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Part 1 Jethalal is workin in his shop,wen a man cms der.(Its his friend Bharat,who's sporting a wig & sunglasses) He calls Jetha's name. Jetha asks who he is?
Bharat:main WO hoon!
Jetha immediately guesses dat its Bharat bt he is shocked to see his bald friend having thick hair.
Jetha:Yeh sar pe achanak se itne sare baal kahan se aa gaye?
Bharat:Income tax ki meherbani se!😛
Jetha:Income tax k tensn se logon k baal udh jate hain,tumhare to aa gaye itne sare!😆
Bharat takes out his wig.
Jetha says da wig is amazing,since it seems lyk natural hair.
Den he says dat lets go 2 my houz,I'll giv u da steel container.
Bharat refuses & says dat he is havin a doubt dat income tax dept. has apptd. sm ppl who r keeping an eye on him.
He adds dat if dey spot us goin 2 ur houz,den I wil b caught.
Jetha says I wil also get caught for no fault of mine.
Den he says dat shudnt talk bout it here,lets go to da godown.
In da godown....
Jetha says dat u shud not hav cm here lyk dis,I helped u & dis is wot u r givin me in return?
Bharat says dat he only has a doubt,may b no1 is following him.
Jetha asks wot if da doubt turns out to b da truth?
Jetha:Tumhare sath main bhi fas jaunga naa...
Bharat:Fas na jao isiliye toh main yahan aaya hoon.Maine paise chupane ki nayi jagah dhundh li hai!
Jetha is relieved to hear dat.
Bharat asks him 2 bring da money from his houz.He says I wil hide it in a TV's cardboard box & tk it wid me,den u wil also b free & I wil also b free.
Jetha asks him to sit in da godown,not go anywer else til he cms back wid da money.
Bharat agrees & asks him to cm fast.
Jetha cms back to his shop & tells Nattukaka to handle da shop while he cms back rom home.
A woman & a white man,dressed in corporate attire,enter da shop.
Da woman asks if he is Mr. Jethalal.
Jetha thinks dey r frm da income tax dept & points to Nattukaka & says he is Jethalal.
Da woman says v r not from da income tax dept.
She introduces da foreigner as mr. Morrison.
She adds dat he has opened a very big hotel out here for which we need TVs,refrigerators & A.C.s
She says dat sm1 has given dem da reference of his showroom.
Woman:We r keen to do BUSINESS wid u.
Jetha understands only da word business & says:Business?Yes,yes,yes.
He asks dem to cm in & sit.
Jetha:Nattu kaka,chay,cofee,cold-drink,fatafat order...main go,cm fatafat haan,one minute!😆
Da woman nods.
Nattukaka asks dem in English wot dey wud lyk to hav-tea/coffee/juice?
Jetha runs bk to godown.
Bharat asks him how he came so fast?He also asks bout da money.
Jetha says da money is at home.
He explains dat a very big client has cm & so he cant leave da shop & go home.
He says u dont worry,I'll call at home & giv u ur money soon!
Part 2
Jetha calls Daya.
Daya:Oh,ho,ho....!Aaj aapko meri yaad aayi?Irada kya hai?😳
Jetha:Are bhai tu apna irada channel band kar!
He tells her dat he needs da container he had given to her in da morning.
Daya:Haan,toh aakar le jaiyye!Aur saath me mujhe bhi le jaiyye...phir,hum dono dukan me sath me baithkar SAB tv dekhenge aur khoob hasenge!
Jetha:Daya,main nahi has sakta.Mera matlab main nahi aa sakta!
He tells her his problem.
She says in dat case I shal cm der wid da container.Den in da evening,we wil walk down,hav bhelpuri & panipuri & sing da song:Main toh raste se ja raha tha!
Den she starts dancing to it.😆
Jetha thinks if I ask her to bring it,she wil leave it smwer wen she sees da bhelpuri stall,so it bcums really risky...But I giv da responsibilty to Nattukaka,den also it bcums risky,'kyunki woh bhi ek type ki Daya hi hai!'😆
He wonders wot to do?
