Recap: Rocket blasts inside Sameer, he cant take it anymore aur Wo behosh ho jata hai. . . . . . . . Note: In This part there is slight adult comedy. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. PART- 6
Arjun, Riya, Chotu, Shree and Kajol reach there and take him to the hospital. Doctor: Inhe kya hua hai. Arjun: Explains him all. Doctor: Theek hai hum dekhte hai. Arjun: Ok. Arjun: Wo rocket Sam ke paas kaise aaya. Chotu and Shree are looking at each other. Riya: Lagta hai, jab rocket place kar rahe the, tab misplace hua hoga. Choree take a sigh of relief. After some time Doctor came outside. Arjun: Doc Mera dost kaisa hai? Doc: Wo abhi be behosh hai, Unka open a*s surgery karna padega. Arjun: Ye kya hota hai, isse Sam theek tho ho jaayega na? Doc: Mai aisa operation pehla bar kar raha hu, aage bhagwan hi maalik hai. Arjun: Zara sambhal ke. Doc: Hum poora koshish karenge. After 3 hours Doc: Dekhiye Mr. ARJUN humne operation kar di hai. Unhe hosh mai ane mai time lagega. Filhal Unhe observation me rakha gaya hai. Arjun: Kya hum unhe dekh sakte hai. Doc: Haan. Then all starts walking towards Sameer's ward. Doc: Dekhiye ladies unhe na hi dekhen tho accha hai. Riya and Kajol: Kyoun? Doc: Chahe tho dekh lo, par ye mat kehna ki maine warn nahi kiya. Kajol aur Riya wahi Ruk jaate hai. Choree Sameer ko dekhte hue: Wah in logon ne tho sach me iska a*s open kardiya. Arjun: Shut up. Tum logo ko abhi bhi masaq soojh raha hai. Choree: Sorry bhaiyya. Arjun bahar aake: Tum log wapis chale jao mai yahi rukta hu. Riya: Mai bhi tumhare sath rukhti hu. Arjun: Tum sab jao main akela hi kafi hu. They all leave. Fir Sameer ko general ward me shift kiya jata hai.
In Kajol and Riya's Room Kajol: Tho tum kab baat kar rahi ho Arjun se. Riya: Kiss bare me? Kajol: Bhul gayi tu maine subhah ko kaha tha. Riya: Tum Arjun ke peeche kyou padi ho, tum usse accha koi ladka dund lo. Kajol: Mujhe wahi chahiye. Riya in mind: Wo kabhi nahi hoga Riya: Mujhe neend aa rahi hai, aur main so rahi hu. Kajol in mind: Tujhe kaisi neend aa rahi hai, mai sab jaanti hu. And she also sleep. NEXT MORNING Choree, Kajol and Riya in Breakfast table. Choree having their breakfast. Kajol Riya ki ears me: Tu kab baat kar rahi hai Arjun se. Isse Riya ko bohut zyada gussa aata hai, aur table se ut jati hai. Riya: Muhe hospital jana hai, Arjun ka breakfast dene. Kajol: Apni breakfast tho karlo. Riya: Mujhe bhook nahi hai, mai jaa rahi hu, and she leaves.
