OS: Simply Sanskaar! - Page 2

Wow... how funny 🤣😆

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Hilarious !!! Loved it !!

Give you one advice never read Nimmy while eating or drinking...I just splattered water everywhere and started laughing🤣

Oh Dear...this was epic...⭐️...you just managed to cheer me up...thanks for that...and I loooveee this sassy sanskaar and loved all the replies he shot back...best reply was for suju darling...she should have fainted there...and his repartee to swara simply takes the cake...gosh her maa baba behna doodhwala and padosi jaap...ooppss beyond awesome...

Originally posted by: Banjaaran...

"What you doing? Swara asked him confusion furrowing her brows.

Sanskaar adjusted the zip of his leather jacket, perched his aviators on his vest and looked around. All the Maehswari's of the house looked at him with varying expressions.

The hall of MM house.

The official courtroom.

He sighed.

"What does it look like?"He replied pointing at his bag "I am walking out of here. Or you thought it's only your prerogative to waltz in and out of the house?"

"But you can't Sanskar." Swara almost wailed. "Prem! I mean Salman told me to think about you. I am just getting there. I mean trying to get there."

"Keep trying lady" Sanskaar replied nonchalantly "Let me know when you actually GET there. Because Shahrukh will be coming for dilwale; then Amir will for dangal; then maybe Akshay for Airlift. They will tell you to face your true love and you will be thinking again. Meanwhile my fans will be camping in front of their Gods praying for our love life as if their love life is depending on it. Not to mention we have to take on Daayan, chudials, matkis and mind fu**eries all for your love realization. And you would still be thinking and putting your Maa-Baba, Behen, my little brother turned your BFF, dada, dadi, padosi, doodhwala and dhobi over me. And we would still be waiting.

Thanks but no thanks Ma'am. Let me know when you can give it all. To me! For I deserve nothing less."

"But Bhai!" Laksh wailed "How can I win my true love if you walk out of her life?"

"Eh?" Sanskaar looked at him in wonder "So Bhai I am now. Khool! Warms my heart. Your brotherly love truly does. Just one question. Are you sure we are related? How did I end up with you as brother?

Genius! Your idea of winning your love is tying her to awesome me? I want to say more but you are too stupid to insult anyways."

"Sanskaar!" Ragini tried to butt in.

"Hold it!"Sanskaar cut in. "You are too intelligent to insult anyways. Dear cheli your Guru is proud. But please stop shoving your Guru Dakshina down my throat. I can do without it. Just a word of wise for old time sakes. If you are old enough to handle steering; don't blame everyone and their grandmoms for giving you wrong directions. Good luck for your Haq. If you ask me I would what the F***!

Cheers!"

"Chora!" Sujata tried to get his attention.

"Ah! My adopted mom!" He looked at her. "For the last time. If I hear your Bangaalan bahu jaap one more time I swear I will get you a Daamad this time!

Sujata looked ready to faint.

"But Sanskaar!" Annapurna this time "Where would you go? What will you do?"

"Please close your sanskaari's ears badi ma. You won't be able to handle my future plans.

I will go for bungee jumping.

Maybe sky diving.

Shark wrestling.

Or I may just don saffron robes and join Hare Krishna gang.

Or maybe I will just strip and be a pin up model for play girl magazine. If there is no magazine like that; I will launch one!"

"Sanskaar!" Durga Prasad Maheshwari bellowed.

"No Bade Papa! You can't stop me!" Sanskaar replied firmly.

"Which moron wants to stop you? I want to join you!"

"Not I! We want to join you!" Ram prasad chimed in.

"Are you sure about the play girl magazine thing"?

"Ofcourse!" Sanskaar replied.

"Epic! Let's go then!"

"Can I join in?" Adarsh asked hopefully.

"No!" The Maheshwari trio yelled in unison. "You will bring down the awesome quotient of our gang. Stay back and fight for your haq from parineeta."

"Shall we go?" they looked at each other. Then bolted for the door.

Sanskaar straddled his bullet and revved it up. Durga Prasad and Ram Prasad mounted behind him; holding on tight.

"Here we go!" Sanskaar shot the bike whizzing past the rest of the Maheshwari clan.

Freedom! At last!

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that was epiccc..
u shd try writing these stuffs more...
i just LOVED IT !!

OMG...
This is jst awsm . I cnt controll my laugh 🤣 🤣
thnk u so much for this awsm OS.,.
Sanskar rockzzz... MM shockzzz...

One Word EPIC👏

Damn Hilarious 🤣