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Posted: 13 years ago

#241

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy
Friend : Your parents seem so nice.
Me : Hah, that's only when there's a visitor in the house.

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#242

Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me…

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#243

Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue…

Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao…

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#244

Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
Kyunki
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai…

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#245

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro
Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#246

One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#247

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#248

Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, "Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?"
Devdas Bola, "Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya."

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#249

Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain,
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah… Wah…
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…