funny shayri & jokes - Page 80

Banta Singh : "Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?"

Santa Singh : You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate "Bachelor Again". Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is "Married Again".🤣🤣🤣

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a shit ?

Sardar : "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory…🤣🤣🤣

Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…🤣🤣🤣

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain🤣

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.