:It's A Cocktail Party! #6:{Invites Only} - Page 4

Originally posted by: Carabelli5

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha "Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi."
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!                

Originally posted by: Carabelli5

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

Originally posted by: Carabelli5

This one dedicated to OUR BELOVED RUBEL-BARUN SOBTI

 

Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, "Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?"
Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad "Bachcha Jal gaya hoga."                

Originally posted by: Carabelli5

Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab "LAASH" ka kya karu                

Originally posted by: ShwetaSunshine

Brush well! LOL!

Originally posted by: Carabelli5

Dishu's joke----bolded parts courtesy BElli ---thank u thank u

 

A scene between an IPK fan and her husband...

Wil you stop smooching over that stupid picture of Arnav and get over here?

*Wife chucks photo frame at husband*

Husband Fine

prints out a large poster of KKGSR and Stares at it endlessly

Hubby: Stop smooching over that stupid pic of Arnav get over here!

Wife: Chucks photo frame at hubby

Hubby: Prints big pic of KKGSR and stares and it..

Wife: rips up pic and topples hubby on the bed..

Husband silently cheers!

 

****MUGHAMBO KHUSH HUA**********