Den he says:Fire brigade,Mehta saheb!
He asks Daya to giv it to Mehtasaheb & tells her dat he wil explain evrythin 2 him over da phone.
Daya asks if he wil go to eat panipuri wid Mehta saheb?😆
Jetha asks her to do wot he told & not think bout panipuri,bhelpuri.
Part 3
Taarak's phone rings & he gets irritated,since no1 is letting him complete his article in peace.
Jetha says dat he needs his help in a small problem.
Taarak says I cant help u 2day,niedr for a small problem,nor for a big one.
Jetha says its smtyn urgent,else I wudnt hav given da trouble to u.
He adds dat it wil tk ony 1/2 an hr & he can go & cm back by rickshaw.
Taarak asks him not to talk in riddles.He says wer shud I go in rickshaw & wot work do u want me to do?
Jetha says u go to my houz,tk da flour container from Daya & bring it to my shop, very carefully.
Taarak says I cant understand anything.Wot work do u hav in da shop for which u require flour container?
He says u tell me da truth,wot is der in dat container?
Jetha tells him dat der is 50 lacs cash in dat container.
Taarak is shocked.
Jetha says dat no1,not even Daya,noes bout it.So u dont tell any1 anythin,jst bring da container from my houz n giv it to me.
Taarak says:Yeh koi mungfali lane ka kaam hai kya?Main middle class aadmi...bank se 20,000 rs. late samay bhi mujhe dar lagta hai....nai,nai,main nahi laa sakta.
Jetha says u r a writer,dats y I'm givin u dis job.No1 wil cm 2 know dat a writer is takin 50 lacs cash in a flour container.
Taarak says so wot if sm1 else doesnt know abt it.I know ryt?So hw can I behave normally?
He refuses to bring da money.
Jetha:Mehtasaheb,aap mere fire brigade ho..ab aap hi aag bujhane se mana kar denge toh main toh jal ke raakh ho jaunga!
Taarak says bt u try to understand my problem also,hw can I bring so mch money in an auto rickshaw?
Jetha says u r my true friend,u r lyk a brother to me,if u dont help me den who wil?
Taarak asks him not to emotionally blackmail him & refuses to cm.
Jetha:Mehtasaheb....Khushi me to sab hi khate hain Punjabi,Chinese aur Cheese Toast,
Taarak:Wot?😕
Jetha:Khushi me to sab hi khate hain Punjabi,Chinese aur Cheese Toast,
Lekin gham me jo saath de,wahi hota hai asli dost,😆
wahi hota hai asli dost,
wahi hota hai asli dost...
He is abt to fall from his chair while sayin da last line,bt Bharat holds him.
Jetha:Aur aaj...teri dosti ki pariksha hai(sings)
Taarak says enough!Stop singing,m cumin.
Jetha thanks him & asks him to cm der asap.
Taarak says ok,m cumin!
Jetha tells Bharat dat he is cumin.
Part 4
Taarak calls Anjali.
Anjali asks him wot happened?
He says m goin 2 Jethalal's shop.
Anjali bcums happy & asks if he is goin 2 buy mobile for her?
Taarak says I dont need to go til his shop to get u a mobile,I can always ask him 2 bring it.
He adds dat I hav sm work wid him,I hav 2 tk flour container to his shop.
Anjali says dat wen I ask u to get smtyn for me from da shop,u never do so & now,for ur friend,u r goin ryt til his shop to giv him a flour container!
She prays to God to make her Taarak's friend & not his wife in her next lifE!😆
Taarak asks her to stop kidding since he is very irritated.He had tkn a leave to write his article,bt Goli & Komal bhabhi came to der houz,da kids disturbed him & now he has to go 2 giv Jetha da container..
He says wen wil I cm back,wen wil I cmplete da article?
Anjali asks him to calm down & cm back fast.
Taarak tks his mobile & leaves.
Part 5
Taarak cms to Jetha's houz & calls for Daya.
Daya greets him & asks him to sit.
She asks if he wud lyk to eat ras-puri?
She adds dat Tapu lyks it very much so I make it daily 4 him!
