this is the most lamest joke i hv ever heard i was actually feeling low and a frnd told me just to cheer me up
whats the difference between an apple and an orange??
an orange can be orange colour but an apple cant be apple colour !!!
here is another one goshh this one made me laugh soo much
santa says to banta : mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, paisa hai, tere paas kya hai ?
banta : mere paas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai aur paisa hai.
santa : abee toh apni maa kiske paas hai πππ