funny shayri & jokes - Page 42

Teacher 2 Boy:
1 Taraf paisa Hy,
1 Taraf Dimaag

Kya Logay?

Boy:paisa

Teacher: Galat, Agar Main Hoti To Dimag Leti.

Boy:Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy Wo Wohi Leta hy.

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Boy friend Bohat romantic andaz mein
jaan dekho mein tumari zulfon k liye kiya laya…

Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain phir Aap Itna Dar Keun Rahe Ho?

Boy friend
Mujhe Maaf Kar Do

Maine Tumse Chupaya Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai

Girlfriend
Aray Koi Baat Nahi

Chalo aao Aj Main Tumhn Apne Bachon Se Milwati Hun

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Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho ?

Dost:

To kiya hua.Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyaan pakati hai.!

hahahahahahahaha🤣🤣

KHTRNAAK DOSTI

beta der se ghr aya.
Baap: kha the tm?
Beta:Frnd k ghr tha.

Baap ne usk 10 dosto ko call ki.

4 said:
g uncl, yahi pr tha.

3 bole:
blkul abhi ghr se nikla h.

2 ne kaha:
yahi hai uncle, Parh raha hai…phone don kya?

Doctor pathan se:
Khan sahab tumhara 1 kidny Fail ho gaya hai.

Pathan rotay huwe bola :