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MERA!!!!!
Chapter 54
Finally the meltdown chapter...honestly speaking when I had heard about you spinning the 54th while being on the 49th one; I had a meltdown! Seriously some crazy writing genes there...I wish I could glue my ass and finish off with my works already...anyways so lets ride on the wagon, no?
So a seemingly normal scenario with three people munching on their breakfast the only thing that disrupts this normalcy is the fact two are war hardened assassins and the last one is certified paglait who likes to confess her love at the worst time possible. Yes! The Normal Lot!!
And then the love confession for the second time with Gaby's smile going kaput and Maddy choking on his food! What a brilliant way to start the day already!! And no Maddy please don't play the stupid card by going all love guru on your brother...or else I'll end up crying oodles of tears over your dead body and while my heart is made of stone...I will not be able to survive your demise...na mhare chore je na karna!!!
Aahh! Phew! So atleast his grey cells are intact in one place and are working to the best of his abilities...Sanskar wouldn't drop him onto a garbage truck this time...rather it'll be his burial in a garbage heap! Good thing to back out at the earliest onset of trouble than to be stuck upto your eyeballs in it! And of course the line that caught my attention was: "You know Brother; if I hadn't known you on a personal level I would have been mortified that I am ranked second to a guy who is an emperor of doltland." I concur and then some more! Uff! Maddy aur meri achi jamegi! And buddy you seriously are going to eat sweet cereal with salt?? And here I was praising him saying that his head is firmly attached to his shoulder! Just brilliant!
So Swara confronts her at-times-stupid love! Yes that was much needed...after all desperate times calls for desperate measures. This is what I really love about her, she isn't afraid to scream to the hills saying what she feels for her man but she is practical enough to let him deal with his sets of demons on his own. She is not trying to pull him into the light make a Mills & Boons type hero of him, oh these are the love stories I like...ones that don't change the hair on others head rather accept them for who they are! God I hate the soap Sanskar these days, so Angel is my only rescue!
And mark my words he is losing his head! One-eyed assassin sums up my theory! And the action chucks out and how I lobbs it! I had been waiting for the same here and you never fail to kick our adrenaline out...Nimmo di! Me lobbs you too! So two addresses...one for man hunt to be undertaken by my awesome blossom Maddy and the other a joint venture between a certain Angel and his Kitten! Bring it on!
Okay I have to admit that bombing of the place was an unexpected turn that you threw! I had been expecting guns and battles and some more not blowing off to bits in a literal sense! God I was indeed scared for bombing and stuff means limbs and bones practically scurrying off in every possible direction! Its too messy and not forget way too painful for my liking! Clean kills are what I have come to prefer! ISHWARA!!! I sound like sadist here, don't I???
And the next set of lines were sheer terror in every sense, I knew there is about 15 chapters left for you to cover the series but you ka koi bharosa nahi, who knew in a dazed frenzy you would have uda deying both my Angel and Maddy??? I honestly had been pulling my hair and mom thought I am having a fit of epilepsy! Yes, I have a nut case family too with constant topic of discussion being bowel movements...and this something I probably shouldn't have said! Moving on...
Ah my Maddy broke down! Geez unacceptable and both Swara and her Sanskaar were braving themselves for a trip down in the neverland! Haye blood pressure shot up but thank you god for Maddy who saved the day! Tumhare bina kya hota re jaanemann! And finally the near death situation gave Sanskaar his brain back that seemed to have been grazing on grass! He has accepted what love is all about and is ready to trade a path that he didn't even knew existed weeks back! I loved their moments...nothing OTT and all so serene! Thank you for keeping it all real and not breaking into a main laila laila chilaunga kurta phaad ke!
Maddy I love you! There I confessed and hope he reciprocates, he has to for I'll pound his head if he doesn't! So his genius is at work and how splendidly too! So the crack down to the intel has happened and all they need is smart ass black hat who'll pull the information that they so badly need, so it simply means that BOZO IS BACK!! Enough I can do my jhinga-lala dance now!
Oh I only want one thing and that is when this madness ends let's have a PYT for Maddy going by the name of Shivani! Sure Maddy and Shivani will sound good together...
Chapter 55
Okay I had been expecting this sort of banter between Bozo and his shrimp! That poor fellow had almost died the last time the three were all together! After all they do say: teen tigada kaam bigada!!! Poor fellow is mortally afraid for his life and they are asking him to risk his life ad limbs for a second time! I feel you bro!
