Leaked : minutes of a confidential meeting on TMKOC sets.

Disclaimer : This is the most unreliable dramatic reconstruction. Read it at your own risk

Time 8.00 pm on any day

Place : sets of TMKOC

The director enters the room and sees that the Asst director (AD), story writer(SW) ,cameraman(CM) and creative director (CD)are sitting with a worried face.

D : What's the matter bhai, aap pareshan kyon dikh rahe ho ?

AD: Sir, they are worried about tomorrow's shooting. Kal kya dikhaye yehi pareshanni hai.

SW : since past one year I am totally out of ideas. I don't understand ki kya track likhu ?

CD: Upar se in channel wars mein serial ko 6 days ka bana diya. So We have to add one more day too.

D : what nonsense yaaron, itni si baat se aap yahan worried baithe ho ?main to ye problem ek saal se face kar raha hoon aur mere paas solution bhi hain.

Look guys. Serial roz 21-22 min dikhana hai. Ab usme 30 seconds recap dikhao, 30 seconds end mein taarak ka pravachan sunao. Ho gaya 1 minute! Taarak ka bhashan bhi dialogue writers ke paas 3 /4 versions hain, just shuffle them around and you are ready with his dialogues.

Next kal ka ek scene jahan pe serial khatam hua wo phir se dikhao. Even though viewers have seen it, repeat it as if jethalal is telling babuji or daya or the whole gokuldham about what happened to cause the trouble.

After this, let's show shocked expression of every member. Dhada dhada dhada karke. Agar happy occasion hain to smiling and happy expressions dikhao.

Then let every actor repeat his patent dialogue like bhide's ekmev secretary, popatlal's varishtha patrakaar, hathi, anajali, komal and everyone else's takiya kalams.

And ofcoarse Daya's hey maa maataji has to be shown atleast 3 times in a day. And her meri maa kahti hai dialgue 4 times. This should take care of half the serial time.

AD : but Sir ji, people are complaining a lot about Daya that it is very irritating now. Also what can we say that her mother has not already said.

D : No no no ! Daya ke bina serial nehi chalega. And it is not a problem. Koi bhi dialogue add kar do !

Like meri maa kahti hai baahar nikalte waqt chappal pahanani chahiye, isse pair saaf rahta Hai aur hame chot bhi nahi lagti. Or pick up your son's 4th class book and add those lines as her mother's.

SW : Ok, but what about Track ?

CD : idea ! Tapu ke school mein fancy dress dikha do.

D : what an idea, Sir ji. Fancy dress ! Wow ! Include Rita reporter to cover this event. All GS members will also dress fancily

AD : but sir ji, fancy dress in school ? they are not kindergarteners.

D : Oh, stop it, don't be a crybaby. Always disturbing us !

Tapu sena is not grown up according to original book, so we are sticking to original as far as possible, ok ?

Is bahaane I can show tapu sena in full form with Gogi crying like a baby. End mein let us show how Tapu helped poor kids from streets to Dress up and have fancy dress party.

Praising of tapu sena by everyone in gokuldham and school should take care of rest of serIal time.

CM : But how can I show everyone in the same frame ?

D : ab aap ko kya naye se sikhana padega. They will stand in a semi circle with baga nathu bawri abdul included.

AD : sir ji ab bhi thode minutes baaki hain

Asit Modi(AM) enters singing ," oh hailoo". I heard youuu !

Time hai to meri entry dikhao. I will come with a bouquet in a car and a star from bhojpuri film. Show everyone excited to see me. And a group dance with of coarse Daya's garba included.

You must give me dialogues also haan! About gokuldham scociety's greatness which will lead to our serial's greatness which ultimately mean my greatness !

I know that people absolutely are in love with my voice and I am planning to insure my voice for 1 crore.

And ofcoarse dom't forget jai ambe maat ki has to come from Daya or me every day. Thank you ambe maata ! Aap ki vajah se mera sapana pura ho raha hai.

All : kaun sa sapana, sir. Successful serial banane ka?

AM : ae vadi, not that. I mean yes, that was my intention. But my dream was to make it.

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As an actor.

All : WHAT ? ?

Everyone's shocked expressions. Thadam thadam thadam

No offense to anyone ! Just a fun post

Like meri maa kahti hai baahar nikalte waqt chappal pahanani chahiye, isse pair saaf rahta Hai aur hame chot bhi nahi lagti. Or pick up your son's 4th class book and add those lines as her mother's.

haha🤣 i always thought that her mother never says anything original...

Asit Modi(AM) enters singing ," oh hailoo". I heard youuu !

Time hai to meri entry dikhao. I will come with a bouquet in a car and a star from bhojpuri film. Show everyone excited to see me. And a group dance with of coarse Daya's garba included.


I just cant stop laughing😆

TMKOC se jyada unke fans talented hai...

MODI JEE KA INTERVIEW

interviewer: Modi ji, aap ka show 5 saal se chal raha hai, aur kitna chalayenge.

Asit MOdi: 150 saal tak.

interviewer: leikin log complain kar rahe hai ki show me comedy naamka kuch raha hi nahi

Asit Modi: wo to llogon ne april fool ka prank kiya tha, isse pehle march fool, february fool , december fool ka prank bhi hua tha.

interviewer: aapne TMKOC jaisa show socha kaise ?

Asit modi: dekhiye kuch saal tak Baa tellevision screen par chayi huyi thi.Bollywood wale promotion ke liye dar dar bhatakte the. isliye maine socha aisa show banao jisse Bollywood asman ke bulandiyon ko chuye.

interviewer: logon ko aapka show me aana shayad pasand nahi aata

Asit modi: to kya hua? mujhe to unhe pakana pasand hai.

interviewer: aapne kaha aapke pass acche tracks hai show ke liye

Asit modi: jee..original TMKOC ke stories ke liye humne chitralekha kharidi thi society ke functions ke fund ke liye unhe raddi wale ko bech diya

interviewer: to aapke age ke kya plans hai

asit modi: ambe maata ki kripa hai.. jo chaha wo mila. hasana chahta tha.. hasaya, film banana chahta tha.. bana raha hun, pakana chahta tha.. paka raha hun aur celebrity style me serial ka band bhi baja raha hun. ab to bas acting karni hai lead role me. Main apne aap ko rita reporter ke against cast karunga aur tab tak sare viewers agar boriyat se nahi mare honge to vaada raha asia pakaunga ki duniya yaad rakhegi.

jai mata jeee

Thank you 😊

Seriously, these days they are showin anything on her mother's name