Taarak says even I lyk da ras-puri u make a lot,bt if I eat it now,I wil go to sleep.
I am in a bit of a rush,so...
Tapu cms der.
Tapu asks for his monopoly game.
Daya tells him wer it is.
He tks it,greets Taarak n leaves.
Daya says Tapu never listens to me!I always tell him to keep his things in der proper places, so dat even if he has to search for dem in da darkness,he shud b able to get dem,bt he always keeps his things scattered here & der.
Taarak says dey r kids,so dey wil do dat..
Daya says I agree,bt den half his tym goes in tryin to find out wr he kept his things.
Taarak says dat Jetha wanted sm flour container & asked me to tk it from u.
Daya says yes,he had called me.
She goes 2 get da container & Taarak is relieved dat she didnt start talking again!
She gives it 2 him & says dat Jetha has been waiting 4 him.
Taarak says he wil giv it to him soon.
He leaves.
Daya thinks now I can leave da houz n go.
She calls Anjali n says dat now my tensn has gone,so now v can go to Bhideben's houz.
She asks her to meet her in da compound after 5 mins.
Part 6
Taarak cms out of Jetha's houz & keeps mumbling to himself.
He says wot a responsibility Jethalal gave me!
Taarak:Lekhak hoon,kalam ka bojh mushkil se uthata hoon,ab yeh 50 lakh ka bojh kaise utha paunga main?
One man stares at him from da compd.
Taarak gets scared & turns his back towards dat man.
He calls Jetha.
In da shop,Jetha is assuring his customers dat he wil giv dem da best quality goods at 'good price'.
His phone rings n he excuses himself.
He says tell me Mehtasaheb...Evything ok?
Taarak says hw can evythin be ok wen der r 50 lac rs. in one's hands?
Taarak:Areh bhai,jaise pahadon se jharne phoot te hain,waise mere paseene chooth rahe hain!Prithvi double speed se ghoomti dikh rahi hai,ekdum heartbeat badh gai hai, ekdum attack jaisa lag raha hai Jethalal!😆
Jetha says y r u thinkin dat der is 50lacs in dat container?
Jetha:Aap sirf aisa sochiye ki dibbe mein aata hain,sab jharne sookh jayenge!😆
He adds:Aap seeti bajate-bajate aa jao!😆
Taarak:Yahan meri band baji hui hai,kaise bajau seeti?
Jetha shows him how to whistle.😆
His guests stare at him n he stops whistling.
He says now u knw naa,den cm fast n he cuts da line.
Taarak says its very easy to sit in da shop n say u whistle while u r cumin!
He adds dat hw wil I whistle wen I hav 50 lacs in my hands?
He tries to whistle once,twice,thrice bt is unsuccessful.😆
He is disgusted and leaves.
Taarak(narrator) says if u ask a cyclist to take a tractor atop a hill,wot wil happen?
He says m not joking,wot if sm1 is in such circumstances,wot wil he think?
He says a middle class man only reads abt scams of 50 crores, 100 crores ,etc in da newspapers.He has never even seen 1 crore rs. in his life.
He says if I work day n night for da next 10 yrs ofmy life,den only wl I get 50 lacs rs.
Now if I hav 2 tk dat amt to Jethalal's shop,wot wil happen to me?Think bout it!
Precap:Bharat asks Jetha wer 'woh' is?
Bharat:Agar woh,woh lekar yahan nahi aaye toh mera woh ho jayega!
Jetha says I cant understand wot u r tryin 2 say.
Nattukaka says,Sethji,let me explain!
He says Bharatbhai is askin bout Mehtasaheb..If he doesnt cm soon wid da money,den Bharatbhai wil hav a heart attack.
Bharat says see,how well Nattu kaka undrstud!
Jetha is not happy.
Nattukaka thanks him n says:Aap toh johri hain!Heere ki kadar toh johri hi karta hai naa!
Taarak is walking wid da container.
Two ppl r following him.
Taarak walks fast,dey also follow him faster.
Taarak gets really scared wen both of dem keep der hands on his shoulder.
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