Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE)

The first fun take for this season is here:

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-season-10/4735299/fun-post-un-dekha-action-snippets-of-october-18th-episode-not-shown

And now...

The Weekend special arrives.👏

Loud bang, colorful smoke on a dazzling set and surround sound stereo booms aloud,"Khoon Mein Tere Mitti"Mitti Mein Tera Khoon------Oopar Allah, Neeche Dharti beech mein tera junoon---Re Sultan, Re Sultan" 🥳

Grand entry of Salman Khan to the beats of Re Sultan"Re Sultan!

Flanked by 16 beautiful Russian-Ukrainian babes replacing Haryanvi girls, our extremely good looking, pint sized Sultan enters, wide eyed, chest puffed out, arrogant wrestler expressions on face & his chin swinging from right shoulder to left shoulder, pause of two seconds & then swinging back from left to left shoulder!

Salman climbs atop his invisible GHODA and is now in front of nervous looking Commoners & confused looking Celebrities on the giant screen of Bigg Boss-10! 😕

One look & its obvious, diligent homework done by many of the Commoners has better prepared them on what to expect from Salman. Together they greet Salman with a mixed cacophony of whooo---hooo----Yayyy Salman Khan---------(Om Swami Ji's voice concludes it all with a "Swaagat hai Staron ke Super Star, Salman Khan Ji aap ka).

SALMAN (Eyes twinkling, arrogant smile on face): Shukar hai Swami Ji aap ne Sitaron ke Super Guitar nahin bola-------kaise ho sab?

Forced laughs at Salman PJ & Mixed screams of Fine-Ek Dum Mast-Super-First Class are heard! 😕

SALMAN (zeroes in on first target): Lokesh! Lokesh Kumari. Kaisi hain aap?

NOTE: When Lokesh speaks, her voice goes up and down, a Mexican wave kind of dialogue delivery. Her sentences have accent as well as innocence. Read aloud her sentences, three words in high pitch, three in low----😆

LOKESH (Scared deer's eyes): I am very very fine Salman Khan Sir. And by grace of God I hope you are fine too Sir. 😲

SALMAN (Giggles a bit, Hyena Starter laugh): 😃 Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein! ------Main acchha hoon!-------Hmmm Show mein aane se pehle toh aap keh rahi thhi show mein ye karoongi, show mein wo karoongi----------hain kahaan aap? Dikhti hi nahi ho?

LOKESH: Main nahin dikhti? Aisa kaise ho sakta hai Salman Khan Sir? ------Bigg Boss ke ghar mein Fifty-five kameraas are there naa? ------How can they miss me Salman Khan Sir? -----Bachpan mein main Chakraasan karti thhi, when I was doing Yogas, Sir. ------Abhi Maddikal condition se I have become like a Chakra. -------My kamar has become Kamraa Salman Khan Sir, how Kameraas not see me Sir? 😲

SALMAN (Hyena laugh kick starts): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-------Two fathers!----Do-Do Papa! Ye Do Papa ka kya raaz hai Lokesh? 😉

LOKESH: Woh actually mein naa Sir, Humaare house ki Street pe naa, ek Lala Ji ki shops hai. ---Main jab chhoti si thhi naa----nahin----I mean---small toh mein abhi bhi hoon---but I was not long than and was verrry small I mean I was naa-----toh main Lala Ji ko Papa Ji bolti thhi naa----and he used to give me Cadbury ki Eclairs waali chocolate.-------- Kabhi Kabhi main ek din mein unko 10-12 baar Papa bol ke 10-12 Cadbury ki Eclairs waali chocolate khaa jaati thhi. ------Isiliye ab mere do Papa hain. He is my main Papa now.-------You know Salman Khan Sir? Meri do mummies bhi hain!

SALMAN (Wipes a tear of joy): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein---Do mummy? Wo kaise Lokesh?

