Mast Bollywood Gaane! (FUNPOST)

sahashrabdi

@..chotu..

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Posted: 9 years ago

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Dhajjeswar Maate ki Jay ho!

Ji dhanyavaad dhanyavaad! (BOWS DOWN)

Hindi ke gaane na bade kamaal ke hain. Dekhte hi dekhte kitne emotions jaga kar ye udan choo hojatey hain! To ayi hun main, gaano ki dhajjiye udaane! Acha ji, Don't mind it, just kill it!

1. Mere photo ko seene se yaar, chipkale saiyaan fevicol se

Yaara try fevi quick, zyada asardaar hai...kabhi saath nahi chodega

2. Fikar na kariyo, karna bhi kyaa ha, bijli bachake (Shandaar)

Kitni ghatiya soch aaj ke youth ki, desh ki fikr ya sustainable development ki bilkul nahi padi hai inko!

3. Chaar kadam bas chaar kadam, chaldo na saath mere

Haan beta, tu flirtism aur gf-changing ko promote kar. Chaar kadam chalo fir bye- bye bol do!

4. Saans mein teri, saans milli toh, mujhe saans aayi

Kya ajeeb species hain, Carbon-dioxide ko inhale karke jeete hain? Sorry sorry, shayad samajhne main galti ho gayi...saans mein...saans milii...confusion hai...too much of 'saans' here. Cant understand.

5. Main thehri rahi, zameen chalne lagi... sajna kya yeh mera pehla pehla pyaar hai

Ohh ohhh my god...chopsey hogayi...ayee pyaar waar kuch nai...bhukamp hai!

6. If you hold my hand, badal jayegi meri duniya

Lo, PK Part 2 bhi aagaya!

7. Mera mujhme kuch nahi, sab tera

Chal chal,apna cheque book, bank account no, degree, certificates, phone sab de de...fir maanu

8. Tere kareeb jo hone laga hun, toh toote saare bharam re

Nahi nahi...kareeb hote ho tabhi bharam hota hai...hawa chalne lagti hai, music bajne lagta hai, waqt theher jaata hai...sab bharam hi toh hai! Asal main kahan ye sab hota hai?

9. Tumhe apna banane ke junoon, sar pe hai kabse hai

Koyi iss duniya mein apna nahi hota. Sab moh maaya hai. Sar pe junoon nahi bhoot chadha hai!

10. Baby ko bass pasand hai

Arre bhai saaf saaf bol do kya pasand hai...bhains ya base ya bass?? I'm still clueless about it!

Challo ji...aajke liye bas itna hai. (Bows down)

Dhajjeswar Maate ki Jay ho!

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sahashrabdi

@..chotu..

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Posted: 9 years ago

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I guess no one will come and reply today 😭

I was late I know, I'm sholly!

But I kept my promise na!

Edited by SahasYuvreenian - 9 years ago

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krupaa

@krupaa

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Posted: 9 years ago

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Kaha kaha se laate ho aise ideas chotu ji 😆

Its amazing i am loling.

Even i used to do these when i was in school but me gane ki band baja deti thi

Jaise ki ek gana tha

Jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil dewana bole ole ole ole

And i used to murder it by

Jab ki koi saboon dekhu mera pant paijama bole dhole dhole 😆

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sahashrabdi

@..chotu..

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Posted: 9 years ago

#4

Originally posted by: krupaa
Kaha kaha se laate ho aise ideas chotu ji 😆
Its amazing i am loling.
Even i used to do these when i was in school but me gane ki band baja deti thi
Jaise ki ek gana tha
Jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil dewana bole ole ole ole
And i used to murder it by
Jab ki koi saboon dekhu mera pant paijama bole dhole dhole 😆

bas yehi soch lijiye ke bhagwann ne dimag diya hi hai aise ideas laane ke liye 🤣

I was even loling.

hayee,,,dhole dhole 🤣🤣🤣

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krupaa

@krupaa

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Posted: 9 years ago

#5

Originally posted by: SahasYuvreenian

bas yehi soch lijiye ke bhagwann ne dimag diya hi hai aise ideas laane ke liye 🤣
I was even loling.
hayee,,,dhole dhole 🤣🤣🤣

But teri khas baat yeh hai ki tu dimaag ka sahi waqt par sahi tarah se istmaal karti warna kuch log to dimaag ko itna aaram dete ki uspe jung lag jaati hai 😆

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sahashrabdi

@..chotu..

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Posted: 9 years ago

#6

Originally posted by: krupaa

But teri khas baat yeh hai ki tu dimaag ka sahi waqt par sahi tarah se istmaal karti warna kuch log to dimaag ko itna aaram dete ki uspe jung lag jaati hai 😆

🤣🤣

dialogue maarna koi aapse seekhe!

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sahashrabdi

@..chotu..

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Posted: 9 years ago

#7

I am still singing ur dhole dhole walla song🤣🤣

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krupaa

@krupaa

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Posted: 9 years ago

#8

Originally posted by: SahasYuvreenian
I am still singing ur dhole dhole walla song🤣🤣

Ek aur hai

Kutta paas aaye yun kaant jaaye doctor ne na jaane kitne injection lagaye...

Ab to mera dil kutte se darta hai

Kya karu haaye

Kutta bhaw bhaw karta hai 😆

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sahashrabdi

@..chotu..

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Posted: 9 years ago

#9

Originally posted by: krupaa

Ek aur hai
Kutta paas aaye yun kaant jaaye doctor ne na jaane kitne injection lagaye...
Ab to mera dil kutte se darta hai
Kya karu haaye
Kutta bhaw bhaw karta hai 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kdi...kutta bhaw bhaw karta hai toh hum aww aww kar sakte hain na🤣🤣

main bhi iska banaya tha

exams paas aaye dil ghabraaye teacher ne najaane kya paper banaye

ab toh mera pen ruk ruk ke chalta hai

kyaa karun haaye

kuch nahi aata hai😆😆

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krupaa

@krupaa

Dazzler

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Posted: 9 years ago

#10

Originally posted by: SahasYuvreenian

🤣

Kdi...kutta bhaw bhaw karta hai toh hum aww aww kar sakte hain na🤣🤣

main bhi iska banaya tha

exams paas aaye dil ghabraaye teacher ne najaane kya paper banaye
ab toh mera pen ruk ruk ke chalta hai
kyaa karun haaye
kuch nahi aata hai😆😆

Aww aww that joke 😆

Mene bhi yeh banaya tha 😉

My last line was

Kya karu haaye learn nahi hota hai 😭

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