:It's A Cocktail Party! #6:{Invites Only} - Page 3

Originally posted by: ShwetaSunshine

Dishu'a offline :(

(I bet she's stalking this thread as a guest)

Hit me with them Gabbar jokes! I can do this!

why the f**k would i be stalking this thread like a guest? I was sleeping...ever you two heard of that? Excuse me for getting a good night sleep because someone yesterday told me too...

Anyways..wattup ppl? Belli yor gabbar jokes were tooo amazing!

Originally posted by: ShwetaSunshine

DISHA!!! You're ON!!!!

tumne bulaya aur hum chale aye :)

Gabbar : Kitne aadmi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..PAR MERA DIMAAG MAT KAO

Originally posted by: Carabelli5

hI sHWETZZZ

 

Hi Preyas how are ya?

 

 

ok so Dishu is not here which means i am alowed to repeat...

 

Gabbar: ye hath mujhe dede thakur...!
Thakur: lele.. mere hath lele,basanti ke b lele,Jai aur viru ke bhi lele,Champa ke bhi le le, Octopus ban ja Kaminey
Gabbar: sorry Janu...tu to emotional hi hogya

Originally posted by: Carabelli5

hI sHWETZZZ

Hi Preyas how are ya?

ok so Dishu is not here which means i am alowed to repeat...

Gabbar: ye hath mujhe dede thakur...!
Thakur: lele.. mere hath lele,basanti ke b lele,Jai aur viru ke bhi lele,Champa ke bhi le le, Octopus ban ja Kaminey
Gabbar: sorry Janu...tu to emotional hi hogya

i rofled soo hard on that! Belli i love you!

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

Originally posted by: Carabelli5

Gabbar : Kitne aadmi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..PAR MERA DIMAAG MAT KAO

bahahahah

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha "Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi."
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!                

Originally posted by: Carabelli5

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

This one dedicated to OUR BELOVED RUBEL-BARUN SOBTI