MERE JEEVAN SATHI
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THERE WAS A HUGE SIGN BORD INFRONT OF A MARRIAGE HALL WRITTEN AS ARJUN WEDDS RIYA.
Dono family ke log shadi ke tayyariyon me jute hue hai. Aur Usi shadi ke mandap me 2 log apne aap me hi koye hue hai Arjun aur Riya.
Arjun soch raha hai (ye meri zindagi kis mod pe agayi hai na chahte hue bhi mujhe shadi karni pad rahi hai. Mai to zindagi me pehle kuch karke dikhana chahta tha, Shayad Bhaghvan ki yahi marzi hai.
JO HOGA DEKHA JAYEGA)
Doosri tarap Riya ye soch rahi hai (pata nahi tum kaha chale gaye ho Prem, tumhare bina meri zindagi adhuri hai, tum mujhe aise kyu chod ke chale gaye, is wajah se mujhe is duffer Arjun se shadi karni pad rahi hai.
KHAIR JO HOGA DEKHA JAYEGA)
Idhar shadi ka pheron ka samay ho raha hai, pandit ji ne bola dulha aur dulhan ko le aye.
Arjun ke maa, baap Sameer ko arjun ko lane bejate hai.
Sameer: Are Arjun tu abhi tak tayyar nahi hu kya baat hai yaar.
Arjun kuch bole isse pehle Riya waha aajati hai.
Riya: Arjun Mujhe aapse Kuch akele me baat karni hai.
Sam waha se chala jata hai.
Arjun: jee boliye
Riya: Mai seedhe asli mudde pe aajati hu. Seedhi baat so bakwas SAMJHE YA SAMJHAUN?
Arjun gusse se: to apko yaha kisne roka hai.
Riya: to suno mai tumse shadi nahi karna chahti, aur mai prem naam ka handsome ladke se pyaar karti hu. Ye to meri maa baapu ki zid thi maine tumhe ha kehdiya. Nahi to mujhe tumse shadi karne ki koyi shouck nahi hai.
Arjun: Aap to aiyse baat kar rahi hai jaise mai hi shadi ke liy beqarar ho raha hu, waise mujhe bhhi aapme koi interest nahi hai.
Riya: to aapne shadi ke liye haa kyou ki?
Arjun: Kya kare majboori.
Riya: abhi bhi waqt hai aap is shadi se inkaar kar dijiye.
Arjun: Main kyun karu aap hi kar dijiye.
Riya: Aap na kisi kaam ke nahi hai bilkul nikamme hai.
Arjun: dekhiye aap is tarah se mera insult mat keejiye agar apko inkaar karna ho to kudh kijeye mujhe kyu uksa rahi hai.
Riya: Apse to baat karna hi bekar hai. Mai yaha se bhag rahi hu. Good bye (and Riya escapes from the backdoor)
Riya ko bhagte dekh Arjun: jab dulhan hi nahi to dulhe ka kya kaam?
Aur Arjun bhi waha se bhag jaata hai.
In dono ko bhagte hue ek ladka dekh leta hai aur mandap me jaakar bolta hai DULHA DULHAN DONO PEECHE KE DARWAZE ZE BHAG GAYE.
Ye sunte hi Sameer apna jaan bachakar waha se bhag jaata hai.
Bhagte bhagte Arjun Riya ko overtake karke age nikal jata hai.
Riya uske peeche peeche bahut door tak pahonch jati hai.
Riya ko apne peeche dekhkar Arjun: Aap mera pecha kyun kar rahi hai?
Riya: Mai apki pecha thodi na kar rahi hu, jaha jaha rasta hai waha waha mai jaungi.
Arjun: Apka Rasta mere peeche hi kyoun hoti hai?
Riya: Hello mister jyada bakwas mat karo aur chupchap apna rasta naapo.
Ye sunkar Arjun chup chap aage bad jata hai aur sochne lagta hai ab mai ghar to nahi jaa sakta abh kya karu.
Tabhi usko uski office ki alloted plat ki yaad aati hai aur waha jane ki soch leta hai. Aur taxi ka wait karne lagta hai, Riya bhi wahi aake rukh jati hai. Todhi der baad Arjun ek taxi ke andar baith jaata hai, doosri taraf se Riya bhi usi taxi mai baith jati hai.
Ise dekhkar Arjun bina kuch kahe chup chap baith jata hai, Nahi Arjun Kuch bol raha hai nahi Riya. Issi beech Arjun kha plat aa jata hai wo paise dekhe gadi se utarkar plat ke andhar jaake aaram se bait jaata hai.
