Sharad to Yuvraj, mann hi mann mein

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Yeh sasura Guru bhi na, ekdam bewakuf hai. Kahan hum bhi isse guru banay diye--iski line pe chale toh humri ummar nikal jaaegi, par byaah-vyaah kachchu nahi hoga. Aur hua bhi toh apni lugaai ko dostva bana keh rakhenge. Hadd ho gayi ab toh. Kaise ghoor ghoor ke Suhani bhabhi ko dekhat hai kabhi kabhi. Kaise baat-baat par haath pakar levat hai! Aur kaisa lapat-jhapat ke jhappiyan devat hai, par poochho toh kahat hai ki kachhu pata nahi ki kya ho raha hai. Arre Guru, gussa kahe karat ho jab Saurabh bhaiyya aur hum tumhari SUHANI harkaton pe hasat rahe hote? Khud andhe ho toh hum sab bhi andhe bane kya?

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This damn Guru, total idiot he is. How on earth did I make this guy my 'guru'--if I follow his lead, I'll never get married, and if I do, it'll be pointless, because I'd keep my wife as a friend. This is effing too MUCH. He stares in this besotted way at Suhani bhabhi sometimes, he grabs her hand at any excuse, he pounces on her and hugs the hell out of her, but ask him and all he'll say is he doesn't know what's going on. Oye, Guru, why d'you get so pissed when Saurabh and I have a laugh at your pretty little goings on with Su bhabhi? Just because you're blind (and dumb) doesn't mean we have to be that too.

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: anita_m

Yeh sasura Guru bhi na, ekdam bewakuf hai. Kahan hum bhi isse guru banay diye--iski line pe chale toh humri ummar nikal jaaegi, par byaah-vyaah kachchu nahi hoga. Aur hua bhi toh apni lugaai ko dostva bana keh rakhenge. Hadd ho gayi ab toh. Kaise ghoor ghoor ke Suhani bhabhi ko dekhat hai kabhi kabhi. Kaise baat-baat par haath pakar levat hai! Aur kaisa lapat-jhapat ke jhappiyan devat hai, par poochho toh kahat hai ki kachhu pata nahi ki kya ho raha hai. Arre Guru, gussa kahe karat ho jab Saurabh bhaiyya aur hum tumhari SUHANI harkaton pe hasat rahe hote? Khud andhe ho toh hum sab bhi andhe bane kya?

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This damn Guru, total idiot he is. How on earth did I make this guy my 'guru'--if I follow his lead, I'll never get married, and if I do, it'll be pointless, because I'd keep my wife as a friend. This is effing too MUCH. He stares in this besotted way at Suhani bhabhi sometimes, he grabs her hand at any excuse, he pounces on her and hugs the hell out of her, but ask him and all he'll say is he doesn't know what's going on. Oye, Guru, why d'you get so pissed when Saurabh and I have a laugh at your pretty little goings on with Su bhabhi? Just because you're blind (and dumb) doesn't mean we have to be that too.


wah, wah, wah!!! Kaash yeh dialog sach mein Sharad bolte!!!! Phir bhi yuv ke bheje mein ghusnewaala nahin hai...afsos!!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hahahahahahahahaha thank u for the translation tooo good poor sharad has to follow his guru's lead
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Haha...!!!!!
Very well said...
Poor Sharad...he should leave Yuvraj and i think he should make you as his guru... 😆
Well is this language bhojpuri...??? Very cute language isn't it...
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Lolololol Nice post Anita!
U write nice bhojpuri!! I rolfed so hard!!
And Apne lugaai ko dost banake rakenge wala dialogue was hilarious!!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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ha ha anita nice post..
thanks for translation i didnt understand sharad type of hindi
its not sharad feelings its everyone feelings😊😊
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Exactly how Sharad would have spoken😆 You are awesome, Anita👏😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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appuaks, so true. Sadly, Dumbo is still BQ's chela.

Sandi, Ash, Divya, princessmanu, Abhi, glad you liked it.

I think the language is bhojpuri, but not sure. I also suspect 'lugaai' may be from a different dialect, but I preferred it to 'patni' or 'biwi'.

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