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Kahin ki iint, kahin ka rora,
Bhanumati ne kunba joda
Stole a brick, borrowed a stone
And bhanumati has a home to call her own
Recipe of an episode
1 tsp bahu cooks for Sasur
1 tbsp two bitchy women sparring
A pinch of false tension
1 romantic scene
1 evil saas
1 innocent victim
A couple of good looking guys - to taste
1 pot to stir up troubles
1 dish to serve a celebration
Random characters to garnish
A few stock expressions - randomly selected
A lot of loud jarring background music
cooking time - 22.5 minutes
1. Step 1 : Faltu tension ki sauce
Take a bahu cooking for sasur sequence
Toss in some dirty looks from saas
Season it with tense looks from family
Freeze Sasur's face in bland expression
Add plenty of loud awful music
Stir for two minutes, till Sasur smiles
And Saas grimaces
The tension ki sauce is now ready
2. Step 2 : evil saas and innocent victim ki sabzi
Place evil saas and and bechari in a pot together
Let the favors of evil ooze out and cover the bechari
Let the pot simmer till the bechari is completely tender and cooked
3. Step 3 : Romance ka tadka
Take any romance scene from the deep freezer
Since these scenes are pre cooked to perfection
Use them as is
4. Raita of two bitchy women sparring
Garnish with tirchi nazar
Evil looks, sarcastic smiles
And inane taunts
Available off the shelf from any show archive
5. Step 5 : Garnish with shocked expressions, happy expressions, no expressions, random
expressions
6. Serve it in a platter of a pooja/shadi/sagai/party of any sorts
The dish is now ready to be served,
The taste will be exactly like that of any other show on any other channel
This dish is a favorite of TRP aunties all over the country!
Episode rating - 4/10
Very very very disappointed
Arjun
Anupamaa