IN HOSPITAL Sameer ko fully cover kiya gaya hai, Aur Arjun uske bed ge bagal me so raha hai. Riya waha aati hai. Riya: Arjun uto Arjun fir bhi so raha hai. Riya Arjun ke paas jaake utane ki koshish karti hai, tab Arjun Riya ki hath pakad leta hai. Riya: Ye Arjun sote hue kitna cute lagata hai na, thodi der aise hi rehti hu, aur isse sone deti hu. Tabhi waha ek nurse aati hai. Ariya Ko aise dekh ke. Nurse: Agar aap ko romance hi karna tha, tho ghar me hi rukhte yaha kyou aaye hai. RIYA KA FUSE UD JATA HAI. Riya: Mai kya karu kya na karu, ye tumhe batane ki zaroorat nahi hai, Mai aise hi rahoongi, kya kar logi tum? Jo kaam karni aayi ho wo karo, zyada baat mat karo Samjhi Ya Samjhaun? In dono ki baat se Arjun ki neend khul jaati hai. Arjun: Ye kya ho raha hai. Riya: Kuch nahi, Ye nurse pagal ho gayi hai. Arjun: Jee aap kyou aaye hai? Nurse: Inhe injection dena tha. Arjun: Tho deejiye, aur haa aage se Riya se zara tameez se baat keejiyega. Nurse apna kaam karke waha se chali jati hai. Riya: Lo tumhara breakfast Arjun sara khana kha leta hai. Arjun: Tumne breakfast ki? Riya: Nahi. Arjun: Pehle batati tho hum share kar sakte the. Riya: Koi baat nahi. Arjun: Aaise kaise tum ye Apple kha lo, waise bhi Sameer ko hosh nahi aya hai. Aur Apple khat ke Riya ko khilane lagta hai. Tabhi Sameer Ko hosh aajata hai. Sam: Wah beta Arjun, Tumhar dost bina dana pani ka yaha leta hai aur tum Riya ko Apple khila rahe ho, La mujhe khila. Arjun: Tu khayega tho tujhe hi problem hogi. Sam: Kaise? Arjun: ye tu khud soch. Tabhi choree waha aate hai Chotu: Sameerji aap kaise hai ab, Jyada dard to nahi. Shree: Pata nahi wo rocket kaise aap ke paas aaya? And both are smiling. Sameer: Tum dono zyaada mat uchlo, wapis aaunga tho dekh loonga. . . . . . . . . DAYS PASS BY AUR AKHIR WO DIN AA HI JAATA HAI JAB SAM KA DISCHARGE HOGA. Aur Sabhi jaake Sameer ko wapis le aate hai
NEXT DAY Sameer: Arjun Mai bahar jaa raha hun ,office nahi aaunga aur Raat ko bhi wapis nahi aaunga. Arjun: Tu jaa kaha raha hai? Sam: Jab koi accha kaam karne jaata hai to aise poochte nahi, Bye Arjun have a nice day. And he leaves
SAMEER THINKING: aaj tak is Arjun, Riya, Kajol, Chotu aur Shree ke wajah se bohut kuch saha hai. Aaj to mai full masti ki mood me hu, Aaj kisi ladki ko pick karonga aur fir. . . . . Iske liye precautions to lene pandenge. He enters a mall aur aate hi camera ko dekhta hai. 2 people monitoring CCTV Footage. 1st man: Ye pakka chor hai. 2nd: Kaise 1st: Jo log chori karne aate hai wo aise hi camer dekhte hai, Fir Sameer idhar udhar dekhkte C0nd*m ki shelf ki taraf jaata hai. 1st man: Ye koi chor nahi hai, lagta hai pehli baar hai issi liye sharma rahai hai. Ek baccha mobile se Sam ki video le raha hai, Sam gave him a look. Tabhi ek aurat waha aa jati hai, Sameer Cdm ki packet fenk deta hai. Use wahi ladka uta leta hai. Ladka: Ye kya hai maa. Mom: Besharam kuch bhi uta leta hai rakh usse. Now Sameer is having an evil smile. 1st man: Zara zoom karo aur usse hi follow karo 2nd: Ok. Sameer packet uta leta hai, tabhi ek pehchan ke aurat aa jati hai. Lady: Sameer tum? Sam: Haa aunty aap yahan? Lady: Ye tumne kya halat bana rakhi hai, ye dadi aur mooch, dadi kyoun nahi banate. Sam: aise hi. Lady: Mai chalti hu, apna khayal rakhna. Sam cndm ke sath kuch aur cheeze bhi rakh leta hai thaki kisi ko pata na chale. Aur counter ke line me khada ho jata hai. Sam apna wallet dekhta hai, usme uska credit card nahi hai, par usme uska dad ka diya hua card hai. Sam: Aaj issi se kaam chala lete hai. Ab Sam ki baari aati hai Ek ek karke har cheez ko counter pe rakhta hai aur cndm ko hathon se dakh ke de deta hai. Counter pe ek 40 year ki women hai. Wo lady cndm ke packet ko hathon se uthathe hue zor ze bolti hai: D***x Flavours Combo Pack Iska kya rate hai? Doosra aadmi: 600 Lady: kya sunai nahi diya. Sameer dheere se: 600 Lady: Total 4000 hua. Sam gave her card Lady: Ye tumhara photo nahi lagta? Sam: Dad ka hai. Lady: Dadi, Mooche hai, fir bhi daddy ke paison pe aish. . . . . . . . . . . IN SAMEER'S HOUSE. Sameer ke daddy: Ye dekho Sameer ne mere card se 4000 ki shopping ki hai, pata to chale kya kharida abhi poochta hu. Mom: Jaane do na baad me pooch lete hai. Dad ignores her and call Sameer Dad: beta kya kya kharida. Sameer: Kuch nahi dad , ghar ke liye kuch zaroori saaman. Line me khade log Sameer ko hi dekh rahe hai. Dad: Itne ka itna bill? Sameer Ghusse se: Maine Cndom liya papa, A!DS aur Unwanted bacchon ki chutti. CNDOM bindass bol. Everybody in the line is laughing now. Sameer Style se apne bag uthake bahar jata hai, bahar jaate hi Sirf cndom ko rakh leta hai baki sab fenk deta hai. Sameers Dad is very much shocked now. Sameers Mom: Kya khareeda Sam ne. Dad: Yahi ghar ke zaroori Saman aur kya?
