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Good morning my beauties Another glorious lazy hazy Sunday morning here I am to be found in a frivolous mood idling my time away So how are you my beauties? All is well I hope? Palpitations and giddiness encompassing you from the top of your head to the tips of your toes? Or are you so laid back you are virtually horizontal, my beauties
Swiftly moving on and sharing my rather self indulgent, carefree and trifling mood may I expose something my beauties
Thoughts on the contents of the bag!
The secret is out!
I have the answer right here right now!
Are you sitting on the edge of your seats perched precariously, eyes wide open in eager anticipation?
Well in that case wait no more. Who am I to tantalise and tease you?
I shall abate that non breathing moment into a KKGSR gasping moment
Ready?
Triology of Fifty Shades!
A Batman costume for ASR
A Robin costume for KKGSR
The Kamasutra
Some silk scarves
This is to anchor Mrs Raizaada in place so she does not keep stepping back as our hero advances in her direction
Some candles
Candle light can hide a multitude of sins soft focusing spotty dotty backs
Some rose petals
In case ASR is pong wiffy
Water !
Once can become rather parched when one is energised and rearing to go
Champagne to set the mood
KKGSR will need calming down prior to conquest as she could possibly exhaust the poor man even before the games have started
Now and again some pliability is much needed in certain given situations
Jalebis for afters...for KKGSR
Cigarettes for afters...for ASR
The smoke signal will proclaim the dastardly deed has been accompolished!!!
The maiden has been captured, captivated, conquered and is now languishing in her conquest scoffing her jalebis whislt our ASR watches with that smirk on his face wondering what the devil did he do with the Batman and Robin costume
Hope HP, OP or worse still Devil Woman ( Dadi) does not find them!!
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Veer Hanuman
