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Mrs.Toni Rode Vyas

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Posted: 13 years ago

Toni reporting from news bak bak ...

story so far in SC...

our sexy pandit saras when he came out of his dhoti his father gave him the news that he has to marry one gau ki kuri ... his first reaction was what ever its a big no ... but the spicy dose of sexy kamariya of kumu he was about to change his mind but kumu put the cherry on the top by challenging him...

in this matter kumu told us '' he said i cant love u !!! i know stuff happens 😉 ...banda fails to love a lady n they wont admit it. so as a responsible relative i just played my sachin shoot n i knew it will always work . n i did that bcz he can get better if he just once visit Baba Saam Dev in our village 😳 . i cant tell him that ☺️ just let him come so then bapu ji will do it ☺️ ''

on the other hand when saras was drooling over KK = kumus kamar ...he felt kick in the ass 😡😡😡.. kumu told him that she does not want to show him her face when he was zooming so hard that the server , internet connection broke dawn he was more then disappointed 😕...

all he can think of is '' saali main teri puri badan dek lungi ''

so now saras is in Ratna Nagar with mission ... we will keep posted please wish our saras good luck n keep his mission a secret ...

n also kumu's secret plan...

This is the song playing in saras's head... we r dedicating this to saras n kumu ...we love u ...😳😳😳

(PS: just a fun post ... i m huge fan of saMud )

Edited by -B.N.K- - 13 years ago

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Posted: 13 years ago

This is Sansani Reporter from Ab Tak News!!

This sexy pandit is back on the prowl again, he lusts after sexy kamariyas of all sizes on webcams, then stalks the poor unsuspecting village belles with sexy bellies, lures them into marrying him on the pretext of giving them a golden chance to work as a belly dancer in Dubai.

Our sources reveal that his latest shikaar is the village seductress Kumud Sundari, yes the infamous Backless Choli girl !

We will keep you updated with more live news from our ground reporter Tony Bak Bakiya

Me signing off with my parting words, Agar chain se sona ho toh bhaag jao! Before this pakau news reaches your television sets. 😆

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Mrs.Toni Rode Vyas

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
yeh kaisa gana???

Originally posted by: mintry
This song is a mix of two songs from Trinidad. Rum Till I die by adesh samaroo and lotala by sonny man.

Edited by -B.N.K- - 13 years ago

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sanju

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Posted: 13 years ago

lmao this is hilarious...KK=Kumud's Kamra😆

please keep us updating!!😳

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Posted: 13 years ago

Our unreliable sources tried to contact the Sexy Cam to Cam wala Pandit on phone!

Sir What do you have to say about Kamariyas and your stuck up in the rear father ?

Saras the Pandit : Yo Man! Kamariya lagey lapa laap, lollipop laagey lu ! As far as my father is concerned he fails to satisfy my sexy mommy, so he is always in a grumpy mood 😆

Before we could further probe him, we lost contact with Pandit Ji as our lines got disconnected, owing to our past unpaid telephone bills. 😆

But Our good for nothing Ground reporter Tony Bak Bakiya contacted village seductress Kumud, all she got to say was

"Uske eyebrows aise hai toh woh kaisa hoga"

Our reporter Ms. Tony Bak Bakiya further more investigated her liking for his weird bushy eyebrows and our investigation revealed ground breaking revelations, that she has a fetish for Hairy men, and she is rumoured to have dated Hairy man Anil Kapoor and King Kong . That explains her liking for Mr. Bushy Eyebrows.😉

Please keep watching our news Ab Tak, sabse peechey! for more unreliable, false, spicy, tidbits. 😆

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Mrs.Toni Rode Vyas

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Posted: 13 years ago

hello hello...

my dear frn from the channel Toni bak bakiy reporting ...

our source gave us update that saras the sexy pandit is already in kumu's house.he already attempted to check out all the sexy girls in the village but not all of them was qualified for the dancer position n did not have the kind of exposed sexy back n belly needed .they run away when lusty saras was checking them out...

on that matter saras said to us '' they are not sexy n they know it ''😔

pic from our hidden camera ...😳

what will be saras's next move please keep watching channel ab tak n trust ur reporter Toni bak bakiya 😳😳😳

Edited by -B.N.K- - 13 years ago

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Mia

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Posted: 13 years ago

Oh my lord! I hate you! That song got stuck in my head.

BTW lovely post and love that gif of him.

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SHANA

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Posted: 13 years ago

OMG never knew our Saras Dhikra has such a dirty mind!!!

Keep me updated dear...ab to bas tumhara sahara hai ...iss lusty truth ko janane ka 😛

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SweetFifi

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: -B.N.K-

its a bhojpuri song ... ram till i die...
by cool guys ''lutela ''
funny isn't it 😆😆

This is actually a song from Trinidad..

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: sweetly_sour
This is Sansani Reporter from Ab Tak News!!

This sexy pandit is back on the prowl again, he lusts after sexy kamariyas of all sizes on webcams, then stalks the poor unsuspecting village belles with sexy bellies, lures them into marrying him on the pretext of giving them a golden chance to work as a belly dancer in Dubai.

Our sources reveal that his latest shikaar is the village seductress Kumud Sundari, yes the infamous Backless Choli girl !

We will keep you updated with more live news from our ground reporter Tony Bak Bakiya

Me signing off with my parting words, Agar chain se sona ho toh bhaag jao! Before this pakau news reaches your television sets. 😆

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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