Sam Apna bracelet, chains, aur sara jewelleries lagake night club me jaata hai. Waha ek table pe bait ke beer peete hue ladkiyon ko dekh raha hai. Waha ek ladki dance flor pe nach rahi hai. Ladki Sameer ko dekhke ye sochti hai: Kafi maaldar lagta hai. Aur Seedhe Sameer ke table pe aake bait jati hai. INTRODUCING AYESHA KAPOOR Misterious Girl . . . Ayesha: Aap yaha akele kyu baite hai. Sam: aise hi. Ayesha: I am Ayesh Kapoor aur aap. Sameer: Sameer Rathod. Ayesha: Samees Nice name. Sam: Aur aap bhi. Ayesha: Coffee peene chale. Sameer: Is waqt? And remembers something (Arjun: Agar koi ladki raat ko Coffee ke liye pooche tho baat kuch aur hi hai) jee zaroor. Fir Aisha Sameer ko leke ek sunsan jagah le jati hai. Sam: Ye kaisa jagah hai. Aisha: Hamare liye perfect hai. Fir dono ghar ke andar chale jate hai. Aisha giving him glass: aap ek peg le lijiye tab tak mai aa jati hun then she goes. Sameer drinks it and start singing: O meri o meri o meri Aisha... O meri o meri Aisha. . . O meri o meri Aisha. . .
Aao na tarsawo na... Aao na tarsawo na...
O meri o meri o meri Aisha. . .
Tera kajal lekar raat bani... Raat bani... Teri mehndi lekar din uga... Din uga... Teri boli sunkar sur jage... Sur jage. .. Teri khushboo lekar phool khila... Phool khila. O meri O meri Ai...sha.. And he sleeps there.
Next morning Sameer ki ankhen khulti hai, Uske body me kuch bhi nahi hai, yaha tak uski Denim Jeans aur Check shirt bhi nahi hai. Aur aur aur Cndom ki packet bhi nahi hai. Sameer: Ye sali mujhe behosh karke sari ki sari cheze loot ke chali gayi, shirt bhi nahi choda ab mai ghar kaise jaunga. Its 6.00 Am in tge morning. Fir wo bahar jaake kuch hare patte(green leaves) ko apne kamar ke charo taraf lagake apni iyzat bachate hue bhag raha hai. Waha pe ek bakri (goat) khadi thi. Sameer ke pass hare patte dekh kar uske peeche bhagne lagata hai. Sameer: Ye bakri mere peeche kyu lagi hai. Mai bhi bhagta hu. Sameer ko aisa lag raha hai ki jaise bakri us se keh raha ho ki YE PATTE MUJHE DEDE RATHORE. Bakri Sameer ko chase karke sare patte kha leta hai. Aur firse Sameer ki izzat utar jati hai. Sameer: Hum pe kisne hara rang dala, kisi khushi ko maar dal, maar dala. Waha ek ghar ke bahar ek Sadi hai (Sari). Sameer usse churakar pehan leta hai, jaise taise karke Arjun ke plat jaa pohunchta hai. Aur doorbell bajata hai. Riya opens the door Riya: Jee behan jee. Sameer: Mai Sameer Hun. Riya: Kya? Tabhi waha par Kajol, Arjun aur Choree aajate hai. Arjun: Ye kya huliya ban rakhi hai apna? Chotu: Mujhe iska ye roop dekhke lagta hai, ye chakka hai aur raat ko kuch galat kaam karke aaya hai. Shree: Bilkul. Arjun: Abh mujhe bhi shaq hone laga hai. Sameer: Nahi Mai sach batata hu. Arjun: Pehle dress change kar fir baat karte hai. Baad Me Sameer Sabhi logon ko sach bata deta hai. Riya: Chee aap ne ye sab kiya? Kajol: disgusting. Fir Sameer sab ko sorry bolke mana leta hai.
