Originally posted by: anita_m
Yeh sasura Guru bhi na, ekdam bewakuf hai. Kahan hum bhi isse guru banay diye--iski line pe chale toh humri ummar nikal jaaegi, par byaah-vyaah kachchu nahi hoga. Aur hua bhi toh apni lugaai ko dostva bana keh rakhenge. Hadd ho gayi ab toh. Kaise ghoor ghoor ke Suhani bhabhi ko dekhat hai kabhi kabhi. Kaise baat-baat par haath pakar levat hai! Aur kaisa lapat-jhapat ke jhappiyan devat hai, par poochho toh kahat hai ki kachhu pata nahi ki kya ho raha hai. Arre Guru, gussa kahe karat ho jab Saurabh bhaiyya aur hum tumhari SUHANI harkaton pe hasat rahe hote? Khud andhe ho toh hum sab bhi andhe bane kya?
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This damn Guru, total idiot he is. How on earth did I make this guy my 'guru'--if I follow his lead, I'll never get married, and if I do, it'll be pointless, because I'd keep my wife as a friend. This is effing too MUCH. He stares in this besotted way at Suhani bhabhi sometimes, he grabs her hand at any excuse, he pounces on her and hugs the hell out of her, but ask him and all he'll say is he doesn't know what's going on. Oye, Guru, why d'you get so pissed when Saurabh and I have a laugh at your pretty little goings on with Su bhabhi? Just because you're blind (and dumb) doesn't mean we have to be that too.