And then what was that? Swara Kitten' Bose kidnapped Bhaskar Bozo' Sharma is 59 seconds without letting Gabriel take over...ye toh bohot naainsaafi hai! Well that was sorted out faster that I thought...and I wished Maddy would have tagged along too...imagine the pure delight err fright that would grace Bozo darling's face! Dhat Nimmo Di you missed out on all the fun!
Okay call it curiosity did Bozo actually pay his last insurance policy installment?? If he did then he honestly has no reason to worry for they'll cover his broken limbs but then it's Swara's Angel behind the wheels nothing is going to happen to them, well Bhaskar may die of a heart attack but no physical pain you see! Oh Bozo, sweety chllax dude!
And Bozo went on panic mode all over again.
"We are gonna die! We are gonna die!" Bozo yelled almost piercing Swara eardrums.
"Shut up Bozo!" She yelled back.
"You still like this guy?" Gabriel looked at her.
"Yeah!" She replied involuntarily looking confused at the question.
"Shame! I was planning to throw him out again. He is beginning to annoy me. Again!"
"She loves me!" Bozo declared loudly in panic. "She totally adores me. She would be heartbroken if anything happens to me. So don't you think of throwing me out!"
"Then shut up!" Gabriel ordered.
My favourite part of the update! Oh I love it too much; imagine had there been Maddy in this equation it would have been cooler...way too cooler! Then the thrill of the chase, boy that was something straight outta those action flicks that I literally devour with all my heart! Nuff said: I love you!
And the smarty pants hacker is back on track, okay did I read hacking Pentagon would be easier??? Pentagon? Seriously Di??? And Mossad too? You are playing with some leagues here...kya baat...kya baat...kya baat!!!
"So what!" Bozo declared in a loud voice. "I will chant Jai Mata Di' and trek my way back there. But I will NOT step in the car with you two again." I'll say let's all chant Jai Mata Di for the rest of our ride!!!! Jai Mata Di...Jai Mata Di saare bolo Jai Mata Di!! We'd surely need it for you ka sach mein koi bharosa nahi!!
And the final battle dawns, man I had been waiting for this from the moment I had read Jack/Ali wielding a blade in his confinement. This is what I have been waiting for, guns are good but they don't have any honour. Blades for me still speak prestige and I love the stash of a deadly blade cutting through the air. And that it is!
Kalari versus Fencing...you just made my day. Fencing might hurt you like hell but it is no match for the lethal Kalari that engages in a diabolical mind game with the opponent! My favourite piece out of thi deadly martial arts is the Urumi/Daanpatta. If possible please show Gaby handling that as well! Mera jeevan would be sarthak!!
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kay did I read feint. God your research is infallible indeed! My grandfather was a policeman and he was very good with blades and so is my father and I am begging mine appa to enrol me in a class that would make me lean, mean and kickass! Anyways my papa was the one who first brought me face to face with what feint is all about! You trick your opponent into believing you'll attack only to see through his defences, I love this aspect of combats, it raises the bar from a quarrel to a duel of equals! Man someone should put it on screen for us to feast out eyes on! This by far is the best scene in the entire narration for me! And then this:
For tactical fencers, the second intention is a cunning way to open up an opponent's defenses. It is similar to the feint, but you design your entire move with a second strike firmly in mind. Your first attack is a feint that your opponent will parry. After the parry, your opponent launches a riposte that you then parry before launching a premeditated counter-attack. If you control the entire engagement correctly, you will open up a clear striking opportunity.
I have no more words left in my bag, you're awesome! And the end was even better! Honour is something people have forgotten, to die with honour is the only thing a man requires and Jack got the death he deserved and Gabriel gave him the thing he had been craving for! My respect for Gaby has increased manifolds today. These are men of honour you need to wring praises for! Who have you created Di? I'll never be able to let go of him, I can swear this with certainty! This is getting better and better with each line as it gets!
Bring on some more!
P.S. Your jeevan is not sarthak as yet and you cannot take sanyaas for you have to begin writing Night and Day! Bhool gayi you promised once Angel ends you'll being on that one...as much as I love my Gaby I am thinking about those twins who'll engage in battle gabbar style and the heroine who'll do her best to shove their asses!
P.P.S. You your theory of good looking men+ poet = near impossibility about Sehban? Well I told him the same on Twitter the other day and he had a good laugh over the same!
P.P.P.S. This is my Jack! Faraz Khan people!
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