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What a fabulous episode it was yesterday! Swara ne jab Laksh ka gala dabaya aankho mein aasoo aa gaye...khushi ke😆 But then jab Lakshji puraani yaadein taza kar rahe the tab toh unhone bhi rula diya thaðŸ˜
But seriously Lakshji has been a victim more number of times that could be counted by even he himself. So let us all help him do at least this one thing well, since he basically cannot do anything alone if he has to get it right.
A list of times Lakshji has been victim:
- Victim of Durga: Not the Goddess, but Daddy. Daddy chose a docile, traditional girl for me. Me nolikes. Me want a modern girlðŸ˜
- Victim of Swara: I love her. Why she no love me? How can she not love her behen ka pyaar?ðŸ˜
- Victim of paagal bhai: Uff! Just for him have to bring back Ragini into my life (let us ignore the feelings of the girl I confessed my love to & the feelings of the girl whom I broke up with & might break up with again.) but just look how noble my intentions are & to hell with the consequences & Ragini😊
- Victim of saccha pyaar: I am not a bad person. I feel bad for breaking Ragini's heart, not once but twice, but dil to dil hai & I am dil ke haatho majboor. So I am gonna ditch Ragini & marry my true louuu after Ragini helps me get my true louuu😳
- Victim of karackterless girlfriend: 😠She no love me. She left me on my wedding day = she is karackterless
- Victim of dhokhebaaj bhai: The things I did for you...and you did what? Married my ex after I married her sister? How could you?ðŸ˜
- Victim of circumstances: I was going to stop the marriage, sacchi mucchi Swara. I wont let you ruin your life with my dependable brother Sanskaar. No! But the river sucked me in, the fishermen were late in rescuing me, my legs were too weak, all the phones in Kolkatta were dead & hence I couldn't reach the venue on time. I mean I did, but then you were looking so good with bhai as you sat there shivering & crying that I just had to stop & stare till the marriage got over. I did everything to stop the wedding BUT trust you in the first place. Come on you have to admit I did a lot given the circumstances!
- Victim of Ragini: She dragged me to the altar or I would never have married her. I always loved only one woman😳 My Swara!😳 I dont remember anyone trying to stop me that day. No I seriously dont😔
- Victim of dhokhebaaj bhai Part 2: How can you love your wife Bhai? That is just not done.🤢
- Victim of ex pyaar & current bhabhi: How can you not love me? You always said you loved me! Now you are just pretending to not love me. I know that in your hearts of heart you love me😳
- Victim of apples & knives: I was gonna cut my wrist damn you! I was! But the knife was blunt & the apples too tough😡 And of course Ragini had mentioned something about faking it all & I always follow her advise😳
- Victim of feeble voice: There was a time when I could bring the entire house down with my bellowing & dramas & make sure dhokhebaaj bhai married karackterless ex gf in the middle of the night And I would have screamed at Ma that day when she called Swara bad names...but man I had to have a sore throat that day😡 Bhai as usual had to steal my thunder! Ek chance nahi chodta😡 And anyways I am not asanskaari like him to shout at elders _/\_ Thoda fault to Swara ka bhi tha, to talk to pati & all...🤢
- Victim of bad planning: Ragini had promised to help me. But she didnt help me plan her own kidnap & murderðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ Look how I failed now! How could she? Is this how wives behave?ðŸ˜
- Victim of Swara: She actually strangled me?😲😲ðŸ˜
- Victim of articulate/ sensible Bhai, for daring to sound sensible, and making Lakshya seem more of a nincompoop by comparison--"The Contrast Effect". What to do here, poor Lakshya Ji is at a complete loss. Whenever Sanskaar opens his mouth, he says things in his calm, sensible voice, like "Pyar sirf paya ja sakhta hai, haasil nahi kiya ja sakhta"; Or " Yeh Jazbaat hai Swara...Dil mein dabaya ja sakhta hain, mita nahin kiya ja sakhta". (Credit for this point: our very own brilliant Viji! 🤗 )Uff bhai is so filmy🥱 As if things work this way in the real world🥱
So, this is the life of poor Lakshji. He is a permanent victim. Always falling in one gaddha or another😠So traumatized is he by his constant bad luck that he cannot even remember half of the things he has gone through! 😠Hence a sincere attempt to remind him of his many misadventures😊
Please add in any you can think of. Also as the show progresses I am sure we will get new content for this list. Old habits die hard after all😊
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