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Posted: 13 years ago

#331

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much

would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know maths.

Ted: You don't know my father!

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#332

Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women

10.

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#333

A woman wakes up on Feb. 14th and tells her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentines Day. What do you think it means??"

"You'll know tonight" he says.

That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his wife.Delighted, she opens it and finds..

a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams"

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#334

NEW WEDDING STYLE !

PRIEST : do u agree to change ur facebook relationship status from single to married?

BOY : LIKE LIKE!

GIRL : LIKE!

PRIEST : you are now husband and wife. You may now upload ur wedding pictures and dont forget to TAG me!

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#335

"Would you like a table?"

No. I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#336

Two hunters are in the New Jersey woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. 'My friend is dead. What can I do?' 'Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

There's a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. 'OK, now what?'

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