Tabhi Doorbell bajti hai.
Arjun jake darwaza kholta hai aur shocked ho jata hai.
Arjun: Tum yaha?
Riya: Ha main. Koi problem hai kya?
Arjun: ha problem hai tum mere plat me kya kar rahi ho?
Riya: to is anjaan shehar me aur kaha jati, yah nahi mai kisi ko jaanti hu naahi mere paas itne paise hai jisse mai hotel me room kar pati, isiliye me tumhari plat me rehne aagayi.
Arjun: teek hai, kitne dino tak tum yah rukogi?
Riya: jab tak mujhe mera PREM nahi mil jata.
Arjun: Prem wohi tumhara bf hai na.
Riya: haan.
Arjun: teek hai main bhi usse dhoondne me tumhari help karunga. Chinta mat karo.
Riya: pata nahi wo kab milega?
Arjun: chinta mat karo wo mil jayega.
Raat ko Arjun hall me sofe pe so jaata hai aur Riya andar bed pe aaram se so jata hai.
Subah jab Arjun ki aankh khulti hai to usse kuch ajeeb sa smell aata hai, aur wo smell karte karte kitchen me pahonch jaata hai.
Aur dekhta hai riya kitchen me kuch kar rahi hai to Arjun puchta hai ye tum kya kar rahi ho?
Riya: breakfast prepare kar r rahi hu.
Arjun: kya banaya hai
Riya: omlet tum bhi khaoge?
Arjun: yuck chee, main ye sab nahi khata mai shudh Shakahari (pure vegitarian) hu. Isse bahar phenk do.
Riya: tum nahi khate ho to kya mai zaroor khaungi.
Arjun: doob maro, tumne to mera dharm hi bhrast kar diya.
Riya: itna hi nahi dopehar(afternoon) ke liye ye taza fish aur chiken tayyar hai. Aur fridge ka darwaza khol ke dikhati hai.
Arjun disgusting look deke waha se chala jata hai, aur todi der me ready ho ke office ke liye nikal jata hai.
In office
Arjun enters office
Sameer: Kaha the tum
Arjun: plat me.
Sameer: shadi se bhag kyou gaye
Arjun: wo ladki bhag gayi , isiliye mai bhi bhag gaya.
Sameer: tumhar to pata chal gaya par wo ladki kaha gayi
Arjun: wo to mere plat me hi hai.
Sameer:kya?
Then arjun narrates whole story.
Sameer: Wah Re Wah Kya jodi banayi hai bhagwan Ne EK DOOJE KE LIYE. Aur wo Prem chopra uska kya?
Arjun: jab wo mil jayega Riya ko uske sath bejh doonga.
Sameer: Tab tumhe bura nahi lagega?
Arjun: Nahi matlab Pata Nahi.
Sameer: Mere yaar tu to gaya kaam se abh to bhagwan hi tumhar malik hai.
Arjun: chalna chod us baat ko kaam karte hai.
Then both start to work.
In the evening Arjun enters his plat and get a big shock every thing in his plat has changed new tv, ac, furnitures etc
Arjun: Riya ye sab kya hai.
Riya: ye sab ghar ke important cheeze hai installment me liya hai, monthly installment bhar dena.
Arjun: kya? Tumne kya mujhe kahi ka Raajkumar samjha hai afterall mai ek ordinary assistant manager hu, ye sab kaise chuka paunga? Kya tumhare dady hame help karne wale hai. Bina waje hi museebat khadi kardi.
Ye sunkar Riya waha se gusse se chali jati hai.
Subah bhi Riya Arjun ko kahi nazar nahi aati, aur Arjun office chala jata hai.
Jab Arjun office se wapis aata hai to dekhta hai Riya kahi jaane ke liye tayyar hoke khadi hai.
Arjun: kaha ja rahi ho?
Riya: Meri callcentre me noukri lagi hai isiliyi ja rahi hu.
Arjun: ok all the best.
Riya: hmmmn
Aur Arjun plat ke andar jake fresh hoke Khana kha ke so jaata hai.
Subah byk ke awaz se Arjun ki ankh khulti hai aur window se dekhta hai ki koi ladka Riya ko byk se chodne aya hai.
And then doorbell rings
Arjun opens the door Riya enters
Arjun: wo ladka koun tha?
Riya: wo mere sath hi kaam karta hai, uska naam ANIKET hai, aur pass me hi rehta hai issiliye lift de diya.
Arjun: aise lift dene walon ko mai acchi taraha se jaanta hu zara zambhalke rahna.
Riya:tumhe tension lene ki koyi zaroorat nahi. Mai sab sambhal lungi.
