ek baat hai----NO-LAGE poori poori hai is dhoort aadmi ko---😆

OM JI: Dhoort-Makkaar tum ho--------😡

MANU (Extends his arm to stop Manveer trying to say something): Dhoort Makkar tu jaise nahin hai be Pakhandi? 😡----Khud ko Brahman ---Swami bolta hai-----Murge tu phaad raha hai,--------- Bakre tu chabaa rahai hai-----Andey Bani ke baad tu sabse jyaada khaata hai----😡

OM JI (Smiles): Maine aaj tak Meat-Murga-Anda kabhi bhi nahin khaaya hai---🥳

MANVEER (Gets angry): Chaante maaroonga main tujhe----------Jhootha insaan-----Kitni baar---kitni baar khaaye hain tune Andey-Mutton-Chicken wagairah----mere saamne! 😡

OM JI: Main Janam se Brahman nahin hoon----ek Dalit parivaar mein maine Janm liya------kyunki Paida hote hi main bolne laga thha---mere Guru Ji ne mujhe Shishya bana liya---mujh Pe Ganga Jal chhidak diya aur kaha aaj se tu Brahman hai---bas! 👍🏼

MANU (Shrieking uncontrollably): Abey Makkaar aadmi! ---Teri is kahaani ka tere Mutton Chicken khaane se kya relation hai Paagal ? 😡

OM JI: Relation Hai!-----Main Bhi Jab Bakre ka meat khaata hoon, Ya Ande khaata hoon ya Chikan khaata hoon-----toh Jal ko Ganga Jal ka sammaan dete hue-----------------------un pe pehle Ganga Jal chhidakta hoon aur kehta hoon---Tum Janam Se Bakra ya Bakri thhe lekin Ab Aloo ho------Tum Janam se Murga ya Murgi thhe but ab Gobhi ho-------Tum Janam se Andey thhe lekin ab, Angoor ho!

Mona's mouth is so wide open that a desperate crow or pigeon mother could consider it a suitable space for laying their eggs! 😲

MANVEER(LONG STUNNED SILENCE& THEN GIGGLES UNCONTROLLABLY): Abey Manu Seth-----Yehi hai Bigg Boss ki Trofi ka Winner Bhaai----hum log toh time kaat rahe hain bas----hehehehehehe!😆

MANU: Sahi mein yaar-----charan kahaan hai tere Mahaan aatma???----Aage kar---tere paon pakad kar, kheench kar----giraana hai tujhe! 😡

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I loved this hahaha gaurav bani wala was so apt i could actually imagine them doing that😆. Gaurav walking off with pleading eyes🤣. Ropa rohan n lopa was damn cute. Rohan bathroom me ghuss jayenge🤣. Manu n manveer gaali deing to babaji 😆. Babas explaining hehe.

Good post, i enjoyed all of them especially the dhongi one lol 😆

Nitibha's eyes have swelled up and she is resembling a toad with lipstick. She stands still for 20 seconds, executes a thhumka and stands still for 20 seconds once again. 🤣

Toad with lipstick 😆

awsome u back in form cruiser

toad with lipstick 🤣

Great post, very hilarious. Thank you so much Cruiser ji..

Nice take Cruiser.
Enjoyed reading the piece.All parts are funny but Baba-Manu-Manveer portion is damn hilarious.😆

Niti pauses for 20 secs,then tries thumkas and then again pauses for 20 secs...hahaha
Niti resembling toad with lipstick is too good.😆

Lopa dancing with Swami but remembering his actions distancing herself-this part is good too.

RoPa part is hilarious.So is GauBani's.

But Ganga jal chirak ke dalit se brahman ban jana and non-veg food getting transformed into veg after being sprinkled with Ganga jal is the best part of this take.Loved it.😆

Ahaha am I the only one who reads it in their voice and tone?
😆 😆