A SwaSan SS 'Main hu hero tera' part 5 updated pg 13 - Page 2

Originally posted by: Purbishona

So, here I am updating the first part.. IDK ke maine kya crap likha.. My crazy love for Sanku made me writer.. The scene I was portraying here, you may have seen in many daily soaps.. So, bear with it.. Read at your own risk..

Part 1

It was after two days Swara left MM.. She was coming home from her music classes.. The day was a cloudy one.. She was waiting for auto but could not get any..
So there comes some Gundas (like in a film) in their Jeep..
They tried to flirting with her and started whistling watching her..

Gunda: honth rasile tere honth rasile..(whistling@
Swara got annoyed and became nervous too at the same moment..
There came our HERO Sanskaar Maheswari in his car and stepped outside..
Swara's face irradiated with joy seeing him.. He was looking so handsome in the faint light- Swara thought and blushed..
He watched the Gundas through his glasses and took them off.. Then put them, hanging in his yellow tee..
Swara came towards her, but he returned to the car and took a bottle of Daru.!!
Swara was stunned seeing this..
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Swara- WTH, is this Sanskaar? Tum aisi situation mein Daru pi rahe ho?

Sanku- To kya karu? itni filmy situation mein Daru ke bina maja nhi aata.. Kyu bhai log?

G- Ekdam correct Boss! (laughing loudly)

Sanku taking the daru ka bottle in one hand and looking at it,
Sa- Naasha yeh pyar ka naasha hain, yeh meri baat yaar mano.. (looking at Swara) Naashe mein sab dub jao, suno suno Oo dewano (looking at Gunda log)

Swara- Pagal kahika.. Sanskaar tumhari biwi pe ye log line maar rahe hain, aur tum gaane gaa rahe ho? (angrily)

Sa- (surprised) Biwi??? Wo bhi meri?? Haila ! Kaha hai wo??

S-(more angrily) Andhe ho?? Yaha..(pointing towards her) Yaha main hu tumhari biwi.. Help karo aur inhe bhagao..

Sa- Ooops! Sorry, short time memory loss ho gaya tha..(smiling)

S- Kya?? 😕

Sa- Kuch nahi! Chalo mission gunda bhagao.. READY, STEADY, ACTION..
Sanku came near the jeep and poured the bottle's contents taking 7 rounds of the car..

G- Yeh Saat Phere kyu le raha hai tu??!

Sa- woh 2 din pehle hi shaadi hui hai na, to bas baar baar Saat phere hi yaad aa raha hai..

G- Tune charo taraf daru kyu dala?

Sa- (laughs slightly and took out a match box..)Ye kya hai pata hai??

G- ha, match box..

Sa- Ekdaam sahi pakre hai..
Swara couldn't understand what he was trying to do and giving confused look..

G- To ab tu cigarette bhi piyega kya ?

Sa- Nahi nahi.. (took a matchstick) Ek chutki aag ki kimat tum kya jano tubelighto!

G- Matlab?

Sa- Matlab ye daru main alcohol hota hai, aur ispe aag bohot jald lag jati hai...Aur ispe agar maine jalti hui matchis phenki to tum sab havankund ban jaoge.. (Shaadi ka bhut nhi utra iske sir se! )

G-(in a scared tone)yeh ,tum aisa nahi kar sakte..

Sa- Kyu nahi kar sakta? Mujhe to matchis jalana aata hai. Aur mai to jalaunga.. Waise bhi Diwali aane hi wali hai, usse pehle thoda aatasbaji ki practice ho jaayega..
Sanku lit a matchstick ,seeing that the gundas started their car and drove in the opposite direction with full speed!
Swara was watching this with horror and came asap there.. And then funk marke bujaofy the matchstick..

Sa- Swara matchis hai, mombatti nahi ke Lux jaise itna jorse funk mar rahi ho..!

SO,here is the end of the first part.. Hit likes and give comment if you find it worthy.. THANKS, for reading..

Originally posted by: harshsriti

it was really good and funny purbi.. update more.. waiting for it..

Originally posted by: Jidnyasa

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Thts too funny

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Originally posted by: anu91

Wowww...

Nice part dear...