In Evening Arjun is walking in small road. Arjun ke Chacha (Father's younger brother) usi road se aa rahe hai, Aur ek bhikari bhi hai. Arjun apne chacha ko dekh leta hai. Arjun: Ab kya karu. Tabhi Arjun ko ek idea aata hai. Arjun to Bhikari: Kya hum kapde exchange kar sakte. Bhikari Arjun ke kapde dekhte hue: Theek hai. Arjun: Sirf 5 minutes ke liye baad me wapis karna hoga Bhikari: Theek hai. Like we see in films in a flash dono ke kapde exchange ho chuke hai. Arjun apne chach ke paas se guzarte hue: Uncle 10 rs please. Uncle: Ye lo 100 maine pehli baar English bhikari ko dekha hai. Arjun: Thank you uncle. . . . . . . . . Arjun Bhikari ke paas jake: Mere kapde wapis karo. Begger: Excuse me, who the hell are you, and why are you talking to me. Arjun: Kutte mere kapde de. Begger: Hey you dirty begger, just get lost from here. Arjun: Dekh lunga MC kutte. Bhikari to people: Ye dekhiye bhikari mujhe tang kar raha hai, Fir sare log milke Arjun ko bhaga dete hai. Arjun: Ab mai is gandi dress pehan ke kaise wapis jau, Khair Raat to ho chuki hai, Khidki se andar jaunga. Arjun Reach his plat Arjun Pipeline se upar chadta hai. Aur wo seedha Riya ke room par rukhti hai. Arjun: Ab kya karu, Koi Nahi Riya tho hamari hi ladki hai, Gali degi to sun lenge. Riya Pehle hi Kisiko upar chadte dekh chuki hai, aur wo jaadu leke taiyyar hai. Arjun: Khud ja beta, and he jumps inside from window. Andar gusste hi Riya Arjun ko jaadu se maarne lagti hai. Arjun: Riya please mat maaro. Riya: Accha tum mera naam bhi jante ho, ye le aur maar kha. Arjun: Riya me Arjun hun. Riya: Tu kahan Arjun kahan, Uski standard hai, aur tumhara tho koi standard nahi. Arjun: Riya please mera chehra ek baar dekhlo fir apne aap pata chal jayega. Riya Arjun ko Sar se lekar paon tak dekhti hai aur usse pehchan leti hai. Riya: Arjun i am so Sorry, par tum is bhikari ke dress me. Arjun: Wo kya hai na, aur sara kahani bata deta hai. Riya: Tumhe jyada lagi tho nahi. Agar mujhe wo bhikari mil jaye tho uski aisi ki thaisi Arjun: Kya tum mera ek kaam karogi. Riya: kya? Arjun: Mere kamre me jaakar mera 1 pair dress la do, mai pehan ke chala jaunga. Riya: Abhi laati hu. Riya Arjun ki room ki taraf jaa rahi hai, Kajol ye dekh leti hai. Kajol: Kuch tho choot raha hai Riya. Riya Arjun ke kamre se Dress leke bahar aati hai. Isse dekhkar Kajol zor se chillati hai: Sabhi Log aa jao Riya Arjun ki kapde churake bhag rahi hai. Riya ek dum se dar jati hai. Choree aur Sameer bhi waha aajate hai. Is sub ko dekh kar Riya dress leke bhag kar apne room me jake lock kar leti hai.
TO BE CONTINUED. I have planned this SS for 3 parts but it is 6 now and still counting. PLEASE ACCHA YA BURA JO BHI HO COMMENT ZAROOR KARNA AND ALSO HIT LIKE BUTTON Silent readers atleast hit like.
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