funny shayri & jokes - Page 32

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?

Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le.

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

dill se keh rahi ho ?😳🤣ager han to man leta hon🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

nahi main drama kio karon ga🤣🤣Ap ko nahi hoti hamri khushi pe khushi?😳🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

nahi kal nahi kar paya aj karon ga🤣wese Naaz ager hum mil ke daily 6 page khatam karain to 15 oct tak 150 ho jayein ge😉🤣to abhe 31 page hai main 34 tak kar deta hon baki reply main or jokes main ho he jayein ge right🤔🤣
ary isi tarhan ke hon ge🤔🤣wese wo choro ye jo kar raha hon yehi theek hain🤣🤣
kese dikh raha hai ap ko,?kio ke muje to dikh nahi raha to Ap ko kese🤔🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

kio ke main chahta tha Ap dar ke utho😳🤣or sab ghar wale pochain Naaz putar ki hoya🤣🤣🤣or ap ko samjh na aye ke Ap kis tarhan btyein🤣🤣
ary FD matlab funny drams🤔🤣ab samjhi?😳🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait'.
Searching'.
searching'
still searching'.
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found'!

😭🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir'Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