funny shayri & jokes - Page 30

Jab LiGHT Jaey

Americans Power House CALL Karty Hein

Japneese Fuse Test Karty Hein

or
Pakistani

Gali Mein Jhaank Kar Kehty Hein

Hahaha Saaron ki Gai hai

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Waiter:Your bill Sir!

Student :Take My Card.

Waiter:But Sir,This is Student Card.

Student :To Phir Bahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha He
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED".

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Shadi k dusre din beti apni ma se-"aaj meri unse ladai ho gyi.

Ma-"beta shadi me jhagde to hote rhte hain.

Beti-"vo to thik h pr ab"deadbody"ka kya karu..:

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Dual heart attack msg by a girl to her boy frend
1st msg: lets break up now. . . .
Its all over.

Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Boy : 30-40 Bar..

Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?

Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…

Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane
Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane

A chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, "Yo Ke Hoyo"!

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
…Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain

Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi,
Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya

Cause

First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!
Ghantu: To Pagal Verizone Ka Le Le…