Khatara and Car Amnay Samnay!!!

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Picture this guys!!! Ishaan,s scootor in the gali, amanay samnay with Suhana,s car

Khatara, staring at the car ( being Ishaan,s Khatara , what do you expectšŸ˜‰

Car: Hey ye GHOOR GHOOR kai kiya stare kar rahay ho??( Suhana,s style)

Khatara: dekh raha hon kai tumharai liyee us BEWAFA nai mujhai BAIJ DALA, Cheee!!

Car: Arai Aur kiya karta ,apni Shakal dheki hai OMJ!!!

Khatara: Amaa( Dheli ka scooter hai !) tumhari madam to OMG kheti hai ye OMJ kiya hai

Car: OMG means oh my God, as in God nay usay banaya hai aur OMJ means oh my JAPAN as Japan nay mujhay bahya hai samjhay dumbo.

Khatara: Amma tum Japani ho??

Car: Noooo ( Suhana,s style) merai PARENTS japanese thay main to idhar hi bani hon.

Khatara: Japani chalay gaye SUHANI chor gaye

Car: What Suhani??

Khatara: Arai tumhari Madam Suhana to tum SUHANI.

Suhani: Shut up , apnai kam say kam rakho, khabardar jo mujhay kuch kaha, Ishaan mujhay kitnay pyar say laya hai, tum ko to woh baich aya tha

Khatara: han han , galti ho gai uss say, warna PHELI PAYARI AUR PHELI SAWARI ko koi nahi bholta., samjhi.

Suhani: What payari and what is sawari????

Khatara: hai laa, tum to bilkul Suhana ho Suhani!!! payari means first love and sawari means first ride. main to ander rahoon ga ghar kai, waisay woh mujhay apnay room main bhi rakh sakta hai, pur kiya hai kay Aslam Bhai nay mujhay seerhi charnay say mana kiya hai,tum bahar hi raho gi, gali main , aur yehan kutaay bhi hain.


Suhani: OMJ no, no main asiay nahi reh sakti , mujhai GARAGE chaiyee,

Khatara: Oh Oh , Garage chaiyee, size to dekho apna ho local aur nakhray German sawari kai.

Suhani:Shut up you khatara

Khatara: Waisay chalti ho Aslam Bhai kai Garage main eik dum mast motor oil aya hua hai, chloo garama garam ho jai eik eik litre.

Suhani: OMJ , no way , may srif Show room jati hon, kisi aisay waisay garage nahi.

Ishaan comes out and and takes his Khatara inside and Khatra winks at Suhani and said.
" Kal miltay hain Suhani , kutoon ko mera salaam khena!!"





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Posted: 14 years ago
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LOL!!!! OMG!!!! Too good yaar!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Oohhhhh Good god.... !Yeh kya.... Sheems..... u have turned a scriptwriter yaar with the script of Khatara and Suhani..😲😲.. TOO GOOD..šŸ‘šŸ¼..! Amazing dialogues and hilarious too.... actually felt the suhani spoke Suhana's dialogues and the OMJ was just too funny..... Bhai Wah.... Lagtha hai.... aap hum logon ki chutti kar dogi.......šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†.... but seriously very well written yaar.....šŸ‘! Enjoyed reading it dear....šŸ˜‰
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Thank You Thank You!!! I was fed up with usual Shyari , so thought of this in my GERMAN SUHANI!!! on my way back from work.
Edited by venture - 14 years ago

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