funny shayri & jokes - Page 44

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Dunya Ka Sab Se Bara Jaadu (magic)Kahan Hota Hai.?
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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

ohho🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

ye husband to na hova🤔🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

1 din main total 6 page karne they or main ne 8 kar diye😲abhe Ap ne bhe akrne hon ge to maltab ke 15 se pehle khatam ho jaye ga😈🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Keenal

huh, matlab 🤔 🤣

Originally posted by: Keenal

Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko agar dil se chaho to saari kayanath tumhe usse milane ki koshish me lag jaati hai.. 🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Girl. . Girl. . Girl. . . What is GIRL???
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Lets know
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G.. Goli dene mein sabse aage!
I.. Innocent sirf shakal se!
R.. Rone ki automatic machine!
L.. Ladai mein sabki Maa!

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hahahahahahaha🤣🤣i knw yahan sab girls hain to cool rehna ye read kar ke🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?

It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!

Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?

It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!

🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Unkn0wn call

Boy :
DO u hv a boyfriend?
Girl :
yes! Who r u?
Boy :
tera bhai. Ruk ja ghar ata h0on teri dhulai karne!

AN0THER UNKNWN CAL AGAIN.:

Boy :
do u hav a boyfriend?
Girl :
oh no no! Who r u?
Boy :
i m ur bf. Cheater u br0ke my heart!
Girl :
oh darling s0ry, i th0ught u r my br0ther.

Boy :
Haha
Tera bhai he hun Aj to bus ghar ane ki dair hai'tuu dekh.



DAD wala funny tha ya bhai wala🤣🤣