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I had this written down ages ago but i only thought of posting it now so here goes
Gopi is asked by koki to buy some mangos from baazaar, to impress ahem (mango tree is infected because of urmi watering it)
Gopi: ji maa ji, let me just go and get my purse
Gopi enters the room, she gets her purse from the cupboard and sees ahem coming out of the bathroom, in a filmy style singing i whip my hair back and forth
Gopi turns around and starts walking out the room "whats the use"
Ahem: gopi ! jaano yah se fohran
Gopi: im going, ahem for the record you should of just got married to your mom, because you ovioubsly dont know how to treat women
Ahem left shocked he mutters under his breath "oh no she just didnt"
Gopi at the fruit shop
Gopi: bhai please give me some mango's, and listen im tight on money so just give the ruined ones
Lalalalalalala says a voice, gopi turns around and sees her childhood friend tinky winky
Gopi runs up to him and hugs him
Gopi: tinky i thought you went to mumbai with dhawal bhai, if your hear whos running the business
Tinky: hahaha dhawal didnt do anything all he use to do was sit around in his baniyan (vest) and think about selling oil
Gopi starts to laugh
Ahem going to the office and passes by seeing gopi joking around with a charming young boy with a red bag
Ahem: so thats what shes up to ... Ahem's dil goes mmm ... Why do i even care he turns up the radio and speeds off
Gopi: ive got to go, i have to get these mangos to my evil husband
Tinky: wait, dont go ... Hows your mami and your rashi ben ? how did they even let you get married ..
Gopi. Ji there okay
Tinky: okay ?? so you sent them to a physiatrist
Gopi looks shocked
Tinky: what happenrd i was only joking around ... Aacha so now that we've met you have to come round to my house and meet my mum
Gopi: ji i will definetly come
Tinky: you know what she was thinking about my shaadi ( he winks at her and smiles)
Gopi returns home
She puts the mangos on the kitchem counter and runs up to her room, drops on the bed with a sigh of relief and starts to pack her bags
She runs downstairs with her bags and wipes the sindoor of her head she spins around with the biggest smile on her face
All the family crowd around her
Jigar: whats happened to gopi bhabhi
Rashi: i think shes gone pagal
Koki: gopi vau what are you doing
Parag and Hetal starts to join in with her LOL
Ahem is at the door because he forgets a file at home he sees gopi and thinks wow i guess its time i tell her how much i love her i cant hold it in any longer
Gopi goes up to him and pushes him back he falls down, she grabs his laptop bag off him and starts to hit him with it
Gopi: take that you stupid gorilla
She hits him hard again
Gopi: and that one was for your big ego
She runs out the house and gets a rickshaw straight to tinky's house which is in lala land she knocks on the door and sees a wedding mandap, she slowly walks in and sees tinky sitting there without a bride
Tinky: your better late then never
The end
Gopi is asked by koki to buy some mangos from baazaar, to impress ahem (mango tree is infected because of urmi watering it)
Gopi: ji maa ji, let me just go and get my purse
Gopi enters the room, she gets her purse from the cupboard and sees ahem coming out of the bathroom, in a filmy style singing i whip my hair back and forth
Gopi turns around and starts walking out the room "whats the use"
Ahem: gopi ! jaano yah se fohran
Gopi: im going, ahem for the record you should of just got married to your mom, because you ovioubsly dont know how to treat women
Ahem left shocked he mutters under his breath "oh no she just didnt"
Gopi at the fruit shop
Gopi: bhai please give me some mango's, and listen im tight on money so just give the ruined ones
Lalalalalalala says a voice, gopi turns around and sees her childhood friend tinky winky
Gopi runs up to him and hugs him
Gopi: tinky i thought you went to mumbai with dhawal bhai, if your hear whos running the business
Tinky: hahaha dhawal didnt do anything all he use to do was sit around in his baniyan (vest) and think about selling oil
Gopi starts to laugh
Ahem going to the office and passes by seeing gopi joking around with a charming young boy with a red bag
Ahem: so thats what shes up to ... Ahem's dil goes mmm ... Why do i even care he turns up the radio and speeds off
Gopi: ive got to go, i have to get these mangos to my evil husband
Tinky: wait, dont go ... Hows your mami and your rashi ben ? how did they even let you get married ..
Gopi. Ji there okay
Tinky: okay ?? so you sent them to a physiatrist
Gopi looks shocked
Tinky: what happenrd i was only joking around ... Aacha so now that we've met you have to come round to my house and meet my mum
Gopi: ji i will definetly come
Tinky: you know what she was thinking about my shaadi ( he winks at her and smiles)
Gopi returns home
She puts the mangos on the kitchem counter and runs up to her room, drops on the bed with a sigh of relief and starts to pack her bags
She runs downstairs with her bags and wipes the sindoor of her head she spins around with the biggest smile on her face
All the family crowd around her
Jigar: whats happened to gopi bhabhi
Rashi: i think shes gone pagal
Koki: gopi vau what are you doing
Parag and Hetal starts to join in with her LOL
Ahem is at the door because he forgets a file at home he sees gopi and thinks wow i guess its time i tell her how much i love her i cant hold it in any longer
Gopi goes up to him and pushes him back he falls down, she grabs his laptop bag off him and starts to hit him with it
Gopi: take that you stupid gorilla
She hits him hard again
Gopi: and that one was for your big ego
She runs out the house and gets a rickshaw straight to tinky's house which is in lala land she knocks on the door and sees a wedding mandap, she slowly walks in and sees tinky sitting there without a bride
Tinky: your better late then never
The end
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