funny shayri & jokes - Page 81

Santa Singh goes into an electrical goods store, you know one of these stores that sells fridges, TVs etc.

Santa walks up to the salesman, points and says,

"I want to buy this TV."

The salesman say, "Sorry, we do not sell anything to surds."

So Santa goes away and comes back two hours later after having a haircut, points and says,

"I want to buy this TV."

The salesman once again replies, "Sorry, we do not sell anything to surds."

Santa goes away again and comes back two hours later with his beard and moustache also shaved, points and says,

"I want to buy this TV".

The salesman once again replies, "Sorry, we do not sell anything to Surds, Why are you wasting your and my time? Don't come back in the shop again!"

Santa says sheepishly, "OK, you do not sell to Surds. But tell me how did you figure out that I was a surd even after I had shaved my hair, mustache and beard.

The salesman replied, "Because that TV you want to buy is actually a microwave oven." 🤣🤣🤣

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.🤣

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.🤣

Banta wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"

Sardar says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".