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enigma17

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Posted: 13 years ago

#141

Originally posted by: AllSmiles86
Good morning :) As I lay in bed and deciding on tasks that I have to accomplish for the day, I can't help but feel like ASR. Did he have his secretary schedule his love making in his busy schedule amongst various other tasks he has such as go BANE on Dadi whenever she brings up the 'dreadful night'. I bet there are some serious state of the art security locks in that bag to stop the barging in by the Weeping Willow. Bahaha.

Aman will never be able to look ASR his boss in the eye anymore!😆

Bane costume as Bella suggested is a definite must for Devil Woman ( Dadi)

WW we will tie her to a tree in a far away land where she will spend many a day talking to the air, the trees and shaking and nodding her head at intervals

This will prepare her for her next revealtions on how the public adore her and ASR's scenes

Deluded notions alongside the deluded pregancy

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enigma17

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Posted: 13 years ago

#142

Originally posted by: CDlove

Hi Annie and all my other pointificator lovlies 😳 big hug!

I need this thread to rant myself off so just reserving my space. Will be back later.

PS- Catchy title Annie *wink wink*

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Hurry back

Catchy title

Lousy content/subject matter😆😆😆

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parheezGM

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Posted: 13 years ago

#143

u forgot to mention a flask of kesar or haldi wala dudh!! so that he can show off his prowess and impregnate her in one swift move!! (batman can do anything!!) 😉 😆

i dont knw if this is the right place to say this but the difference between vulgarity and classy (when it comes to portraying sex scenes) lies in the lighting!! 😉

but we the prudies will be contended to see hero heroine lying down together and then everything getting fuzzy!! ufff!!

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enigma17

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Posted: 13 years ago

#144

Originally posted by: timepassTP
u forgot to mention a flask of kesar or haldi wala dudh!! so that he can show off his prowess and impregnate her in one swift move!! (batman can do anything!!) 😉 😆

I need educating here.

A flask of kesar or haldi wala dudh?

ASR needs help impregnating Khushi?

Is this like a turkey baster?

I apologise in advance as I do not know the symbolism?

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parheezGM

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Posted: 13 years ago

#145

Originally posted by: enigma17

I need educating here.

A flask of kesar or haldi wala dudh?

ASR needs help impregnating Khushi?

Is this like a turkey baster?

I apologise in advance as I do not know the symbolism?

it is customary in india for the bride to make the groom drink milk on their honeymoon night. especially if it has haldi and kesar in it. it is supposed to work as an aphrodisiac as well as give the groom plenty of energy for the strenuous task ahead. 😉 ahem!!

i always wonder why isnt the bride given anything?? what if she wants to go on top too sometimes??!! (kuch zyaada ho gaya?) toh i am sorry...😕

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enigma17

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Posted: 13 years ago

#146

Originally posted by: timepassTP

it is customary in india for the bride to make the groom drink milk on their honeymoon night. especially if it has haldi and kesar in it. it is supposed to work as an aphrodisiac as well as give the groom plenty of energy for the strenuous task ahead. 😉 ahem!!

i always wonder why isnt the bride given anything?? what if she wants to go on top too sometimes??!! (kuch zyaada ho gaya?) toh i am sorry...😕

Really? Milk is suppose to fortify the man in his forthcoming task?

In ASR's case it will have to be a cattle prod!

That will thaw out the ice in his veins!!!!😆

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Fuzzbucket

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Posted: 13 years ago

#147

Originally posted by: enigma17

Thank you

You have them at a childrens' birthday party with the goody bag instead of a all night seduction attempt!!😆

I have a minor irritation of tonsilitis and ear ache. Thank you. I am feeling better

considering they are virgin lovebirds, you will have to lure them with the idea of a goody bag😉

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enigma17

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Posted: 13 years ago

#148

Originally posted by: Fuzzbucket

considering they are virgin lovebirds, you will have to lure them with the idea of a goody bag😉

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Fuzzbucket

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Posted: 13 years ago

#149

oh dear Arnav will have to stash away his goody bag under the bed and postpone his seduction plans yet again as the new spoiler by the riddle girl suggests that dadi the devil will be interrupting IT! we shouldn't be surprised I guess...