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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

Originally posted by: tamzin43

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

great one🤣

Originally posted by: tamzin43

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

Lmao ! I actually laughed out in real..Funniest joke ever 🤣

Originally posted by: tamzin43

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

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Originally posted by: Muskaan.Musky

Why isnt this picture showing?

I understand why you were so desperate to post it🤣

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any *** in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a *** therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese *** therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed...

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad.

You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf *** or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously,"Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?

Tamzin you actually googled that one?🤣

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How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave

Originally posted by: tamzin43

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"