LOKESH: Ek meri waali mummy---Ek Terrace waali Mummy! Mother Terreca naa? ----Wo toh poore world ki mummy hai na actually---She is mumma of whole worlds. 😲

SALMAN (Full Hyena Laugh now): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Ohhh---Ohhh---Haan Hain...------Mother Teresa poore world ki mummy hain---Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein 🤣

Abruptly Salman stops his laugh, & his cocky Sultan look returns.

SALMAN (jerks his head towards next target): Swami Ji----

OM SWAMI (Resembling a bearded langoor, starts smacking his lips with tongue in nervousness): Ji Salman Khan Ji---Meda Dandwat Pdanaam sweekaad kadein----

SALMAN: Aap kehte hain aap Tantra-Mantra ke gyaata hain? ------Gyaani hain?

OM SWAMI: Ji Salman Ji-----Main Tantda-Mantda ka pdkaand vidwaan hoon-------

SALMAN: Tantra Mantra mein kya cheez sabse jyaada aham-----sabse important hai Swami Ji? ------Kya cheez sabse jaroori hai?

OM SWAMI: Tantda-Matda mein sabse zadoodi cheez hai shabdon ka sahi ucchhadan-------

SALMAN: Ucchaaran? -------You mean Pronounciation?

SALMAN: Swami Ji, Main Kuchh Naam Loonga---aapko adhik se adhik do shabdon mein bataana hai ki aap in ke bare mein kya sochte hain! -------Are you ready?

OM SWAMI: Ji Salman Ji---

SALMAN: Manveer Gurjar"

OM SWAMI: Atyadhik Utpaati---

SALMAN: Hein-Hein-----Manoj Punjabi---

OM SWAMI: Vaanar Jaati-----

SALMAN: Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein------ Lopamudra"

OM SWAMI: Vishwaas-Ghaati

SALMAN: Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha 🤣

LOPAMUDRA (Shocked expressions): 🤓 Haww! Aapne phir mujhe Vishwaasghati kaha? Aap ko shame nahin aati? ---------Baar Baar ek hi faaltoo baat karte ho---

OM SWAMI: Hazaad baad kahoonga, Madte Dum Tak kahoonga---Aap Devi Ho, Poojneey ho-----Main Devi ka uppasak hoon, aapki upaaasna bhi kadta hoon------but aap Vishwaasghaati ho!

LOPAMUDRA (Angry as hell now): Naheen chaahiye aap ki Pooja mujhe-----ye chappal ulti pehni hai aapne------------aur aur kacchha bhi ulta hai aap ka---

OM SWAMI (Pained, angry voice):Aaj ke yug mein Aryavart Ki Naariyon ke Chaaritra ka Patan ho chuka ha Salman Ji---😡---Main inhein Devi keh raha hoon aur ye meri Chappal ko dekh rahi hain----mere kacchhe ko ghoor rahi hain!---Salman Khan Ji meri aap se kar-baddhh praarthana hai ki Lopamudra Ji ko ya toh is show se baahar keejiye---------nahin toh Karaagar mein daaliye inhein!----------Warna Ye Prithvi rasatal mein chali jaayegi---------Srishti ka sampoorna vinaash ho jaayega ---haaan!----Arey? ----------Kya main nagnaavastha mein hoon?---------Kya main nirvastra hoon?----- Laal choga pehna hai maine-----kacchha ultaa hai ya seedha----dekha kaise inhone?-----Ye toh nitaant duraachaar-vyabhichaar- ghor paap hai Salman Khan ji! 😡

SALMAN (Hyena falls down laughing now): Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Ohhh---Ohhh--- Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Ohhh---Ohhh----Swami Ji ka Gusse ke maare Ucchaadan Ucchaaran ho gaya----- Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Ohhh---Ohhh--- Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! Ohhh---Ohhh! 🤣

And the show goes on-----😕😕😕

Jhelte Rahiye Ye Manhoos Programme...Bigg Baas! 🤢🤢🤢

Originally posted by: Briyanikidaig

Omggg

This is so 🤣 I don't know how you write.

Flawless cruiser👍🏼