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Chandraditya

@Chandraditya

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Posted: 14 years ago

#11

excellent guys .. you guys are creative too .. not bad at all .. both the jokes are funy enough .. loved them ..

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Tejesh Ejanthkar

@tejeshec

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Posted: 14 years ago

#12

Elesh's joke:

Elesh attends an interview for job in a mobile company and is thrown out after the first ? itself...

The ?: Which is the biggest network
Elesh: Cartoon Network

Suhaana's joke(could have been Elesh's as well):

Suhaana: Doctor these days I feel that someone is humming in my ears...
Doctor: When do you feel like this
Suhaana: When I put on my head phones and listen to songs...

Guyz pardon me these are not my original though................Original ho duplicate hasee aanee chahiye bus.....

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Tejesh Ejanthkar

@tejeshec

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#13

Suhaana and Meethi conversation....

Meethi: Badi chachi mujhe cartoon dekhna hai
Suhaana: Apne Elesh chachu ko dekhle
Meethi: Main roj roj ek hee cartoon nahin dekh sakti
Suhaana: Toh phir ek kaam kar apni Disha chachi se bol ek naya cartoon paida karne ke liye...
Meethi: par vo bhi same nikla toh.....
Suhaana: koi baat nahin meethi Disha didi-Elesh bhaiyya phir se try kar lenge..
Meethi: haan yeh theek rahega

In comes the gr8 Meena without knowing what these guys are discussing

Meena: Choti bhabhi aap ko kuch chahiye....
Suhaana: Haan meethi ko ek cartoon chahiye...
Meena: Theek hai main abhi laati hoon....
Suhaana: Meena tu ruk.... tere bache bhi hai vo bhi bina shaadi ke......OMG tu toh badi shameless nikli...
Meena: Chi bhabhi yeh aap kya bol rahe ho main toh(smiling) Ishaan bhaiyya ko bulane jaa rahi thi..
Suhaana(full gusse mein): Mere bholu ko cartoon bola tumne....(then she cools down) haan vo cartoon toh hai par sirf mere liye....
Sorry meethi yeh cartoon tum nahin dekh sakti...iske rights toh sirf mere paas hain...

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Sheema

@infinity00

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#14

Alok Went to his tailor mastor

Alok: Pent Ki Silaee?

Tailor: 150 Rupees

Alok: Nekar Ki?

Tailar: 50 Rupees

Alok: Ok Nikar Hi See De
Par Lambai Pairon Tak Rakhna…

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Sheema

@infinity00

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#15

Dadajee:Pata Hai Meri Mumtaaz, Alok nay Lagta Hai mera Dimagh Paya Hai
Dadijee : Maloom Hai Mujhay , Us Kay Paas Tumhara Dimagh Hai, Kyuokay Meray Paas Toh Mera Hai!!!

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Sheema

@infinity00

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#16

Suhana finished the sweater she was knitting, she give the sweator to Elaish to post it as a surprise for Ishaan.
When Ishaan got the parcel , there was note saying, " The buttons of the sweater was too heavy for the postage, so it has been romved, you will find them in the pocket of the sweator".

Edited by venture - 14 years ago

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Tejesh Ejanthkar

@tejeshec

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#17

Sheema aunty, the pace at which you are belting out these jokes looks like you are really down and out thinking about SGP's current track and tomorrow's match....Trying hard to forget about the happenings around you.

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Sheema

@infinity00

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#18

very true Tejesh very true!!

I have heard Laughter is the best medicine!!!

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Sheema

@infinity00

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#19

Elaish got his promotion and become a Manager in his firm.

To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all

his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see

if his boss was busy. Elaish noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you

outstanding! Please income.'

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