Arjun: jaise tumhari marzi.
Riya wahan se chali jaati hai
In Office
ARJUN TELLS EVERY THING ABOUT ANIKET TO SAMEER.
Sameer: Tu ye sabh kyun soch raha hai , kahi tujhe Riya se pyar to nahi hogaya hai na?
Arjun: chal bakwas band kar eisa kuch nahi hai
Sameer: jaise tum kaho mujhe to kuch aur hi dikh raha hai.
Arjun angrily: Kya dikh raha hai tujhe?
Sameer: ku.. Ch.. Kuch bhi to nahi.
In the evening Sameer, Aniket aur Riya ko sath bike pe sunsan raste pe jate hue dekhta hai, usse kuch teek nahi lagta hai aur wo apni bike se unka peech karta hai aur arjun ko phone me sab kuch bata deta hai.
Aniket Riya ko lekar ek purani building pe le jata hai.
Riya: ye kounsa place hai ajeeb hai.
Aniket: abhi se dar gayi aage bahut kuch hone ko hai(then 4 of anikets friends arrive)
Riya then understands every thing
Riya: you cheat..
Aniket: ab koi fayda nahi hai Koi nahi aanewala
KOI ANEWALA NAHI AAA CHUKA HAI comes the voice of Arjun and Sameer.
Riya Runs toward Arjun and hugs him tigghtly.
Fir un villains ka haal kya hua hoga aap kudh soch sakte hai.
In Arjuns plat
Arjun: Riya ab tumhe kaam karne ke koi zarurat nahi hai, jab tak tume Prem ke sath na miladu tab tak tum mere zimmedari ho SAMJHI YAA ZAMJHAU.
RIYA: samajh gayi.
Sameer: Acha hai bahut accha hai ab mai chalta hu bye Arjun bye Riya
Arjun n Riya: bye bye
NEXT DAY IN OFFICE
Sameer Aur Arjun dono kaam kar rahe hai
Arjun: sam.. sam..
Sam: kya hai
Arjun: kuch kehna tha
Sam: to bakna matlab batao na
Arjun: Mujhe lagta hai mai riya se pyar karne laga hu.
Sam: isme naya baat kya hai mujhe to pehle se pata tha. Tumhe ab jaakar khabar hui. Fir bhi theek hai
Arjun: Use impress karneka koi idea batana
Sam: mere dimag me 1 plan hai tum follow karoge
Arjun: Zaroor
Sam:to sun
Sam explains the whole plan to Arjun
In the evening Sameer enters Arjuns plat
Riya: jee aap Arjun ke dost hai na.
Sameer: jee ha behan aapse kuch zaroori baat karni thi
Riya: Jee boliye
Sameer: jee woh , Arjun ka bahar ek ladki ke sath affair chal raha hai.
Riya: Kyaaa...?(opens her mouth wide open)
Sam: pata nahi wo ye sab kyou kar raha hai, kal us ladki ke sath candle light dinner bhi kiya hai usne.
Riya: kya
Sam: haa abh aap hi kuch kar sakte hai.
Riya: wo ladki koun hai?
Sam: apke plat ke baju wala plat me jo Mr & Mrs Sharma hai na unki beti ANUSKHA
Aur sam waha se apne chehre pe smile lele waha se kisak leta hai.
Riya feels little jelous
Riya: is arjun ko ye sab karne ki kya zaroorat thi
Tabhi Arjun plat me enter karta hai
Tabhi Sam ka call aata hai
Arjun acting: Ha Anuskha bolo
Riya is now fuming from inside
Tabhi doorbell bajti hai
Riya darwaza kolti hai
Samne Anushka Khadi hai
Anushka: Hai didi
Riya Angrily: hello
Anushka andar aate hue.
Hello Arjun bhaiya
Arjun chounkte hue: Tum
Anushka: Ha wo kya hai na agle hapte meri shadi hai.
Mera koi bhai nahi hai, par jab bhi me apko dekthi hu to aap mere bhaiya jaise lagte hai to aap zaroor meri shadi me ayiyega.
Arjun: ha zaroor
Riya Smilingly: Mai tho zaaroor avungi akhir tum Arjun khi behan jo ho
Anuskha goes from there
Riya starts laughing loudly
Riya: to Ye Anuska Tumhari Gf hai?
Arjun: Nahi
Riya: kal uske sath tum dinner pe gaye the?
Arjun: Nahi Bilkul nahi.
To be continued.
There will be 1 or 2 more parts.
Pls bear with me, it is my first attempt.Edited by Rajendra_Uppoor - 10 years ago
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